I usually tell three lies when playing two truths and a lie. My favorite color is green. As I'm starting this I wish I knew how to make these bullet points. I'm trying to get over my fear of spiders. I like puffins but I think penguins are full of themselves. I have never been arrested for grand larceny. I don't know what grand larceny is. Like dogs I am afraid of thunder. I am of average height for a woman. I can dance very well for a white person. I prefer thesauruses to dictionaries. Donatello is my favorite ninja turtle, but Leonardo was my favorite figure of the Italian Renaissance. I don't believe in sea urchins, I've never seen one nor do I care to. Upon writing my entire profile, I'm let down that my user name has nothing to do with bears. There are secret messages scattered throughout my profile.
You're probably thinking to yourself that it was weird that I chose to inb4 before the wall of text, I am an enigma