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Elrik

22 / M / straight / Single

Montreal, Quebec, Canada

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Skinny
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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I am unusual, freaky, and impulsive.

My Self-Summary

Soooo... updating this after letting it gather the dust. I'm from around Montreal, speak french, love hockey, finishing my studies in french litterature. I don't drink, don't smoke but, y'know, I'm fun. Like, a bit crazy freaky scream in the night climb over fences fall over get up start running around the block come back and then high-five and go someplace else before bad things happen. Or not. Might just enjoy a talk around a beer or a walk or sitting on a busy street and watch people.

Favourite writer's Charles Bukowski.

Favourite king of the jungle is the Lion 'cause he's the only one.

What I’m doing with my life

Studying litterature. UQAM. Still a couple of years before the master's finished. When I'm not downtown watching people come and go, I like doing photography, videos, etc. All sorts of creative stuff that makes me a creative, artsy crap guy.

No, seriously. I'm not an artsy crap guy. Like, I won't cry if I watch «A walk to remember» or that movie with Keanu Reeves that makes people cry. I think it was «Sweet November» though it might've been Toxic Avenger IV. Not sure.

I’m really good at

Writing.
Reading.
Bullshitting.
Combining all three to make a nice university paper.
Seriously, I'm not that good at bullshitting. When people start believing my stories, I usually back off after a few minutes/hours to avoid... you know... bad confusion.

The first things people usually notice about me

The eyes. The smile. And that everything can be turned around into a joke. Only thing important is the timing.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books:

Erections, Ejaculations, Exhibitions and General Tales of Ordinary Madness -Charles Bukowski
Mort à crédit from - Céline
Justine ou, les malheurs de la vertu - Sade
Lots, lots more. But these three are the triumvia- triumvira- ... y'know, the three important ones.

Movies:

Reservoir dogs
Planet terror
One who flew over the cuckoo's nest
Man bites dog
The warriors
Drop dead Fred (lol)

Music:

Bah, it varies. I'm not that difficult to please music wise. I like Rammstein, Les Colocs, Jean Leloup, Marilyn Manson, and LADY GAGA. YES. I DO LOVE HER SONGS SCREW YOU.

Nah I'm kidding...

OR AM I ?

Seriously, it's a joke.

OR IS IT ?

No, no, it's cool. Don't like her.

OR DO I ?

[/Family guy]

The six things I could never do without

A computer
A TV
A couple of good books
Paper
A freaking printer
And a handheld to pass time. Handheld like in Gameboy. Not like in «I want to hold your hand» or any kind of romantic/Beatles* crap.

*Love the Beatles, btw.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Shitty stories.
Mediocre people.
And a whole lot of horrible thing ranging from death to how much I can save on a Taxi if I strike a friendly conversation with the driver.

On a typical Friday night I am

Watching hockey
Staying home doing random things
Seeing a movie

I'm more of a saturday night guy. Fridays are friggin' over rated.

Yeah, haven't changed that part in five years 'cause it still applies.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I like to try my hand at predicting things.

You should message me if

You're not in need of a psychanalyst.

Seriously, don't message me if you are.

I've had my share of trying to build relationships with unstable people. Probably could've been worth it if they hadn't STARTED TO F'N DISENTEGRATE EACH TIME WE TALKED SERIOUSLY. Thank you.

But, yeah, go ahead, message me. It's always fun. I'm not on a daily basis, but, y'know, I'll get back to you.