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Elmo_Loves_You

25 F Glasgow, UK

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 20–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:32pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Rawr, hais.

Probably like most people, I dislike self summaries. Honestly the only way to get to know me would be to chat to me as I haven't a clue how to self summarize ^__________________^

I like smart, witty or considerate people. People with integrity or people that can just show you something you've never seen before, or seen before but can show you in an entirely new light. People with flaws and honesty. Energetic and friendly or reserved and mysterious. I like a lot of traits in people but I don't like arrogance without irony, stupidity without care or malice without remorse in a person.

[Someone that can make a decent cup of coffee will probably be fine too.]
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a happy cynic.

I'm studying Psychology with the open uni (I love finding out why people act the way they do) and working full time as an assistant supervisor at a QC department... Never saw that one coming :D

The good stuff would be in no particular order:

Xboxing, (shh - it's totally a verb)
[Playing tabletop RPGs or card games with ridiculously long setup times]
[Traveling to exotic places like Birmingham and Manchester]
[Trying to visit as many different pubs and try as many different drinks as my liver will let me]
[Trying to collect lighters despite not smoking (thus end up giving them away once drunk :D)]
[Trying to find victi- *ahem* volunteers to come dancing/drinking/taking over the world with]
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
avoiding awkward statements that make me appear egotistic.

If I didn't want avoid it, I'd maybe say being open minded and trying new things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- that I have just walked into a glass door/forgotten their name/some other completely inappropriate or embarrassing thing.

Hopefully after that they will get to know me when I'm less nervous ;D
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books 1984, Animal Farm, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time, The Lovely Bones, Tennessee Williams' plays, A Clockwork Orange, Shakespeare, Dhalgren, Inverted World, The Lord of the Flies, Manga and really getting into Science Fiction and SFR novels at the moment.

Movies the Lord of the Rings, Labyrinth, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Shakespeare In Love, Bridget Jones' Diary, Donnie Darko, Me, Myself and Irene, se7en, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 28 days later, 28 weeks later, Edward Scissor-hands, or other Tim Burton films, Saw series, Resident Evil series, Silent Hill, The Saint, Matrix, Juno, Dracula, Valkyrie, Bronson, X-Men: First Class, Sucker Punch, Judge Dredd.

TV/drama shows Futurama, Family Guy, Desperate Housewives, South Park, House, Heroes, anything with Jimmy Carr, Bill Bailey or Stephen Fry. South Park, American Dad, Dexter, How I Met Your Mother, Peep Show, Six Feet Under, The Mighty Boosh, Green Wing, Black Books, Angel, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Elven Lied, Chobits, Game of Thrones, King of the Hill, Psychoville, Archer, Adventure bros and Lost. Started watching Fringe and loving it :3

♫ Music ♫ In no particular order; Dream Theater, Interpol, Muse, The Smiths, The Cure, Rammstein, The Strokes, Smashing Pumpkins, QotSA, Electric six, Coldplay, Placebo, Boodhound Gang, Alkaline Trio, Violent Femmes, t.A.T.u, Bad Religion, N.I.N, Linkin Park, Adam and the Ants, Bowling for Soup, Jack off Jill, Nirvana, Pulp, Radiohead, All American Rejects, Kings of Leon, Killers, The Verve, Franz Ferdinand, Feeder, Joy Division, Hoobastank, Tenacious D, New Order, Boxcar Racer, Kate Bush, Sex Pistols, Metric, Megadeth, Metallica ... more to come probably.

Food Chinese, Japanese, Indian, Italian, Thai and pretty much any country's cuisine has something I like.

I'm a proper vegetarian, but I don't have anything against people that eat meat. (Even though, y'know, you're total murderers... Just saying. I forgive yooooou ;D)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't know how they decided on 6, but:

Humour,
Affection,
Surprises,
Gaming,
Caffeine,
New experiences.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why gender matters so much to people when dating, what the most romantic day could consist of, what to eat for dinner, communism on paper vs communism in practice, Brian Cox and how small we are, intelligence levels of other animals, how my cat always manages to sleep on my favourite clothing, why people want things more when they can't have them, where I can get my next hit of veggie haggis tempura from, if people are capable of being completely altruistic and which deck building game to buy next.

TL;DR: Life, the Universe and toast.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical!?

How strange does that word look...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not a "vanilla".

I dig the Oxford comma. (I did steal this from another user, but it's true!)
You should message me if
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You want to swap interesting mail, play computer games or just chat about the universe.

(Please don't message me if you're just going to give a greeting and no more. It's not conversing and I'm just going to delete it, as I'd expect you to do so if I did the same.

Imagine someone coming over to you in a bar or in the street and saying "Hi" Then just standing there... It's a bit awkward, sorry!)