Actually now that OKC is telling me to subscribe so I can tell when my messages have been read I think the point of this site is just to be as big a stalker as possible.
-being racially ambiguous. No, random stranger, I am not Indian nor do I drive a taxi.
-saying I'm going to go exercise but instead opt for staring blankly a screen for about an hour
-shamefully consuming vast amounts of ice cream
-informing fellow computer science majors that simply because this class has no women you're still expected to shower
-instantly forgetting someone's name after they have said it to me. Then calling them by the wrong name for the rest of the evening.
-asking law students inane legal questions
-ignoring people who wear sunglasses indoors
-being completely struck dumb by 90% of the tech related questions I'm asked
-wishing I didn't care about assault charges so that when every guy refers to himself as a "nice guy" I can punch him in the face. White knights would get the same treatment.
-not being 100% clear on what socially constitutes as a normal hobby.
Designing board games. I would seriously be content with trying to think up new party games for the rest of my life.
Also I look fantastic in formal clothing. I need to buy more suit jackets.
Italian food and milkshakes are my absolute favorites. Also Fogo de Chao made me realize lamb is absolutely delicious.
Pillars of the Earth was probably one of my favorites. Read Naomi by Junichiro Tanizaki which was equally good and disturbing. I have strong doubts whether 90% of the okcupid community likes Murakami as much as they claim they do but alas. Oh, and Grant Morrison and Alan Moore are delightfully insane individuals.
I've watched Little Miss Sunshine more times than I'd like to admit. Other than that, Miyazaki films, LOTR and Star Wars. Other actions and comedies.
How the phrase "Lena Dunham is the voice of this generation" fills me with an overwhelming sense of "meh".
I giggled in a store once when I saw a Darth Vader action figure that was labeled "Choking Hazard".
I don't understand female body shaming from either point of view.