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ElleFarbs

25 / F / Straight / Single

Washington, District of Columbia

Her Details

Last Online
Today – 4:11am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Political / Government
Income
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Generally fairly skeptical female with brown hair and glasses who has thusly been dubbed Daria more times than it is possible to count. But I think crying at Google commercials means I'm still secretly a marshmallow.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to avoid the stereotypes associated with hapless twentysomethings.
I’m really good at
Rolling with the punches and/or quietly seething with annoyance.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tina Fey glasses, my goofy, bouncy walk, serious proclivity for running into things, loud laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: High Fidelity, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trial, Thank You for Smoking, 25th Hour, Boomsday, The Little Prince, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy... always happy to add to my reading list!

Movies: Shaun of the Dead, Clue, In The Loop, Stripes, Zombieland, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Princess Bride, Kill Bill, Bourne Movies, The Prestige

TV: The Daily Show, Mad Men, Arrested Development, Homeland, The Thick of It, Parks and Recreation,The West Wing, Sherlock, Spaced, The League, Daria

Music: Ben Folds, Jukebox the Ghost, Cake, Weezer, The Zutons, Flight of the Conchords (totally counts), most things that don't resemble country music...

Confession: recovering picky eater. Still kind of scared of squash. Totally on board with avocados.
The six things I could never do without
1. Glasses
2. Strawberries
3. Chapstick
4. Pie
5. Friends
6. Coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What would go best on top of a cheeseburger.
On a typical Friday night I am
atypical.

Or probably dragging my sorry ass toward a cold beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have cried while watching The Twilight Zone. No, nothing really excuses that.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you've made it this far?

Also if you make it a point to read actual books and not just blogs, appreciate the nuances of good grammar, aren't (too) socially maladjusted, won't blog your feelings, respect the wisdom of Jon Stewart, believe in the theory of evolution, and haven't murdered anyone. FYI, while not being a murderer is the last item on that list, I really put a premium on it.