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Elmostan

27 Bremerton, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi! I'm a bit of dork-nerd hybrid. I'm an engineer in Bremerton, bet you can't guess who I work for. It's nice and quiet out here, but I do try to make my way over to Seattle often. There's just so much more to do and see over there. I like going to Movies at SIFF, photography, kinetic sculpture, cooking on a cold day, and urban exploration. I have a bit of a weakness when it comes to theme parties, those addicting events have led me to filling a costume closet that just keeps getting bigger and bigger.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've been living here for 4 years, and I finally have enough experience with my company to take a few months off! I'm planning on spending next summer backpacking around the 'Stans, and checking out the 2015 world's fair in Italy.

I go on lots of mini roadtrips during the year. Mostly to get away and see new things, but also to go microbrewery hopping. There's just so much good beer to be had!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My whole life I've been really good at math. When other kids spent their freetime playing football or coloring; I was off doing math. This led to lots of time playing with legos and toys like it. I try to make fun science experiments like colored fire, flammable bubbles, and light paintings.

Sarcasm! Humor! Wit! Few things in life are better than a pun war or snarky back and forth conversation. Sadly I only have a small number of friends I can pull this off with, and I would love to have some more!

My friends worship my cooking skills, but take that with a grain of salt. Their abilities don't go far beyond prepackaged meals, so when I show up with some kind of 4+ ingredient entrée they shit a brick.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Definitely my height, at 6'3" I'm hard to miss.

I'm told I have 'Blazel' eyes whatever that means. When skeptics see for themselves, they agree. I dunno, it's a mystery of the universe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I watch all kinds of foreign, indie, classic movies. I'm not particular about genre as long as the movie sucks me in, I'm on board. (I do have a bias towards edgy/dark comedy though :P). Here's a few of my favorites in no particular order: 'Airplane', 'The Jerk', 'The Godfather', 'Big', '(500) Days of Summer', 'Clerks', 'Amélie', 'In Bruges', '7 Psychopaths', 'Toy Story 1,2,3', 'It's a Wonderful Life', 'Arsenic and Old Lace', 'The Weather Man', 'The Family Man', 'Matchstick Men', 'Duck Soup', 'The Great Dictator', 'Millions', 'Napoleon Dynamite', 'Sunshine', 'Choke', 'Fight Club', 'Edward Scissor Hands', 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory', and 'Oh Brother Where art Thou?' That's a good start right?

I tend to listen to Indie/Alternative Rock, They Might be Giants, Vampire Weekend, Blur, and Vacationer are up there on the list. Macklemore's new stuff is also fun. I like lots of other stuff too! I keep my radio tuned to 88.5's jazz/NPR during the day; at night I'll drink and dance to pretty much anything. Except country. I get irrationally anxious while it's playing and I have to turn it off.

'The Roald Dahl Omnibus', 'You are not so Smart', 'The Grapes of Wrath', and anything by Palahniuk (however you pronounce it).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) A Hammock
2) Slippers are incredible, you can pry them from my cold dead feet.
3) My travelpack, without it I'm limited my pockets.
4) My home made camping bus
5) Shiny Things
6) Probably my head....for obvious reasons
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Burning Man! I've gone 3 times now and will probably go back again....and again....and again.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably camping with my friends, working on some strange new project, partaking in the night life, or just relaxing after a long and stressful week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cried during Toy Story 3. (Who didn't?)
You should message me if
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You like shopping at thrift stores.
You're dorky/silly/goofy/quirky.
You think I'm attractive! or if you like to smile! or laugh! But most importantly, any reason you want!