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29 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 24
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am just a Cory looking for his Topanga, a Shaggy looking for his Velma, a C3PO looking for his R2-D2, a Doctor looking for his companion.

I am a very kind and honest person with a penchant for comic books, hookah and video games.

My degree in Theater from an arts college has lead to work at grocery store, but I aspire to greater things, like not working at a grocery store.

I am an avid reader of both comic books and regular books

I paint sometimes, draw and write.

The longer I am on OkCupid the more correct punctuation becomes a turn on.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Exploring, discovering myself, living life and other cliches one might use when one has no concrete idea what they are doing with their life. I'm basically trying to get my act together enough to skip down the yellow brick road.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing I would Walk 500 Miles by the Proclaimers, thrift store shopping, laughing, making others laugh, blowing smoke rings when no one is watching, making mix cds (seriously good at that) and I do a pretty good Kermit the Frog impression.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My favorite homeless guy described me as having "a smile on his face, a song in his heart and a wicked glint in his eye."

Yes, I have a favorite homeless guy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: World War Z, The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, John Dies At The End, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Working, Fight Club, 1984, Sex Drugs & Cocoa Puffs and Animal Farm.

Graphic novels and comics: Sandman, Watchmen, Sin City, Transmetropolitan, Planetry, Dial H for Hero, Frankenstein Agent of S.H.A.D.E.

Movies: Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Chasing Amy, the Friday the 13th series, Nightmare on Elm Street movies, Swingers, Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Lucky Number Slevin, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Serenity, The Devil's Carnival, Cabin In The Woods and anything with Nicholas Cage in it.

Music: Johnny Cash, Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, AC/DC, Dropkick Murphys, The HorrorPops, Nekromantix, Presidents of the United States of America, Toxic Zombie. Rockabilly, psychobilly, alternative and swing, I like it all
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My zombie apocalypse preparedness kit.
2. My Dances With Wolves trading cards.
3. The nuclear launch codes I keep in the suitcase I have handcuffed to me at all times.
4. My scale replica of Gotham city complete with Bat signal.
5. English to Bob Dylan translation book.
6. My unicorn apocalypse preparedness kit (like the zombie kit but with more sparkles.)

Okay, for real.

1. My family (cliche, I know.)
2. Comedy (I like to make people laugh.)
3. Creativity (I like to draw, write, paint.)
4. Movies (I love me some escapism.)
5. Music.
6. Parentheses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The philosophy behind and analysis of pop culture, also how much I hate episodes 1,2 and 3 of Star Wars.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working and if not that than out with friends, occupying a bar or hookah lounge, maybe taking in a moving picture or, just as likely, slaughtering teenagers at the old abandoned summer camp.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I get Antarctica and Alcatraz mixed up a lot.

Everyday I look in the mirror and everyday I am disappointed when I don't see Scott Bakula looking back at me.
You should message me if
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If you like Boy Meets World.
If you enjoy being weird.
If you like watching Nicholas Cage movies.
If you like watching non Nicholas Cage movies
If you think it would be interesting to meet.
If you think we might get along.
If you want to geek and/or nerd out.
If you want to be friends.
If you got my Quantum Leap reference.
If when you high five you wish you could freeze in midair like the end of an 80s movie.
If you are secretly Batman