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ElleLauren

29 New Windsor, MD Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Working on university
Job
Retired
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a tall girl from the roaming fields of butt f**k Maryland. I'm a major film and book buff. I like to think of myself as eccentric and humorous (sarcastic is probably a better word). I'm looking for someone who will hold my hair when I vomit after one too many glasses of scotch (Johnny Walker) on the rocks (if that doesn't make you want me... I don't know what will). In reality: I'm just looking to talk to cool people and see what happens from there.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now: I'm a Scheduler at a company in Hunt Valley MD, but I'm planning to finish my schooling when feasible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing, reading, singing, film trivia, speed texting, driving fast (yeah, I'm that asshole that passed you when the road finally turned into a dotted yellow line), listening to loud music and chain smoking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am tall (a drunk girl once exclaimed: "Tall Ass!"), my heels (I often hear: "Aren't you tall enough?"... To which I say "F**k you :D"), my clothes, and my intelligence (believe it or not).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(in no particular order)
Books:
-Bonjour Tristesse
-Breakfast at Tiffany's
-East of Eden
-White Oleander
-Cannery Row
-Paint it Black
-Girl with a Pearl Earring
-The Hours
-The Curious Case of the Dog in the Nighttime
-The Perks of Being a Wallflower
-Mrs. Dalloway
-The Thorn Birds
-The Crimson Petal and the White
-Jane Eyre

Movies:
-Magnolia
-Hedwig and the Angry Inch
-The Hours
-Pan's Labyrinth
-Black Swan
-Where the Wild Thing Are
-Breakfast at Tiffany's
-Another Earth
-Melancholia
-American Beauty
-They Shoot Horses Don't They?
-Mildred Pierce
-The Neverending Story
-Moonrise Kingdom (really any Wes Anderson movie)
-All the Batman movies (including the 1960's Batman: The Movie)

Music:
-Black Keys
-Amy Winehouse
-Muddy Waters
-The Black Lips
-Fiona Apple
-Etta James
-The Ronettes
-The Supremes
-Black Angels
-Led Zeppelin
-The Rolling Stones
-Adele
-Patsy Cline
-Rufus Wainwright
-Johnny Cash
-Skip James

Food:
-Italian
-Sushi
-Fried Chicken (really anything fried)
-A good salad

I could go on and on for each category.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Movies, Fashion, Music, 'My stories', Food, and Water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Perception vs. Reality
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting home from work at about 9:30pm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I collect the scalps of my victims.
You should message me if
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you like midget sex.