ElleLauren
29 New Windsor, MD
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My self-summary
I'm a tall girl from the roaming fields of butt f**k Maryland. I'm a major film and book buff. I like to think of myself as eccentric and humorous (sarcastic is probably a better word). I'm looking for someone who will hold my hair when I vomit after one too many glasses of scotch (Johnny Walker) on the rocks (if that doesn't make you want me... I don't know what will). In reality: I'm just looking to talk to cool people and see what happens from there.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now: I'm a Scheduler at a company in Hunt Valley MD, but I'm planning to finish my schooling when feasible.
I’m really good at
writing, reading, singing, film trivia, speed texting, driving fast (yeah, I'm that asshole that passed you when the road finally turned into a dotted yellow line), listening to loud music and chain smoking.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am tall (a drunk girl once exclaimed: "Tall Ass!"), my heels (I often hear: "Aren't you tall enough?"... To which I say "F**k you :D"), my clothes, and my intelligence (believe it or not).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(in no particular order)
Books:
-Bonjour Tristesse
-Breakfast at Tiffany's
-East of Eden
-White Oleander
-Cannery Row
-Paint it Black
-Girl with a Pearl Earring
-The Hours
-The Curious Case of the Dog in the Nighttime
-The Perks of Being a Wallflower
-Mrs. Dalloway
-The Thorn Birds
-The Crimson Petal and the White
-Jane Eyre

Movies:
-Magnolia
-Hedwig and the Angry Inch
-The Hours
-Pan's Labyrinth
-Black Swan
-Where the Wild Thing Are
-Breakfast at Tiffany's
-Another Earth
-Melancholia
-American Beauty
-They Shoot Horses Don't They?
-Mildred Pierce
-The Neverending Story
-Moonrise Kingdom (really any Wes Anderson movie)
-All the Batman movies (including the 1960's Batman: The Movie)

Music:
-Black Keys
-Amy Winehouse
-Muddy Waters
-The Black Lips
-Fiona Apple
-Etta James
-The Ronettes
-The Supremes
-Black Angels
-Led Zeppelin
-The Rolling Stones
-Adele
-Patsy Cline
-Rufus Wainwright
-Johnny Cash
-Skip James

Food:
-Italian
-Sushi
-Fried Chicken (really anything fried)
-A good salad

I could go on and on for each category.
The six things I could never do without
Movies, Fashion, Music, 'My stories', Food, and Water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Perception vs. Reality
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting home from work at about 9:30pm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I collect the scalps of my victims.
You should message me if
you like midget sex.
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