Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Uh, hey! Didn't see you there. The name's Ellis. I'm actually kinda
younger than 18, but I figured, hey, what the hell. It got really
annoying having to fill out the form every fucking time you took a
test, you know? Besides, if there's any site I could find the girls
of the internet on, it's this one. I'm big into fighting, movies,
music, and TV. I love TV. Practically eat and breathe it, or the
good stuff, anyways. None of that OC shit. As for the fighting
part, I've gotten really good with a sword. (He injured himself
multiple times the first one hundred times he attempted swordplay.)
Hey, who the hell edited this thing? It had to be one of my
sisters. I've got two older sisters and one younger, which can be a
real pain in the ass sometimes. At any rate, uh, yeah. That's me in
a nutshell. Kinda.
I am damn stubborn, geeky, and a fighter
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
School (grah), watching TV, saving the day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Winning arguments, not giving up, and making a mean mac n' cheese.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...my height. Rrrgh. By the way, that's a sore spot, so if you ever
meet me in person, do me a favor and don't mention it. I know I'm
short. I know I look young. It's like everyone thinks they're being
clever for pointing it out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A) Uhhh... don't really read much. I like old pulp fiction a lot,
though. B) ALL of Indiana Jones, The Princess Bride, Men in Tights,
Kill Bill Vol. 1, Star Wars (the originals, not the other shit),
and the first Scary Movie. C) The Offspring, older Green Day,
System of a Down, Rent soundtrack (fuck you, it's a rock opera), a
few other bands I forget at the moment. I'm a big fan of
high-paced, loud rock-ish music, usually. D) Mac n' cheese,
sandwiches, french fries, chicken in all forms, big juicy burgers
or steaks. I've never been able to get into the organic craze.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) The TV. 2) My penis and testicles. It is both a blessing and a
curse! 3) My Utterly Kickass Sword. I should really put a picture
up sometime. 4) Porn. (Hey, I'm honest.) 5) Food. That's a given
here. 6) R-e-s-p-e-c-t, find out what it means to me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...thinking? You're kidding, right? Life's too short. If you think
too much about everything, you'll hesitate.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Partying! (Yeah right.)
Fuck, who edited this again?! >_o
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I accidentally fathered a kid with an older chick once.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna have some fun (nudge nudge wink wink know what I mean
know what I mean?) or have a debate about something like pirates
vs. ninjas. (Ninjas pwn, and I will win.)
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