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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Dec 26, 2013
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on High school
Has kid(s)
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Uh, hey! Didn't see you there. The name's Ellis. I'm actually kinda younger than 18, but I figured, hey, what the hell. It got really annoying having to fill out the form every fucking time you took a test, you know? Besides, if there's any site I could find the girls of the internet on, it's this one. I'm big into fighting, movies, music, and TV. I love TV. Practically eat and breathe it, or the good stuff, anyways. None of that OC shit. As for the fighting part, I've gotten really good with a sword. (He injured himself multiple times the first one hundred times he attempted swordplay.) Hey, who the hell edited this thing? It had to be one of my sisters. I've got two older sisters and one younger, which can be a real pain in the ass sometimes. At any rate, uh, yeah. That's me in a nutshell. Kinda.

I am damn stubborn, geeky, and a fighter
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
School (grah), watching TV, saving the day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Winning arguments, not giving up, and making a mean mac n' cheese.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out! height. Rrrgh. By the way, that's a sore spot, so if you ever meet me in person, do me a favor and don't mention it. I know I'm short. I know I look young. It's like everyone thinks they're being clever for pointing it out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A) Uhhh... don't really read much. I like old pulp fiction a lot, though. B) ALL of Indiana Jones, The Princess Bride, Men in Tights, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Star Wars (the originals, not the other shit), and the first Scary Movie. C) The Offspring, older Green Day, System of a Down, Rent soundtrack (fuck you, it's a rock opera), a few other bands I forget at the moment. I'm a big fan of high-paced, loud rock-ish music, usually. D) Mac n' cheese, sandwiches, french fries, chicken in all forms, big juicy burgers or steaks. I've never been able to get into the organic craze.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) The TV. 2) My penis and testicles. It is both a blessing and a curse! 3) My Utterly Kickass Sword. I should really put a picture up sometime. 4) Porn. (Hey, I'm honest.) 5) Food. That's a given here. 6) R-e-s-p-e-c-t, find out what it means to me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...thinking? You're kidding, right? Life's too short. If you think too much about everything, you'll hesitate.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Partying! (Yeah right.)

Fuck, who edited this again?! >_o
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I accidentally fathered a kid with an older chick once.

You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna have some fun (nudge nudge wink wink know what I mean know what I mean?) or have a debate about something like pirates vs. ninjas. (Ninjas pwn, and I will win.)