MY PROFOUND AND ETERNAL THANKS TO YOU HASHEM DEAR G_D FOR MY LIFE MY HEALTH MY SAFETY AND EVERY OTHER PHENOMENAL BLESSING THAT YOU HAVE PROVIDED ME WITH. I AM COGNIZANT FOR EVERY UNCEASING MOMENT OF MY LIFE THAT IS CONTROLLED BY YOUR INVINCIBILITY AND INCOMMENSURABILITY FOR THE PURPOSE OF GLORIFYING, PURIFYING, AND SANCTIFYING THE OMINIPOTENT AND OMNIPRESENT NAME OF DEAR G_D. I WILL FAITHFULLY AND FOREVER CONTINUE TO STRIDE TO DO MY PART TO HELP MAKE YOUR ALREADY GREAT WORLD A HOLIER, HEALTHIER HAPPIER CLEANER SAFER AND MORE PEACEFUL PLACE TO LIVE AND FOR EVERY MINUTE OF MY LIFE I WILL LOVE HONOR AND FEAR TO INEFFABILITY OF DEAR G_D.

MAKING HOT YUPPIE CHICKS ON THE UPPER EAST SIDE STOP AT A STANDSTILL WITH MY SIXTEEN MILLION DOLLAR BODY AND LARGE GENITALIAR.

LONG DISTANCE HIGH CALIBER LONG DISTANCE RUNNING.
LATERAL LATINO STEPS

THE GIRL LIKE LEGS OF ELEGANT ELLIOT OFFEN REALLY LOOK SEXIER, MORE SULTRY, AND MORE SEDUCTIVE THAN THE LEGS OF ANY REAL GIRL WHO HAS EVER LIVED.

"THE ROAD TO PRISTINE PHYSICAL FITNESS"

THE SULTRY AND SEDUCTIVE SONGS OF VIOLET MALAYEVA

"VIOLET DEHUMANIZES ELLIOT OFFEN"

MACROBIOTIC VEGAN SWING

I'M G-STRING AND SLEEVELESS RUNNING EFFORTLESSLY, PAINLESSLY, AND INDEFATIGABLY 16 MILES A DAY 2 HOURS AND LAUGHING AND I HAVE THE WORLD TANTALIZED, ELECTRIFIED, AND TRAUMATIZED.

I WAS A MALE EXOTIC DANCER AND FEMALE IMPERSONATOR.