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Elfunkenstein

23 Paoli, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Jordan.

I'm an artist looking for a way to create something meaningful in this crazy and wild post-post-modernist world.

I'm an Atheist but my Jewish heritage is important to me so that's what I identify as.

Oy

Im also very pro-feminism cuz lol why not
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently attending Tyler School of Art at Temple University as a painting major and really devoting most of my time to that right now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Painting. I feel like I've made some serious breakthroughs this year.

Playing guitar. I've been at it since I was 12 so I better be good by now.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a pretty big guy and I've got nice eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Stoner Grind Death Thrash Avant-Garde prog jazz

Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Pallbearer, Pinkish Black, Kimya Dawson, Lou Reed, Bjork, the Ramones, Swans, Meshuggah, Death Grips, Death, Grimes, and Sleep.

Books: If you love the Acts of Cain series by Matthew Woodring Stover you need to contact me so I can talk to you about it.

Movies: Holy Mountain, Persona, Metropolis, Superstar: the Karen Carpenter Story, The Thief and the Cobbler (what there is of it), the Big Lebowski, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A Guitar
Painting supplies
Artwork
Rest
THE DEVIL WEED
My sketchbook
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The prevalence of antisemitism, racism, other forms of oppression.

painting ideas.

How the world got the way it is today.

What I'm gonna do in the future.

What do you think Bjork is doing right now? I hope she had a good day today.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Right now? In the studio, painting.

Also vape lyfe.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not actually straight but I'm only just starting to explore that and so I'm going at my own pace in regards to that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're easy going and wanna chill

Or you're neurotic and wanna co-miserate

You're 420 friendly

You're into weird art and music

Don't message me if

You don't wanna