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29 Mountain View, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:58pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Okay), Albanian, Afrikaans

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a strange guy that tries too hard and not hard enough all at once.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working a retail job part-time because I lack the connections and social aptitude to get the jobs I have the education for.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Defining myself and others.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smile all the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dave Barry, comedies, burgers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not existing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I enjoy board games more than most people.
You should message me if
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You're hateful, judgemental, and spiteful, and you enjoy being that way with no intent of stopping, ever.

That's really all it takes. I want someone who says hurts other people for fun. That probably will scare off most of you, but I'm okay with that. I've accepted this about myself. It's what I want and someday I will find it.

But at the same time, I want you (this sadistic woman) to be somewhat open-minded, clever, creative, and neither homophobic nor racist. Be a hateful lady, but do it with style and class.

It'd be nice if you were a Libertarian too, but not a religious one. Religious libertarians make me uneasy because they really just want to replace government with religion.

I hope that you, the woman about to message me right now, play video games beyond Halo, Call of Duty, and League of Legends. I'd prefer a Candy Crush addict to someone who only plays those games.

And if you made it this far. Because this section is way too long, and if I posted it on r/OkCupid for a critique people would be telling me to change all sorts of shit. But Reddit and I don't get along too well, so fair is fair.

Evil women, line up to my left to make me your minion.

Men, line up to my right for high fives.