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23 Philadelphia, PA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:51am
White, Other
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Other (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Jordan.

I'm an artist looking for a way to create something meaningful in this crazy and wild post-post-modernist world.

I'm an Atheist but my Jewish heritage is important to me so that's what I identify as.


Im also very pro-feminism cuz lol why not
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently attending Tyler School of Art at Temple University as a painting major and really devoting most of my time to that right now.

Right now I've also started working on a movie!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Painting. I feel like I've made some serious breakthroughs this year.

Playing guitar. I've been at it since I was 12 so I better be good by now.

Everything else. I'm kinda basically the best.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a pretty big guy and I've got nice eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Stoner Grind Death Thrash Avant-Garde prog jazz

I'm pretty damn eclectic. I'll go from listening to Pig Destroyer or Agoraphobic Nosebleed to Hall and Oates and Bjork

And I've been obsessed with the new Kendrick Lamar.

Books: If you love the Acts of Cain series by Matthew Woodring Stover you need to contact me so I can talk to you about it. Also I've been tearing through the Dune series that shit owns.

Movies: Holy Mountain, Metropolis, End of Evangelion, Superstar: the Karen Carpenter Story, the Big Lebowski

Shows: twin peaks, adventure time, and Korra kinda sums me up.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The prevalence of antisemitism, racism, other forms of oppression.

painting ideas.

How the world got the way it is today.

What I'm gonna do in the future.

I hope MC Ride had a good day today.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Right now? In the studio, painting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My parents are friends with Abbi from Broad City's parents.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're easy going and wanna chill
Or you're neurotic and wanna co-miserate
You're into weird art and music

Don't message me if:

You believe in a global Jewish conspiracy.

You're a white person who uses the n-word. Seriously just don't talk to me. Ever.