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34 M Kent, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them

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My self-summary
just for the record, i don't expect you to message me, or message me back. you most likely think i look like shit. however, if you can see past the hair and outlandish appearance, then read on..

in short, my life is devoted to drink. In particular in the new wave artisanal beer movement that's been labelled 'craft'. I'm not actually an alcoholic (I think), beer is just my passion. I've just bought my own craft brewery, which takes up most of my time. And yes, I AM one of those horrible smug gits that can say they absolutely love their job. It also feels like I spend most of my time in Copenhagen, which I love. As I fell in love with the city a year ago when I first visited. Seem to be there at least 3 times a month.

i love craft beer, antiques, buttons, marmite, parrots, watching people fall over, old records, glass, big duvets, shoes, lizards, bracelets, sunflowers, old french clothing, guitars, stephen fry, ink pens, victorian attire, james may, the noise that dolphins make, and all things apple mac related. i also love to escape reality on a regular basis.

by day, i am the reserved lone ranger/creative brewer type, by night, i become jonny the chav slayer.

you'll have to excuse the lack of photos.. really don't have any of myself.

I am considerably ugly, and hot for Gizzi Erskine.
What I’m doing with my life
living in Shoreditch (IM NOT A FUCKING HIPSTER!),and working as a full time brewer/owner just outside of London (Kent).
I’m really good at
looking amazingly ugly.
The first things people usually notice about me
the hideousness that is my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BBQ! Love all kinds of american style BBQ. Im a bit of a 'foodie' as it happens, im not going to commit to saying i have a favourite food, i love it all! although i will say i admire the intricate flavours that's common in oriental cuisine. think asian chefs are amazing.

have quite an eclectic musical taste (as im sure most people say). although i simply loath whiney singer songwriter love song types that blatently just write lame songs to score with women. the newton faulkner types. fuck, that guy gives me the rage!

love lots of films, too many to mention. although i find myself over analysing the sound design. but i will mention withnail and i!
The six things I could never do without
sarcasm, and some form of creative outlet. man v food, BBQ.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how everybody on this site is a vegetarian.
On a typical Friday night I am
probably at another craft beer bar, hopefully drinking our own beer. or eating BBQ. mmmmmmmm porrrrrk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i actually dislike everything.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 22–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
well i know you wont message me. the only messages i've received are purely insulting and hurtful. probably because i seem boring, and am ugly as sin. in fact, i've been seriously considering removing this profile.