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28 Falls Church, VA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:36pm
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Average build
Judaism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), Latin (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a Virginia native who enjoys the outdoors: cycling, taking walks, hikes and comedy in life. One of my favorite things is to cycle to a coffee house.

I like comedy/action/kids movies, anything with a happy ending. I love to tell jokes, hearing new ones and listening to comedians. I'm a bit of a comedian myself.

Why don't sharks eat clowns?
They taste funny :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoy life!
Memorizing comedy riffs and jokes.

Going to Meetups.

I recently started working at a dealership.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making myself and others laugh. Making mugs. Looking on the brighter side of life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tall, Blue Eyes, Curly Hair and positive.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
These days I read the newspaper mostly but books I really enjoyed reading: Zobmondo!! The book of Weird facts and choices, His Dark Materials Series, Harry Potter, 7 Towers, Lost years of Merlin, Ender's Game Series.

I love comedies and comedians.
Stand Ups:
Lewis Black (old stuff)
Ron White
Robin Williams
Richard Pryor
Gabriel Iglesias
Jeff Dunham
Never failed to make me laugh.

O Brother Where Art Thou, Big Lebowski, (anything Coen Brothers), Surf up, Wall-E, Wreck-it Ralph, Life of Pi, My Cousin Vinny, Beetlejuice, Fight Club, The Princess Bride, Kung Fu Hustle, The Times of Harvey Milk, The Wire, Waiting, Begin Again.

I like The Wire, South park (when it's not dumb), Full-metal Alchemist, Super Natural, Earth.

Thank you Pandora. Lisa Gerrard, Hans Zimmer, Zedd, The Doors, The Black Keys, Bob Dylan, movie trailer music
New classical mostly, but also music like Avicii

I like to eat healthier food.
Salad bars, NUTS, Seeds, Yogurt, Nutritional Yeast, fruit, chicken, fish, potatoes. I love to cook and use spice to make my life more spicy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Besides family, water, air, food.

Exercising (bike, hike, etc)
Pandora One
Views/ Pretty Scenery, Looking at the sky (the ultimate HD TV set)
The Google search bar
People interaction
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jokes(stand up riffs)
Why do we drive on Parkways and Park on Driveways?

What my next meet up will be or should I wing it and explore somewhere or visit a fav spot of mine.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was home schooled after the end of 5th grade. The school system failed to teach me what my parents did in a year.

I watch/listen to stand-up comedy over and over.
You should message me if
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You like bike riding and any activity outside: sitting in a park to hiking to comedy clubs to snow tubing.