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Elfunkenstein

23 Paoli, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Jordan.

I'm primarily an artist looking for a way to create something meaningful in this crazy and wild post-post-modernist world.

I'm an Atheist but my Jewish heritage is important to me so that's what I identify as.

Pro-feminism.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently attending Tyler School of Art at Temple University as a drawing/painting major.

I also used to play guitar in a death metal band.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Arranging graphite on a piece of paper.

Arranging fingers on a fretboard.

Pretending.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
big hairy sleep
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Stoner Grind Death Thrash Avant-Garde prog jazz

Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Pallbearer, Pinkish Black, Kimya Dawson, Lou Reed, Bjork, the Ramones, Swans, Meshuggah, Death Grips, Death, Grimes, and Sleep.

Books: The Stranger, American Gods, part of me will always love the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Gravity's Rainbow is pretty great so far, Breakfast of Champions, Slaughterhouse 5, Animal Farm

Movies: Holy Mountain, Persona, Metropolis, Fight Club, It Could Happen to You, Superstar: the Karen Carpenter Story, The Thief and the Cobbler (what there is of it), the Big Lebowski, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
An Electric Guitar
A pen
Tape
My sketchbook
Paint
Abstract
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Art, music, and the void.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recovering
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not actually straight but I'm only just starting to explore that and so I'm going at my own pace in regards to that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're human and you want to talk to me about being human and stuff.

I dunno man.

I think I want to talk to you.

I think?

Yeah.