ElishaHeeps
22 Edinburgh, UK
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My self-summary
Elisha. Receptionist. Auntie of my 5 girls! (Number 6 on the way! Please be a boy!!)
Called 'the fag hag' because 80% of my mates are homo's & I love it.
I've been told I'm 'my brother in a wig' I disagree with this.
Generally quite a boring ordinary person really :/
Regret leaving school early because now I'm stuck in a tiny office putting on a smile and pretending to care about other people problems, it's all part of the service!

'Hi's' or 'you'd get it' or 'take my virginity' (you'd be surprised) will be dingeyed!
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What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
Having a laugh, making things awkward & generally being a bit of an idiot!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Don't really read much...
Horror movies <3
The Big Bang theory, Jeremy Kyle, super nanny, wife swap<3
Mumford&Sons, Damien rice, example, the courteeners, the king blues, ed sheeran, Ben Howard, imagine dragons<3
The six things I could never do without
My family
My gay boys
My iPhone
Oreo's
Cuddles
Long lies
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with the lads or babysitting my girlies!
You should message me if
If your funny, wanting to have proper conversations and aren't old enough to be my da! :)
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