Aaarrgh! This is really mean (I don't wanna talk about me I Wanna talk about mark cos i lub him)! I get stage fright! Can't someone else do this part..... no? Ok.... erm.... I'm scared..... Maybe I could just sneak away and no one would notice..........

EDIT: Right, yesterday (11th October 2008) I got a message from Elmarko from Blackpool asking if he could re-write my profile for me. So, I said yes, and loved what he wrote so much I decided to add it. It's scarily accurate. (well actually, it's really not, but it makes me laugh so =P) Voila ~

"Elkiki was born in 1925 to the fourth Earl of Sussex. She is recognised as one of the top latin dancers in the world, and is currently a consultant on Strictly Come Dancing. Her passion for singing is second only to her passion for small dwarves with swords and pointy ears.

Her mind is so full of stuff that at one stage, it actually inflated to twice it's regular size. It returned to normal after a few weeks following an intensive course of medical treatment, during which she learned how to play Tiddlywinks. She is now a regular on the Tiddlywinks circuit, and recently won a share of a £20,000 purse in the US Open in Atlanta.

It is rumoured that Elkiki is such a fussy eater that she once went a period of 24 days and 5 hours without any kind of nourishment passing her lips. This resulted in another hospital stay, during which she honed her Tiddlywinks skills even more. Unfortunately, this knowledge of the world's greatest plastic counter-based sport was immediately pushed out of her brain by her wide-ranging musical tastes. Perhaps if she decided on a few genres instead of everything under the sun, she might remember some important information such as her name, where she lives, and when her birthday is.

Until then, she's buggered."

Ta-da! Thanx Elmarko! xx

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Living it. (what else can you do with one of those!?)
And spending my time with mark cos hes awesome

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Having Play Time with Mark, Avoiding (see above)! Erm.... honestly? Dancing - I've danced since I was little and love it more than anything in the world (I'm doing Latin-American at the moment). Oh, and people say I have a really good singing voice (the rare 3-5 people that have actually convinced me to sing infront of them!) But I think the thing I'm best at is..... being me! (duh!)

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What is there not to notice????? Mmmm

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I read way too many books to have a favourite!(*COUGH*Harry Potter*COUGH*) And the Twilight series has to get a mention, because if there are any Edward Cullen's out there: SEND ME A MESSAGE!! I'm yours! lol My favourite genre of book, however, is probably sci-fi/fantasy (swords, magic and people with pointy ears)! I also have a lot of astrology books - I've been studying it for a few years now (for fun).Favourite movie of all time is Dirty Dancing (I know - totally cheesy and predictable, right?) I also love Pirates of the Carribbean - Cap'n Jack rocks! And Robin Hood: Men in Tights has me hysterical every time.... Music - totally eclectic. And I am probably one of the fussiest eaters in the world!(Except if it´s on Mark)

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• Nethalinx

My family.... My Buffy the Vampire Slayer & Angel dvd's.... Chocolate!.... Music.... A camera (I'm kinda addicted to taking pictures for some reason).... and.... erm..... air! (A gals gotta breathe)! Oh an Sex with Mark, Foreplay With Mark, Just Mark basically

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Random stuff.... Then when someone asks me this question my mind goes completely blank and I don't think of anything.... and i think about mark alot too usually day dreaming

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Pondering what a typical friday night should be, and trying to decide whether I want one or not, but usually end up spending it with Mark!!!

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Mark makes me......

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• Nethalinx

You want to be rejected because i love mark :)

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