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ElephantNoise
29 / M / straight / Single
Boston, Massachusetts
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Online now!
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- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 8" (1.72m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Not at all
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Judaism but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Libra and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Computer / Hardware / Software
- Income
- Rather not say
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Owns dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am entertaining, dependable, and confident.
My Self-Summary
So, I've had a few different versions of this paragraph, recently,
and I haven't really been happy with any of them. I mean, sure; I
can say that I'm funny, charming, and an all around gem of a guy,
and I'm confident that I'm being truthful. However, if I elaborate
enough to prove all of that, I'll lose you somewhere around the
tenth sentence with you saying, "Holy crap, that guy never shuts
up." Well, that's definitely not the truth; I'm a good listener,
too. :-) I've got a great job, plenty of interesting stuff to keep
me busy, and a ridiculous circle of friends. There's pretty much
only one thing missing from my life, besides a robot butler or
having Jerry Remy for an uncle. Want to find out if it's you?
What I’m doing with my life
By day, I work on software that talks. Granted, it mostly says,
"Sorry, we didn't get that." By night, I climb rocks; rock out on
Guitar Hero; sneak around Boston and take interesting pictures; or
just veg out with a backlog of DVR'ed Stewart/Colbert shows.
Someday, I'm going to be a writer, psychologist, or public
defender. I might also just retire and watch quirky Japanese game
shows on YouTube.
I’m really good at
Telling stories, imitating people ruthlessly, eyebrow calisthenics,
and babysitting high maintenance pets.
The first things people usually notice about me
I can squeeze three sentences into the size of one. Either that, or
my striking resemblance to a certain Canadian movie star.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Let's face it; I love a good drama, action flick, or romantic
comedy, but I'm counting the days until Iron Man 2 comes out.
I'm pretty sure I could eat Chicken Tikka Masala daily for a long while before it would wear on me.
I'm pretty sure I could eat Chicken Tikka Masala daily for a long while before it would wear on me.
The six things I could never do without
Laughter, Stories, Good friends, iPod, Climbing chalk, and Internet
phenomena
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ideas for a sweet web site that I can sell to Google for big money
so that I can retire and follow my dream: Becoming emperor of New
England.
On a typical Friday night I am
Climbing rock walls; hearing live music; or going to see
horrendously cheesy movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I might be the Dwight Schrute of my office.
You should message me if
You're Jewish; I don't have the most active practice, but it is
something that's important to me.
Ultimately, I'm looking for a buddy. A copilot. Someone who has some substance in what she says. Someone who might help me be more worldly, but also help me add to my dirty joke collection. I find that I'm most attracted to women who are lively and lighthearted, but know when to get serious. To summarize: Free spirit, level head. Also, someone who will let me be a vicarious dog owner gets a +10 where other attributes might only be a +3.
Ultimately, I'm looking for a buddy. A copilot. Someone who has some substance in what she says. Someone who might help me be more worldly, but also help me add to my dirty joke collection. I find that I'm most attracted to women who are lively and lighthearted, but know when to get serious. To summarize: Free spirit, level head. Also, someone who will let me be a vicarious dog owner gets a +10 where other attributes might only be a +3.
