Last great book I read was recently unearthed from an archeology site and called
Irish dancing volume two (what to do with your arms)
My noble flying creature... (Budgie)
My light sabre.. Incase of hostile alien invasion"
The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.!
“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
How an Irish diving team were excited to discover the Titanic's swimming pool was still full."
When i'm hungry and say i could murder a bowl of cornflakes does that make me a cereal killer.?"
If someone owns a piece of land, Do they own it all the way to the centre of the Earth.?
If Fed Ex and UPS combined.....would they become Fed UP .?
Whose cruel idea was it to have an S in the word lisp.?
If man evolved from monkeys and Apes, Why do we still have Monkeys and Apes.?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done.?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes.?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing.?