Do you like Pina Coladas?
And getting caught in the rain?
Are you kinda into health food;
Do you have half a brain?

I just moved to Menlo Park, and boy are my arms tired. Wait, that's not how that joke goes.... but you laughed anyway, so point for me. So who am I? I am strong woman. Really! I am the type of person who can roll with the punches, and have had my fair share of black eyes, but literal and figurative. I am the type of person who says hi to strangers, and will smile for no reason whatsoever. I dance when there is music on, and often, when there is silence. I sing along in the car, sometimes even on key, and would love a partner to harmonize with. I am outgoing, friendly, and have been compared to sunshine and rays of light cutting through clouds. I want smiles in my life, big ones which show the entire world what molars look like. I want laughter. I want adventure, but mostly I want love.

I am a teacher looking for placement. I do teach at nights volunteering at the JobTrain GED program. I don't get paid to do it, the warm fuzzy feeling when one of my students passes their GED is enough! That being said, a paying job would be swell!!!

Tripping, falling, texting, reading, writing. Tripping the less fortunate... making fun of people with stutters and lisps... *SARCASM SIGN* Scrutinizing profile pictures for 'red flags'. I click past profiles with men not smiling in their pictures (not a happy person?), standing next to women in their profile pictures (is that your ex girlfriend?), or smiling with no teeth (trying to hide something?).

My incredibly green eyes. And that I just spilled something on them.. not my eyes, whoever is doing the noticing of them...

Favorite books: Anything by Christopher Moore, Cheesy romance novels, and historical mysteries.
Movies: Anything funny. Princess Bride, Goonies, you know, the classics.
Favorite Shows: Buffy. Firefly, Big Bang Theory, Psych, Burn Notice... You see what I am getting at...
Music- Anything but Jazz. I like Punk, Rock, Pop, a little country,
Food- Well, I am a picky eater... I love steamed artichokes, candy, a good bottle of wine, dessert!! Oh I love dessert!!! Bring me something sweet and you'll win me over!

1. chap stick
2. My phone
3. My kitty cat
4. toilet paper
5. kissing
6. toothbrush and floss

Zombie Contingency Plan: Armed with only a barbeque fork, and a common lawn rake (the kind that if you step on them, they will fling some sort of lawn obstacle in your face), I plan to steal the first armored car possible. There are plenty of douche-bags rocking hummers in Seattle, so I will probably head there first. After the bad ass machine has been, for lack of a better word, borrowed, I plan to head to the container store. There, I will fill the back of pilfered utility vehicle with as many large plastic containers with lids. I will then find a common garden hose and fill all the containers with water. Then I will drive south. I have a theory, that if one heads to the desert during a zombie apocalypse, they will be safe. Think about it. Bodies are made of 95% water. When the water evaporates, whats left? JERKY! And in the desert, the human body has maybe enough water in it to last, what a few hours? Zombies can't even make it out there. Palm Springs, MEXICO! These places are going to be beautiful places that will be mostly zombie free! Think about it! Down the baja penninsula! I know how to make a simple contraption that can pull the salt and impurities out of sea water... fruit and surfing all day... I see no downside....

Isn't that what you think about?

bored, looking for something interesting to do...

My mother and father make my life hell, more than normal parents...

You wanna... but why not, I mean, really, what do you have to lose?