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  • Ages 22–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Sep 16
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Wants kids
My self-summary
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I am one of those horrible smug gits that can say they absolutely love their job. It also feels like I spend most of my time in Scandinavia, Copenhagen mostly, which I love. I seem to be there at least 3 times a month.

I love craft beer, antiques, marmite, parrots, watching people fall over, big duvets, lizards, bracelets, old french clothing, guitars, the noise that dolphins make, and all things apple mac related. i also love to escape reality on a regular basis.

I particularly love the countryside, and the peace and quiet it provides. Am done with being surrounded by drama constantly, and really just want an easy life.

By day, i am the reserved lone ranger/creative brewer type, by night, i become jonny the chav slayer.

I'm a non smoker, but a snus addict.

You'll have to excuse the lack of photos.. really don't have any of myself.

I am considerably ugly, and hot for Gizzi Erskine.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working as a full time brewer/brewery owner just outside of London (Kent).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BBQ! Love all kinds of american style BBQ. Im a bit of a 'foodie' as it happens, im not going to commit to saying i have a favourite food, i love it all. although i will say i admire the intricate flavours that's common in oriental cuisine. think asian chefs are amazing.

Have quite an eclectic musical taste (as im sure most people say). although i simply loath whiney singer songwriter love song types that blatently just write lame songs to score with women.

Love lots of films, too many to mention. Although I find myself over analysing the sound design. But i will mention withnail and i!

Love all scandi drama. There isn't much that I haven't seen. Particularly into "Klovn" right now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good beer, BBQ, and snus (General extra strong).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How everybody on this site is a vegetarian.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably drinking craft beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I actually can't be bothered with most people.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not just going to send a torrent of abuse, or advice on how I should change to 'get girls like me'. That seems to be a common one. You should definitely message me if you're scandinavian, and a snus lover :)