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Elfybaby

48 M London, UK

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Jan 26, 2010
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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well not much to say, I prefer talking about stuff on a one to one basis and not via a profile.

OK, so I'd better say something witty and urbane to generate interest, so I will give it a whack.

I'm very sexual, but not in the 'wham bam thank you ma'am' sense, I like to spend an hour or two with foreplay, as to me, nothing is sweeter than drinking out of the fur lined cup.

I will (and have tried) anything, nothing fazes me, so if you like it say so.

One thing I do loathe is prevarication, just tell me what you want and I will be more than willing to do it.

If my performance needs pointers, please also say so, I like to believe I'm a sensitive lover, and I am always on the quest to improve. There is no point in having sex, if either partner feels the other isn't doing what we like most.

I'm not the flowery, romantic type, it all feels a little false to me and I am ruled by my passions.

If you want a guy who knows what he wants and isnt afraid to say so, then give me a holler.

Dont be afraid to IM me or send me a mail, all enquiries will be answered.

Well, that seems to be it for now... I shall now wait for the inevitable beating down of my door in extreme interest *wink*

I am Socialist, Humanatarian, and Passionate
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Im currently working, but I dont do it out of some vocational calling. Like all jobs, it should be a means to an end and not an end in itself.

I work so as to pay the bills and to enjoy myself, so if anyone wants to help me spend my spare cash and can think of a unique way to do it, give me a shout.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. I can be quite dry in my humour and some people just dont get me, but hey thats ok, not everyone can be the same, how dull would the world be then?
The first things people usually notice about me
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My blue eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Pratchett, Feist, Jordan and all things fantasy. Movies I love and also good TV series, especially Red Dwarf, Spaced most sci fi (Babylon 5, Ds9 etc)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My DVDs, Nasty Sex, Good mates, Books, Bacon Rolls and My socialist beliefs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why we are ruled by a small elite while people go hungry and homeless. Yes Im an unashamed socialist, so if you are a conservative, expect a hard ride, expect a hard ride even if you're not. Apathy annoys me, people need to get involved and not just be passengers as the big decisions are taken in your name. I am active in the Union Movement and so have certain strong views on the world we live in.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working or having fun doing something. This can vary, from just going to the pub to being active in a political battle.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am partial to women with imaaginations. Vanilla is ok, but there are so many other flavours out there to try.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 31–82
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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You think you can make me laugh and are up to being challenged mentally as well as sexually