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Elfunkenstein

24 Philadelphia, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 7:03pm
Orientation
Straight, Heteroflexible
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an artist looking for a way to create something meaningful in this crazy and wild post-post-modernist world.

Im also very pro-feminism cuz the world is fucked up, friend.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Building up student debt at the Tyler school of art.

Making art for metal bands.

Right now I've also started working on a movie!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Creative stuff like painting, drawing, and playing guitar.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a big guy and I've got eyes of the bluest skies
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Death Grips, Death, Napalm Death, Death (the proto-punk band,) Pig Destroyer, Bjork, Repulsion, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, lot's of grindcore recently.

Also Swans, Kendrick, and John Zorn.

Books: If you love the Acts of Cain series by Matthew Woodring Stover you need to contact me so I can talk to you about it because I've never met anyone else who's read it. Also I've been tearing through the Dune series that shit owns.

Movies: Holy Mountain, Metropolis, End of Evangelion, Superstar: the Karen Carpenter Story, the Big Lebowski

Shows: twin peaks, adventure time, and Korra kinda sums me up.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Metal
Punk
Impressionism
Dogs
Youtube
Drawing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Grindcore and dogs. I hope MC Ride had a good day today.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Smoking and painting
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my parents know abbi from broad city.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're easy going and wanna chill
You got a mental illness too?
You're into weird art and music

Don't message me if:

You believe in a global Jewish conspiracy.

You're a white person who uses the n-word. Seriously just don't talk to me. Ever.