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EliasIsaac

24 Bennington, VT Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 9, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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i'm a pretentious weirdo who tries to be good to people insofar as i am able. i'm a leftist and i will talk for literally hours about almost anything + i try really hard to be brooding instead of mopey
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i'm a recent college graduate trying to do that whole "writing" thing and side-eyeing grad school. i would like to be a musty ol professor of shakespeare with a rad tweed jacket and a shouty voice.

i also just got back from studying kafka + stuff in prague
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
keeping calm when strangeness prevails, listening to stories, getting happy and melancholy at the same time

i have been told i am very good at smoochin' but there is really no way for me to objectively verify aforementioned smoochin' proficiency

i am a pretty ok kickboxer and was a championship fencer when i was a lil nerd teen

i try my best to be a feminist/queer/trans* ally without being a self-congratulatory dick about it and i hope i do a good job
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have a pouty mouf and dimples
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
my favorite authors are pynchon, nabokov, o'connor and marquez. and borges and dostoevsky and and and!

my favorite poets are rilke and sappho and wallace stevens and bp nichols, and lorca is cool too

i'm a shakespeare scholar so i guess i'm okay with him too. i GUESS

i don't watch many movies and i'm not sure why? i have a soft spot the size of the sun for martial arts movies though

i love twin peaks, deadwood, rome, parks and rec, louie, arrested development, doctor who, and a bunch of other stuff.

i listen to a lot of hip hop and yowly punk, recently i've been pretty into sleater kinney and sarkodie. i grew up on the pixies and wutang so you can probably extrapolate my current tastes from there.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
BOOKS sorry i didn't mean to shout but yeah, books, especially old books with torn + crinkled pages that smell of rot

if i stopped writing i would probably just rust unto death.

i like being around animals a lot, especially dogs and birds. birds are the best of anything.

i get antsy if i spend too long away from mountains.

the ability to spontaneously cut my own hair.

and hidden sixth option i guess?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
postmodernism! feminist theory! books about postmodernism and feminist theory! poems!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
writing or drinking or both. sometimes i am out having adventures
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i share major briggs' greatest fear
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to talk about books or art or birds or make out or something! any or all of those things

seriously even if you aren't romantically interested in me i really love to meet new people + talk about cool stuff so hmu