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38 Huntington Beach, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:27pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Witty? Charming? Devastatingly handsome? Yes, these are all things you may say about me if given the chance.

(Please note that actual wit, charm, or devastation caused by handsomeness may vary based on individual perception.)

First of all, If you couldn't already tell I'm a huge dork and I amuse myself to no end. In all seriousness though, what to say about me? I love the outdoors, sushi, observing people, spending time with friends and family, and all sorts of other things that people obviously should love.

I'm kind to children, dogs and old people. I'm a voracious reader and can seldom be found without a book. I'm a huge movie buff, listen to a wide variety of music, dig video games, have been known to sing karaoke on occasion (though I won't claim to do it well), and I'm a big fan of Mixed Martial Arts though I really couldn't care less about other sports in general.

Oh, and I fish. A lot. Major plus if you enjoy fishing, or even if you would just like to come along.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at a great job that I'm very good at, though I won't bore you with the details.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh.
Tuning things out when I'm reading.
Teaching people things.
Making friends with strangers.
Making friends with dogs. Seriously, if you have a dog it will probably end up liking me better. Just a fair warning.
Cards Against Humanity
And many other things as well...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I'm carrying or reading a book at almost any given time.

If I'm not reading there's a good chance you already heard me before you saw me as I have one of those voices that carry.

Also, strangely I get a lot of comments on my walk. Apparently I have some sort of swagger, though I've not been able to verify this as it's extremely difficult to observe yourself walking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
So this is gonna take forever and won't even scratch the surface, but here goes...

Books: Some of my favorite authors in no particular order George RR Martin, Christopher Moore, Laird Barron, HP Lovecraft, Joe Hill, Brent Weeks, Anthony Bourdain, Bently Little, Larry Correia Stephen King, Sergei Lukyanenko, Poppy Z. Brite, Jack Kilborn

Some individual books I really enjoyed: The Tao Te Jing, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff (Christ's Childhood Pal), John Dies at the End, The Night Watch Series, A Song of Fire and Ice, Kitchen Confidential, You Suck: A Love Story, The Princess Bride, Illusions: the Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah, The Night Angel Trilogy, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, Fool, The Stand, It, The Dark Tower Series, Island of the Sequined Love Nun, The Age of Reason, Slumdog Millionaire, Way of the Peaceful Warrior, Layer Cake, Cows Pigs Wars & Witches

Movies: Dr. Strangelove, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Kung Fu Hustle, Run Lola Run, Amelie, Swingers, Kill Bill, Clerks, Six-String Samurai, Mallrats, Dogma, The Breakfast Club, Bulworth, Glengarry Glen Ross, Tombstone, The Goonies, Ong Bak, Stand By Me, Office Space, Braveheart, Lucky Number Slevin, Ip Man, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, American Beauty, the Princess Bride, Big Trouble in Little China, Sixteen Candles, Gran Turino

Music: The Beatles, Nine Inch Nails, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Portishead, Black Keys, The Devil Makes Three, The Flaming Lips, Mazzy Star, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, Beck, Sly and the Family Stone, James Brown, Captain Beefheart and The Magic Band, Victor Wooten, Robert Randolph & the Family Band, Black Sabbath, The Ditty Bops, Bob Marley, Primus, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Brown Bird

TV Shows: American Horror Story, Big Bang Theory,Tosh.0, Shark Tank, Ultimate Fighter, Dragons Den, Venture Brothers, Kitchen Nightmares, Top Chef, The Boondocks, Family Guy, The Office, Good Eats
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fishing Gear
Saltwater to fish in
Bacon - I guess technically I COULD live without bacon, but who would want to?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm beginning to worry that I'm a dyslexic insomniac agnostic, because I sometimes lie awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I shot a man in Reno. Just to watch him die...

Seriously. What do people expect in this section?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not afraid to be a dork in the name of fun! Nerdy girls make me weak in the knees...