I am just a Cory looking for his Topanga.

I can't bring myself to take this too seriously, so if you read something that sounds ridiculous and weird, just know it is me amusing myself.

I am a very kind and honest person with a penchant for comic books, hookah and video games.

My degree in Theater from an arts college has lead to work at grocery store, but I aspire to greater things, like not working at a grocery store.

A complete list of things I actually studied in college.
Literature
Jewish history
Puppetry
Creative writing
Autobiographical writing
Clowning
Buffoonery
Forensic science
Psychology
Poetry
and, as already stated, theater

I paint sometimes, draw and write

Exploring, discovering myself, living life and other cliches one might use when one has no concrete idea what they are doing with their life. I'm basically trying to get my act together enough to skip down the yellow brick road.

Singing I would Walk 500 Miles by the Proclaimers, thrift store shopping, laughing, making others laugh, blowing smoke rings when no one is watching, making mix cds (seriously good at that), drinking and I do a pretty good Kermit the Frog impression.

My favorite homeless guy described me as having "a smile on his face, a song in his heart and a wicked glint in his eye."

Yes, I have a favorite homeless guy.

Books: Right now I am reading John Dies At The End, other favorites include Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Working, Fight Club, Superfolk, Wicked, 1984, Animal Farm.

Graphic novels and comics: Sandman, Watchmen, Transmetropolitan, Planetry, Dial H for Hero, Frankenstein Agent of S.H.A.D.E.

Movies: Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Chasing Amy, the Friday the 13th series, Nightmare on Elm Street movies, Swingers, Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Lucky Number Slevin, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Serenity, The Devil's Carnival, Cabin In The Woods and anything with Nicholas Cage in it.

Music: Johnny Cash, Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, AC/DC, Dropkick Murphys, The HorrorPops, Nekromantix, Presidents of the United States of America, Toxic Zombie. Rockabilly, psychobilly, alternative and swing, I like it all

1. Pancakes
2. The Muppets
REST OF LIST UNNEEDED.

The philosophy behind and analysis of pop culture, also how much I hate episodes 1,2 and 3 of Star Wars.

Probably working and if not that than out with friends, occupying a bar or hookah lounge, maybe taking in a moving picture or, just as likely, slaughtering teenagers at the old abandoned summer camp.

Everyday I look in the mirror and everyday I am disappointed when I don't see Scott Bakula looking back at me.

You didn't have to google Corey, Topanga or Scott Bakula to know who they are.