Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm mostly here to browse profiles and do things for shits and
giggles because I think that's secretly the point of this site and
it passes the time until football season.
Actually now that OKC is telling me to subscribe so I can tell when
my messages have been read I think the point of this site is just
to be as big a stalker as possible.
-being racially ambiguous. No, random stranger, I am not Indian nor
do I drive a taxi.
-saying I'm going to go exercise but instead opt for staring
blankly a screen for about an hour
-shamefully consuming vast amounts of ice cream
-informing fellow computer science majors that simply because this
class has no women you're still expected to shower
-instantly forgetting someone's name after they have said it to me.
Then calling them by the wrong name for the rest of the
-asking law students inane legal questions
-ignoring people who wear sunglasses indoors
-being completely struck dumb by 90% of the tech related questions
-wishing I didn't care about assault charges so that when every guy
refers to himself as a "nice guy" I can punch him in the face.
White knights would get the same treatment.
-not being 100% clear on what socially constitutes as a normal
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Figuring out how the hell to get 3-5 years experience on a AAA
title video game in order to get a job as a game designer. I guess
I could just suck it up and become a programmer first but that very
thought makes me want to die.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing a 20 page paper in one day. Then submitting a 4 page paper
a week late.
Designing board games. I would seriously be content with trying to
think up new party games for the rest of my life.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I say mean things and people generally take it as me being really
funny. I don't know how to convince them otherwise.
Also I look fantastic in formal clothing. I need to buy more suit
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't really listen to music? Believe it or not it only slightly
inhibits my ability to interact with other people.
Italian food and milkshakes are my absolute favorites. Also Fogo de
Chao made me realize lamb is absolutely delicious.
Pillars of the Earth was probably one of my favorites. Read Naomi
by Junichiro Tanizaki which was equally good and disturbing. I have
strong doubts whether 90% of the okcupid community likes Murakami
as much as they claim they do but alas. Oh, and Grant Morrison and
Alan Moore are delightfully insane individuals.
I've watched Little Miss Sunshine more times than I'd like to
admit. Other than that, Miyazaki films, LOTR and Star Wars. Other
actions and comedies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Milkshakes. 6 different flavors of milkshakes that doesn't look
pink or green.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I desperately need a gigantic oven. Because I want to bake a
cake. I don't even like cake. But baking is fantastic.
How the phrase "Lena Dunham is the voice of this generation" fills
me with an overwhelming sense of "meh".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Squirrels scare the crap out of me.
I giggled in a store once when I saw a Darth Vader action figure
that was labeled "Choking Hazard".
I don't understand female body shaming from either point of view.
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