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31 Philadelphia, PA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Yesterday – 9:42am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Very often
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Sales / Marketing
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Well, here I am. And by "here" I mean the Greater Philadelphia Area. I grew up here, then moved out to the West Coast in 2007. I lived in San Francisco, Los Angeles, Olympia and Seattle, WA before finally moving back here. I kind of alternate on what I want to do from here: Do I stay and settle here again, do I move back to one of the cities I've lived, or go somewhere completely new? I have no idea at the moment.

Don't let that fool you, though. Once I figure out what it is I want to do, then it's a straight bee line to the finish.

Anyway, I love to talk about my experiences, and I will, at great length. So if you've never been out west and want to know about it, hit me up. If you've been, and wanna swap stories, hit me up. If you don't wanna hear about it at all, hit me up, and tell me to shut up. I'm pretty easy going.
What I’m doing with my life
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Wishing I was equal parts Han Solo and The Dread Pirate Roberts. And realizing I'm actually equal parts Ted Mosby and Dr. Jon Dorian.

Also, I sell guitars and guitar related accessories.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making myself seem more interesting than I really am. Drinking, smoking, playing guitar, and whatever else I can.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The fact that I can be extremely loud and almost obnoxious when I'm comfortable. Or that I'm super quiet and observant if I'm not.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Silmarillion, The Hobbit, Lord of The Rings, A Song of Ice and Fire, Asimov's Foundation and Robot Series, anything by Neil Gaiman. Also love reading about history, from antiquity through Late Middle Ages, with quite a fondness for The Viking Age.

Music(Here we go. Hope you have time.):
First off, MOTORHEAD. Then everything else.
Acid Bath, Agalloch, Alcest, Amebix, Amon Amarth, Anathema, Angelwitch, ArchAnthrax, Arch Enemy, At the Gates, Avantasia, Bathory, Black Dahlia Murder, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Blind Guardian, Bloodbath, Bolt Thrower, Bouncing Souls, Burzum, Cannibal Corpse, Carcass, Cathedral, Celtic Frost, Children of Bodom, The Clash, Clutch, Corrosion of Conformity, Count Raven, Crowbar, Cryptopsy, Dark Tranquillity, DarkThrone, Deafheaven, Death, Destruction, Dethklok, Devin Townsend, Dio, Discharge, Dissection, Down, Edguy, Electric Wizard, Eluveitie, Emperor, Ensiferum, Enslaved, Entombed, Eyehategod, Finntroll, Gallhammer, Gamma Ray, Ghost, Heaven and Hell, Hellhammer, Helloween, The Hidden Hand, High on Fire, Iced Earth, Ihsahn, Immortal, In Flames, Insomnium, Iron Maiden, Iron Reagan, Judas Priest, Kalmah, Kamelot, Katatonia, King Diamond, King of Asgard, Korpiklaani, Kreator, Mastodon, Mayhem, Mercyful Fate, Metallica, The Misfits, Mithotyn, MoonSorrow, Morbid Angel, MOTÖRHEAD, Municipal Waste, Mutilation Rites, My Dying Bride, Nile, Obituary, The Obsessed, Operation Ivy, Opeth, Orange Goblin, Origin, Pagan Altar, Pallbearer, Penance, Pilgrim, Possessed, Pride And Glory, Queen, Ramones, Rancid, Reverend Bizarre, Saint Vitus, Satyricon, Shrinebuilder, Skeletonwitch, Slayer, Sleep,Social Distortion, Sodom, Solitude, Aeturnus, Sonata Arctica, Speedwolf, Spirit Caravan, Spiritual Beggars, Strapping Young Lad, The Sword, Thin Lizzy, Thyrfing, Triptykon, Trouble, Týr, Ulver, Uncle Acis and The Deadbeats, Unisonic, Venom, Warning, Wino, Wintersun, Witchfindrr General, Wolves in the Throne Room, Woods of Ypres, Zakk Wylde, 40 Watt Sun.

That's a start. There's a lot more.

Also, You can hate every single band on this list and I'm fine with that. But, if you don't like Queen, you are a horrible human being, and I want nothing to do with you.

Rocky, Star Wars, Lethal Weapon, Die Hard,Adaptation, Bad Lieutenant, Matchstick Men, Face/Off, Con Air, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, High Fidelity, Big Lebowski....ummmmm, I can't think of anymore. I'm pretty easy when it comes to movies.

Game of Thrones, Sons of Anarchy, Metalocalypse, Shameless, Family Guy, American Dad, Classic Simpsons, How I Met Your Mother, Scrubs, Looney Tunes, Ninja Turtles, Transformers, Thundercats, Beavis and Butthead, Daria, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Daily Show, Colbert Report, @Midnight, ummmmm, again, I'm sure there's a lot more. Just ask.

Meat. And beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1: Beer
2: cigarettes(I've tried and I turned into a stressed out, irritable SOB)
3: Music
4: My guitars
5: Food. But I guess that one is true about all of us
6: Good friends to talk to, party with ,and play music with
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I'll be in 5 years
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing whatever, going wherever, who cares?

Some Friday nights I might also be out and about at a show, either a national touring act or my friends bands playing local bars. What did I tell you? I love music
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Watching Muppet movies and specials can really bring me down, sometimes to the point of tears. I think it's because it reminds me of how far gone my childhood is.
You should message me if
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You read through all of this without getting bored to tears, or totally repulsed