Let's begin by saying I'm a person of conflicting interests. Which as an opening statement makes no sense in a short rundown of myself. People define me as a polar bear mixed with a dragon, take that as you will.
I usually tell three lies when playing two truths and a lie. My favorite color is green. If spiders shot lasers out of their eyes I would've already killed myself. I create my own cologne, it's called musk, and I smell like a man/lumberjack/professional wrestler. I like puffins but I think penguins are full of themselves. I have never been arrested for grand larceny. I don't know what grand larceny is. I just looked up what grand larceny is, and am now 100% sure I have never committed it. I haven't wet the bed now for three years, so that's kind of impressive. Like dogs I am afraid of thunder, unlike dogs I do not possess the ability to lick my own butt. I am of average height for a woman. I can dance very well for a white person. I'm doing science and I'm still alive. I currently have 216 bookmarks, and 27 of those are not porn. When I grow up I want to be a lion tamer or Taylor Swift, right now I am a cyber bully. I sent my first text message last year and it was exhilarating. I prefer thesauruses to dictionaries. Donatello is my favorite ninja turtle, but Leonardo was my favorite figure of the Italian Renaissance. I don't believe in sea urchins, I've never seen one nor do I care to. Upon writing my entire profile, I'm let down that my user name has nothing to do with bears. There are secret messages scattered throughout my profile.