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44 Westland, MI Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 35–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:18pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
English (Poorly), Other (Fluently), Yiddish (Poorly), Afrikaans (Okay), Breton (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Kissing a girl is like eating pizza except people believe me when I say I've eaten pizza.

I am a Ambitious, Perceptive, Passionate, Optimistic, Funny, Spontaneous, Thoughtful and affectionate guy. Seeking a something with a woman that will treat my body like a Rental car, respect my mind and understand my sense of humor (really this is a important part).

I really thought I'd have my skull-shaped, volcano fortress by now.

I hate defining myself by my job. So lets try and not say I am a Information Technology Systems Administrator (Yes I am a nerd by profession). I just do that to pay my bills. I rather be laying with food but that does not pay the bills that well. I love Farm to Table cooking and being responsible and respectful with my food.

I am also a big fan of reinventing Detroit for artist, musicians, chefs and other creative types.

I'm Downton Abbey in the streets, Game of Thrones in the sheets. I consider myself pretty adventurous in the bedroom, but eye contact is where I draw the line (I hate to point out that this is a joke, but some people ask me about it like I was serious). Edit #1 OK even with the disclaimer in there, I am still getting people that think I don't do eye contact.

I haven't seen any of the Fast and Furious movies but I once had to speed up to get through a yellow light so I get it.

My heros are Neil DeGrasse Tyson, MLK, Michael Pollan, Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, Mr. Rogers, Temple Grandon and decent everyday people that are not shallow snots. Oh yeah and Jared from Subway. Bastard got rich eating subs.

In my 20s I did a lot of couch surfing. But that all ended after I was attacked by a couch shark. Very tragic, I almost lost a punch line in the attack.

Instead of going to Starbucks, I make my own coffee, yell my name out incorrectly, misspell my name on the cup and then light a $5 bill on fire.

Can we get a "formal sex" option on this site? It's like casual sex but with a Top Hat, monocle and cummerbund.
What I’m doing with my life
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Have worked in IT (Yes I am part nerd) for many years but now I am switching to focus on starting a food business based I am a serious food nerd with a focus on sustainability and quality. Also kicking my self in the ass to get into shape.
I’m really good at
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Fixing things, cooking, computers, making people laugh, pulling my weight, finding fun things to do, cuddling and kissing. Did I mention cooking? I do hold hands on the first date...yeah I know that might be fast but I do it anyways! I will hold your hand so FUCKING hard! Yeah, I am a bit dirty like that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My uncanny resemblance to Morgan Freeman.

My looks are often described as "rugged" and "weathered" and "what the hell happened to you when you were younger?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Larousse Gastronomique, Anything by Cormac McCarthy, Anything by James Michener, Ender's Game , Sho-Gun, The Stand, Shock Doctrine, American Gods, Good Night Gorilla, Green Eggs and Ham...Oh and that pamphlet "Woman can abuse men too".

Movies: Secretary, Akira Kurosawa Movies, Wes Anderson Movies, Fitzcaraldo, BBC version of Hitchhikers Guide, Eat Drink Man Woman.

Shows: I try not to watch TV too much. Walking Dead, Dr. Who, Anthony Bourdain, Iron Chef, Portlandia if I must watch...

Music...The music that we are not spoon fed. Joy Division, Portishead, Pixies, Brian Eno, My Bloody Valentine, New Order, the Cure, Aphex Twin, LCD Soundsystem, Underworld, Mumford and Sons, Arcade Fire, The Smiths, Interpol, Saint Germain, Jeff Mills, DJ Shadow, Nitzer Ebb, Nouvelle Vague, Led Zeppelin, Radiohead, Underworld, Kraftwerk, James Brown, Insert "Obscure Bands names that make me look more hip" here, Detroit Techno/House and Kid Koala.

If you want me to melt into a puddle of romantic jelly pop on some Mazzy Star.

Food... I will try almost everything once. Love spicy food, ethnic food, and locally raised food. I love to cook for other people while they just sit there and talk to me. Cooking is Zen. I am a bit of a Snob though, I refuse to eat at national chains. I love supporting local businesses. Once in your life you may need a Doctor or a Lawyer...but three times a day you need a farmer. I am not a farmer, but they have my respect. I cheat once in a bit with Pizza rolls...i love the way the molten hot ones burn a hole in your lip.

I like American Food, Chinese Food, Korean Food, Mexican food, Cuban Food, Canadian Food, Brazilian Food, French Food, German Food, Italian Food, Spanish Food, Belgian Food, Irish Food, British Food, Japanese Food, Vietnamese Food...I can do this all damn day long! I just don't like Swedish food except for those Red Gummy Fish.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The warmth of a caring person
Electricity and all the fruit of its wonders.
Top 6 list
Taste Buds

What the hell is it with you woman and Chapstick. They must put crack in that stuff?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is it so hard just to get your kids to say "bitch please" and "bitch thank you".

How one person can make life more tolerable and pleasant for those around him.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recreating civil war battles in the streets of Detroit by myself...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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They say sex is 90% mental, which is why I quiz my lover with light trivia during our lovemaking.

You can get your apartment pretty clean if you're smart about your dares in "Truth or Dare."

The moment I sense we're splitting the check evenly is the moment I start ordering more drinks.
You should message me if
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There is nothing more beautiful than two people in a kitchen cooking, that know how the other thinks. They know each others movements, direction and pace. They know when to talk and know when to concentrate. It is like a tango but with a glorious return for more senses that just touch, hearing and sight. You get to use every sense in a creation of something wonderful for each other. Where else do you get that?

You don't think sex is some super secret sacred something something. You must like to get down and make pets uncomfortable as they watch, the dogs head all cocked to the side and the cats eyes all bug out. A Parrot screeching "Y'all Mother Fuckers Need JESUS".

You know what a vacation is and know how to use it.

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