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The_Plaidypus

39 Huntington Beach, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:46pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Witty? Charming? Devastatingly handsome? Yes, these are all things you may say about me if given the chance.

(Please note that actual wit, charm, or devastation caused by handsomeness may vary based on individual perception.)

In all seriousness though, what to say about me? I love the outdoors, sushi, observing people, spending time with friends and family, and all sorts of other things that people obviously should love.

I'm kind to children, dogs and old people. I'm a voracious reader and can seldom be found without a book. I'm a huge movie buff, listen to a wide variety of music, dig video games, have been known to sing karaoke on occasion (though I won't claim to do it well), and I'm a big fan of Mixed Martial Arts though I really couldn't care less about other sports in general.

Oh, and I fish. Major plus if you enjoy fishing, or even if you would just like to come along.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at a great job that I'm very good at, though I won't bore you with the details.

Outside of work I've been getting into yoga and working out more. Combined with quitting smoking and trying to eat better (during the week at least) and it's been making a world of difference in how I feel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh.
Tuning things out when I'm reading.
Fishing.
Teaching people things.
Making friends with strangers.
Making friends with dogs. Seriously, if you have a dog it will probably end up liking me better. Just a fair warning.
Growing a glorious moustache.
Spelling.
Darts.
Cards Against Humanity
Singing loudly in the car. Go ahead, judge me. This is me giving zero fucks ;-)
And many other things as well...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I'm carrying or reading a book at almost any given time.

Also, strangely I get a lot of comments on my walk. Apparently I have some sort of swagger, though I've been unable to verify this as it's extremely difficult to observe yourself walking without changing the way you walk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
So this is gonna take forever and won't even scratch the surface, but here goes...

Books: Some of my favorite authors in no particular order George RR Martin, Christopher Moore, Laird Barron, HP Lovecraft, Joe Hill, Brent Weeks, Anthony Bourdain, Bently Little, Larry Correia, Stephen King, Sergei Lukyanenko, Poppy Z. Brite, Jack Kilborn

Some individual books I really enjoyed: The Tao Te Jing, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff (Christ's Childhood Pal), John Dies at the End, The Night Watch Series, The Name of the Wind,, A Song of Fire and Ice, Kitchen Confidential, You Suck: A Love Story, The Princess Bride, Illusions: the Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah, The Night Angel Trilogy, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, Fool, The Stand, It, The Dark Tower Series, Island of the Sequined Love Nun, The Age of Reason, Slumdog Millionaire, Way of the Peaceful Warrior, Layer Cake, Cows Pigs Wars & Witches

Movies: Dr. Strangelove, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Kung Fu Hustle, Run Lola Run, Amelie, Swingers, Kill Bill, Clerks, Six-String Samurai, Mallrats, Dogma, The Breakfast Club, Bulworth, Glengarry Glen Ross, Tombstone, The Goonies, Ong Bak, Stand By Me, Office Space, Braveheart, Lucky Number Slevin, Ip Man, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, American Beauty, the Princess Bride, Big Trouble in Little China, Sixteen Candles, Gran Turino

Music: The Beatles, Nine Inch Nails, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Portishead, Black Keys, The Devil Makes Three, The Flaming Lips, Mazzy Star, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, Beck, Sly and the Family Stone, James Brown, Captain Beefheart and The Magic Band, Victor Wooten, Robert Randolph & the Family Band, Black Sabbath, The Ditty Bops, Bob Marley, Primus, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Brown Bird, Cat Power

TV Shows: American Horror Story, Big Bang Theory, Shark Tank, Ultimate Fighter, Dragons Den, Venture Brothers, Kitchen Nightmares, Top Chef, The Boondocks, Family Guy, The Office, Good Eats, Sherlock

Food: I'm a big fan of it. I'm a pretty adventurous eater and I love going to new places and trying things I've never tried before. Special loves for sushi, Peruvian food, pho, bahn mi sandwiches, ramen, al pastor tacos, breakfast burritos, Thai food, and anything with a fried egg on top of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Glasses/Contacts
Books
Fishing Gear
Saltwater to fish in
Scotch (or Irish) whiskey
Bacon - I guess technically I COULD live without bacon, but who would want to?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm beginning to worry that I'm a dyslexic insomniac agnostic. This is because I sometimes lie awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who knows? Could be hitting happy hour with coworkers, barbecuing with friends, singing karaoke (possibly badly) at a dive, having an epic boardgames/Cards Against Humanity session or relaxing with Netflix and a glass of scotch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I shot a man in Reno. Just to watch him die...

Seriously, what do people expect in this section?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like unusual, quirky people.

You're not afraid to be a dork in the name of fun! Nerdy girls make me weak in the knees...