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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 27
White, Other
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Judaism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I had a bunch of dumb jokes here earlier but they don't really feel real to me I dunno. Look. I'm just a guy who's trying to make it through life. Im a painter, a musician, and a lot more. I've dealt with lots of mental health issues but I'm learning to cope with them and I'm going easy on myself. If you'd like to join me then maybe we could have a good time. I give really, really good hugs.

Also I'm currently attempting to destroy Christmas one "happy holidays" at a time.
What I’m doing with my life
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Painting. A lot. But still not enough for my professor apparently.

Hangin out at Tyler school of art.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a big guy and I've got eyes of the bluest skies which will be squares some day
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Death Grips, Death, Napalm Death, Death (the proto-punk band,) Pig Destroyer, Bjork, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Jimi Hendrix, and I'm totally into the new Peaches.

Also Swans, Kendrick, and John Zorn. I don't wanna get too long here I can go on forever.

Books: If you love the Acts of Cain series by Matthew Woodring Stover you need to contact me so I can talk to you about it because I've never met anyone else who's read it. Also I've been tearing through the Dune series that shit owns.

Movies: Holy Mountain, Metropolis, End of Evangelion, Superstar: the Karen Carpenter Story, the Big Lebowski, Liquid Sky

Shows: twin peaks, adventure time, and Korra kinda sums me up.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Did you know that Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz is canonically gay? How cool is that?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Smoking and painting
being overcome with emotion
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Right now I'm straight BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT ILL BE TOMORROW???

But yeah I'm done trying to think about some be all end all identifier. I'll just change my answer from straight to whatever depending on the day. Trying to stick to a label only results in me stressing out about sticking to that label. So screw that shit.
You should message me if
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You're easy going and wanna chill
You got a mental illness too?
You're into weird art and music

You wanna join me in the war on Christmas. We will destroy it.

things I wanna talk about right now:

liquid sky. If you saw liquid sky and wanna talk about it with me please do.

Don't message me if:

You believe in a global Jewish conspiracy.

You're a white person who uses the n-word. Seriously just don't talk to me. Ever.