Actually now that OKC is telling me to subscribe so I can tell when my messages have been read I think the point of this site is just to be as big a stalker as possible.
-being racially ambiguous. No, random stranger, I am not Indian nor do I drive a taxi.
-saying I'm going to go exercise but instead opt for staring blankly a screen for about an hour
-shamefully consuming vast amounts of ice cream
-informing fellow computer science majors that simply because this class has no women you're still expected to shower
-instantly forgetting someone's name after they have said it to me. Then calling them by the wrong name for the rest of the evening.
-asking law students inane legal questions
-ignoring people who wear sunglasses indoors
-being completely struck dumb by 90% of the tech related questions I'm asked
-wishing I didn't care about assault charges so that when every guy refers to himself as a "nice guy" I can punch him in the face. White knights would get the same treatment.
-not being 100% clear on what socially constitutes as a normal hobby.