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27 Falls Church, VA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:34am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Strictly other
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Sales / Marketing
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a DC native guy who enjoys the outdoors. I love cycling, taking walks, finding beauty, wonder and comedy in life. One of my favorite things is to cycle to a park and rest under the trees. There's just something about looking at trees that’s very calming to me. Taking a walk and talking appeals to me much more than watching sports.

I like comedy/action/kids movies, anything with a happy ending. I love to tell jokes, hearing new ones and listening to comedians. I'm a bit of a comedian myself.

Anyone want to go Dancing? What about laser tag or going to the mall and just shopping around for a while? I really enjoy getting out and looking at a scenic view(s).

Why don't sharks eat clowns?
They taste funny :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoy11 life!
Memorizing comedy riffs and jokes.

I usually work 11 hour 6 days a week at Beyer KIA in Falls Church City. if I don't get back to you right away please don't take it personally. I'm just tired.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making myself and others laugh. Making mugs. Looking on the brighter side of life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tall, Blue Eyes, Curly Hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
These days I read the newspaper mostly but books I really enjoyed reading: Zobmondo!! The book of Weird facts and choices, His Dark Materials Series, Harry Potter, 7 Towers, Lost years of Merlin, Ender's Game Series.

I love comedies and comedians.
Stand Ups:
Louis CK
Lewis Black
Ron White
Robin Williams
Richard Pryor
Gabriel Iglesias
Jeff Dunham
Never failed to make me laugh.

O Brother Where Art Thou, Big Lebowski, (anything Coen Brothers), Surf up, Wall-E, Wreck-it Ralph, Life of Pi, My Cousin Vinny, Beetlejuice, Fight Club, The Princess Bride, Kung Fu Hustle, The Times of Harvey Milk, The Wire, Waiting, Begin Again.

I like Daily Show, House of Cards, The Wire (Opened my eyes), South park (when it's not dumb), Full-metal Alchemist.

Thank you Pandora. Lisa Gerrard, Hans Zimmer, Zedd, The Doors, The Black Keys, Bob Dylan, movie trailer music
New classical mostly, but also music like Avicii

I like to eat healthier food.
Salad bars, NUTS, Seeds, Yogurt, Nutritional Yeast, fruit, chicken, fish, potatoes. I love to cook and use spice to make my life more spicy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Besides family, water, air, food.

Exercising (bike, jog, hike, etc)
Pandora One
Views/ Pretty Scenery, Looking at the sky (the ultimate HD TV set)
The Google search bar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jokes(stand up riffs)
What my next adventure is going to be
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging with friends
watching Netflix
At a Meet Up
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've lived here for 24 years.

I watch/listen to stand-up comedy over and over.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like bike riding and any activity outside: sitting in a park to hiking to comedy clubs to dancing to Laser tag to snow tubing to being goofy.