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Electricbassguy

83 M Santa Clara, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
3′ 11″ (1.19m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Unemployed
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Okay), Albanian, Afrikaans

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am here to haunt you, you old whores.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Building an army of women to destroy the evil.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using my orgasms to power my st3p-s!ster Alecia "P!NK" M00RE
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know too much about them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Whatevah.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not existing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an internet crush on some girl I've never met but known since 1998... and another internet crush on another one too...
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You're an evil woman looking for a minion.