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Elrik
22 / M / straight / Single
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 10" (1.77m).
- Body Type
- Skinny
- Looking For
- New friends
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Not at all
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Christianity but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Cancer and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Student
- Income
- —
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), French (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am unusual, freaky, and impulsive.
My Self-Summary
Favourite writer's Charles Bukowski.
Favourite king of the jungle is the Lion 'cause he's the only one.
What I’m doing with my life
No, seriously. I'm not an artsy crap guy. Like, I won't cry if I watch «A walk to remember» or that movie with Keanu Reeves that makes people cry. I think it was «Sweet November» though it might've been Toxic Avenger IV. Not sure.
I’m really good at
Reading.
Bullshitting.
Combining all three to make a nice university paper.
Seriously, I'm not that good at bullshitting. When people start believing my stories, I usually back off after a few minutes/hours to avoid... you know... bad confusion.
The first things people usually notice about me
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Erections, Ejaculations, Exhibitions and General Tales of Ordinary Madness -Charles Bukowski
Mort à crédit from - Céline
Justine ou, les malheurs de la vertu - Sade
Lots, lots more. But these three are the triumvia- triumvira- ... y'know, the three important ones.
Movies:
Reservoir dogs
Planet terror
One who flew over the cuckoo's nest
Man bites dog
The warriors
Drop dead Fred (lol)
Music:
Bah, it varies. I'm not that difficult to please music wise. I like Rammstein, Les Colocs, Jean Leloup, Marilyn Manson, and LADY GAGA. YES. I DO LOVE HER SONGS SCREW YOU.
Nah I'm kidding...
OR AM I ?
Seriously, it's a joke.
OR IS IT ?
No, no, it's cool. Don't like her.
OR DO I ?
[/Family guy]
The six things I could never do without
A TV
A couple of good books
Paper
A freaking printer
And a handheld to pass time. Handheld like in Gameboy. Not like in «I want to hold your hand» or any kind of romantic/Beatles* crap.
*Love the Beatles, btw.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Mediocre people.
And a whole lot of horrible thing ranging from death to how much I can save on a Taxi if I strike a friendly conversation with the driver.
On a typical Friday night I am
Staying home doing random things
Seeing a movie
I'm more of a saturday night guy. Fridays are friggin' over rated.
Yeah, haven't changed that part in five years 'cause it still applies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
You should message me if
Seriously, don't message me if you are.
I've had my share of trying to build relationships with unstable people. Probably could've been worth it if they hadn't STARTED TO F'N DISENTEGRATE EACH TIME WE TALKED SERIOUSLY. Thank you.
But, yeah, go ahead, message me. It's always fun. I'm not on a daily basis, but, y'know, I'll get back to you.