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Eli_Max

27 M Falls Church, VA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a DC native guy who enjoys the outdoors. I love cycling, taking walks, finding beauty, wonder and comedy in life. One of my favorite things is to cycle to a park and rest under the trees. There's just something about looking at trees that’s very calming to me. Taking a walk and talking appeals to me much more than watching sports.

I like comedy/action/kids movies, anything with a happy ending. I love to tell jokes, hearing new ones and listening to comedians. I'm a bit of a comedian myself.

I enjoy talking to all types of people which is why I love sales. Right now I work in an outdoor store and like getting all kinds of discounts off outdoor activities, clothing, etc.

Anyone want to go Kayaking? What about laser tag or going to the mall and just shopping around for a while? what my true love is biking and would love biking buddies.

Why don't sharks eat clowns?
They taste funny :)
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying life!

I very much enjoy my job and feel successful at it. I really enjoy working with different people and they seem to like working with me.
I’m really good at
Making myself and others laugh. Making mugs. Looking on the brighter side of life.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Probably more can't think of them at the moment.

Food
I like to eat healthier food.
Salad bars, NUTS, Seeds, Yogurt, Nutritional Yeast, fruit, chicken, fish, potatoes. I love to cook and use spice to make my life more spicy.

Shows
I like Daily Show, House of Cards, The Wire (Opened my eyes), South park (when it's not dumb), Bill Cosby Show, Full-metal Alchemist.

I love comedies and comedians.
Stand Ups:
Bill Cosby (Dentist)
Lewis Black
Ron White
Robbin Williams
Richard Pryor
Gabriel Iglesias
Jeff Dunham
Louis CK
Never failed to make me laugh.

Movies
O Brother Where Art Thou, Big Lebowski, (anything Coen Brothers), Surf up, Life of Pi, My Cousin Vinny, Beetlejuice, Fight Club, The Princess Bride, Kung Fu Hustle, The Times of Harvey Milk, The Wire, Waiting.

Music
Thank you Pandora. Lisa Gerrard, Hans Zimmer, Zedd, The Doors, The Black Keys, Bob Dylan, movie trailer music
Genre
New classical mostly, but also music like Avicii

Books
These days I read the newspaper mostly but books I really enjoyed reading: Zobmondo!! The book of Weird facts and choices, His Dark Materials Series, Harry Potter, 7 Towers, Lost years of Merlin, Ender's Game Series.
The six things I could never do without
Besides family, water, air, food.

Exercising (bike, jog, hike, etc)
Pandora One
Views/ Pretty Scenery, Looking at the sky (the ultimate HD TV set)
Laughter
The Google search bar
Car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Work
Jokes(stand up riffs)
What my next adventure is going to be
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, cycling
hanging with friends
watching netflix
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've lived hear for 24 years.

I watch/listen to stand-up comedy over and over. Keeps me happy :)

I don't watch sports on tv, takes the fun out of it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're a Tomboy or/and you like bike riding and anything activity outside: sitting in a park to biking outside to comedy clubs.

You think we would have a fun time together.