I am a Ambitious, Perceptive, Passionate, Optimistic, Funny, Spontaneous, Thoughtful and affectionate guy. Seeking a something with a woman that will treat my body like a Rental car, respect my mind and understand my sense of humor (really this is a important part).
I really thought I'd have my skull-shaped, volcano fortress by now.
I hate defining myself by my job. So lets try and not say I am a Information Technology Systems Administrator (Yes I am a nerd by profession). I just do that to pay my bills. I rather be laying with food but that does not pay the bills that well. I love Farm to Table cooking and being responsible and respectful with my food.
I am also a big fan of reinventing Detroit for artist, musicians, chefs and other creative types.
I'm Downton Abbey in the streets, Game of Thrones in the sheets. I consider myself pretty adventurous in the bedroom, but eye contact is where I draw the line (I hate to point out that this is a joke, but some people ask me about it like I was serious). Edit #1 OK even with the disclaimer in there, I am still getting people that think I don't do eye contact.
I haven't seen any of the Fast and Furious movies but I once had to speed up to get through a yellow light so I get it.
My heros are Neil DeGrasse Tyson, MLK, Michael Pollan, Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, Mr. Rogers, Temple Grandon and decent everyday people that are not shallow snots. Oh yeah and Jared from Subway. Bastard got rich eating subs.
In my 20s I did a lot of couch surfing. But that all ended after I was attacked by a couch shark. Very tragic, I almost lost a punch line in the attack.
Instead of going to Starbucks, I make my own coffee, yell my name out incorrectly, misspell my name on the cup and then light a $5 bill on fire.
Can we get a "formal sex" option on this site? It's like casual sex but with a Top Hat, monocle and cummerbund.