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Electricbassguy

29 Mountain View, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Okay), Albanian, Afrikaans

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a strange guy that tries too hard and not hard enough all at once.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working a retail job part-time because I lack the connections and social aptitude to get the jobs I have the education for.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Defining myself and others.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smile all the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dave Barry, comedies, burgers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not existing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I enjoy board games more than most people.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're hateful, judgemental, and spiteful, and you enjoy being that way with no intent of stopping, ever.

That's really all it takes. I want someone who says hurts other people for fun. That probably will scare off most of you, but I'm okay with that. I've accepted this about myself. It's what I want and someday I will find it.

But at the same time, I want you (this sadistic woman) to be somewhat open-minded, clever, creative, and neither homophobic nor racist. Be a hateful lady, but do it with style and class.

It'd be nice if you were a Libertarian too, but not a religious one. Religious libertarians make me uneasy because they really just want to replace government with religion.

I hope that you, the woman about to message me right now, play video games beyond Halo, Call of Duty, and League of Legends. I'd prefer a Candy Crush addict to someone who only plays those games.

And if you made it this far. Because this section is way too long, and if I posted it on r/OkCupid for a critique people would be telling me to change all sorts of shit. But Reddit and I don't get along too well, so fair is fair.

Evil women, line up to my left to make me your minion.

Men, line up to my right for high fives.