Do you like Pina Coladas?
And getting caught in the rain?
Are you kinda into health food;
Do you have half a brain?
I just moved from the Bay Area, and boy are my arms tired. Wait, that's not how that joke goes.... but you laughed anyway, so point for me. So who am I? I am strong woman. Really! I am the type of person who can roll with the punches, and have had my fair share of black eyes, both literal and figurative. I am the type of person who says hi to strangers, and will smile for no reason whatsoever. I dance when there is music on, and often, when there is silence. I sing along in the car, sometimes even on key, and would love a partner to harmonize with. I am outgoing, friendly, and have been compared to sunshine and rays of light cutting through clouds. I want smiles in my life, big ones which show the entire world what molars look like. I want laughter. I want adventure, but mostly I want love.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a high school English teacher. I am living my dream teaching kids!!!!
I’m really good at
Tripping, falling, texting, reading, writing. Tripping the less
fortunate... making fun of people with stutters and lisps...
*SARCASM SIGN* Scrutinizing profile pictures for 'red flags'. I
click past profiles with men not smiling in their pictures (not a
happy person?), standing next to women in their profile pictures
(is that your ex girlfriend?), or smiling with no teeth (trying to
The first things people usually notice about me
My incredibly green eyes. And that I just spilled something on
them.. not my eyes, whoever is doing the noticing of them...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books: Anything by Christopher Moore, Cheesy romance
novels, and historical mysteries.
Movies: Anything funny. Princess Bride, Goonies, you know, the
Favorite Shows: Buffy. Firefly, Big Bang Theory, Psych, Burn
Notice... You see what I am getting at...
Music- Anything but Jazz. I like Punk, Rock, Pop, a little
Food- Well, I am a picky eater... I love steamed artichokes, candy,
a good bottle of wine, dessert!! Oh I love dessert!!! Bring me
something sweet and you'll win me over!
The six things I could never do without
1. chap stick
2. My phone
3. My kitty cat
4. toilet paper
6. toothbrush and floss
Sadly, I am no longer with #3. She died in May. I'm not ready to remove her from the list yet, but I will make an amendment: 3b. Cookies
Amendment to the amendment: I am getting a new kitten! I will make him 3c.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zombie Contingency Plan: Armed with only a barbeque fork, and a
common lawn rake (the kind that if you step on them, they will
fling some sort of lawn obstacle in your face), I plan to steal the
first armored car possible. There are plenty of douche-bags who
need to compensate for their manhood with a large truck, so that
will be easy. After the bad ass machine has been, for lack of a
better word, borrowed, I plan to head to the container store.
There, I will fill the back of pilfered utility vehicle with as
many large plastic containers with lids. I will then find a common
garden hose and fill all the containers with water. Then I will
drive south. I have a theory, that if one heads to the desert
during a zombie apocalypse, they will be safe. Think about it.
Bodies are made of 95% water. When the water evaporates, whats
left? JERKY! And in the desert, the human body has maybe enough
water in it to last, what a few hours? Zombies can't even make it
out there. Palm Springs, MEXICO! These places are going to be
beautiful places that will be mostly zombie free! Think about it!
Down the baja penninsula! I know how to make a simple contraption
that can pull the salt and impurities out of sea water... fruit and
surfing all day... I see no downside....
Isn't that what you think about?
On a typical Friday night I am
bored, looking for something interesting to do...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I know what I want. That may or may not be you.
You should message me if
You wanna... but why not, I mean, really, what do you have to
You should not message me if you expect sex on the first or even
the fifth date.