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26 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last Online
Today – 9:20am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Icelandic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First things first.

1. I am strictly on here for dating.

2. If you don't like big guys with big beards, you probably want to just keep moving on. (Though I am currently trying to get back to my early 20's weight and would love someone to keep me motivated and perhaps join me in workouts and such)

3. I have recently decided to condence everything on here... though, there is still a lot. Significantly less than before, I swear.

Random things about myself so you don't have to read all this bullshit: Musician, winemaker (grape killer), oenophile, gear head, indecisive, 50's & 60's Japanese cinema, gamer, audio engineer, duct tape enthusiast, DIY, farmer, Bukowski, dog lover, John Waters, dreamer and can be swayed into just about anything by the right pair of eyes
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living the American dream. Doing what I love till it kills me. This includes, but not limited too: 120+ shows a year, killing grapes to make that sweet berry wine, annoying my neighbors with my wall of speakers, giving much more than I get back, living pay check to pay check, sleeping when I can get it, eating at the local sushi joint with my head buried in a book, working on some project around the house, driving...lots of driving.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a sarcastic asshole, in the best of ways, but still making you love me
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard, smile & laugh. My genuine care for everyone I meet. Apparently I always look like I'm about to go on some epic fishing journey.... "Don't fuck with me now, man. I am Ahab!"

Also, I have been told I look like Orson Wells more times than I can count
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This part is long. You can ignore if you wish. I figure it brings me up in more searches. Sue me

Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, Frederich Nietszche, Ernest Hemingway, René Descartes, Baruch Spinoza, Immanuel Kant, Søren Kierkegaard, Kurt Vonnegut, Ken Kesey, Joseph Heller, George Orwell, Philip K. Dick, and most books that have been banned at one point in time.

I'm a HUGE MST3K and Rifftrax fan. I also like really bad movies, old kung fu, horror, mystery, drama, a lot of films from the 50's & 60's (especially Samurai films), film noir, documentaries, and more. But a list of movies I have watched more than 3 times: the whole Criterion Collection, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, anything Akira Kurosawa (Seven Samurai, Yojimbo, High and Low, Rashomon, etc.), Sword of Doom, Blade Runner, Juno, Clerks, Broken Flowers, Female Trouble, Ghostbusters, The Shining, Dancer In The Dark, Chasing Amy, Tetsuo, Dawn of the Dead, The Good The Bad & The Ugly, Reefer Madness, Lost in Translation, Bug, The Godfather Pt. 1, Day of the Dead, Pulp Fiction, Dirty Harry, The Devil's Rejects, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Chinatown, Haiku Tunnel, Casablanca, Nosferatu, Naked Lunch, Rubber, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Alien series, Star Wars 4 & 5, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill Vol. I & II, I heart Huckabees, Religulous, Royal Tenenbaums, Darjeeling Limited, Night of the Living Dead, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, City of Lost Children, etc.

I try to watch as little tv as possible, but I love all the Star Trek series, Louie, Simpsons, Dave's Old Porn, Daily Show, SportsNation, Beavis & Butt-Head, MST3K, Six Feet Under, Merlin, Trailer Park Boys, Breaking Bad, GAME OF THRONES, @Midnight, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

Just so you know what your getting yourself into...I perform, run and attend around 200 shows a year. Sometimes I feel I have hesrd it all, but occasionally something wonderful pops up and gives me new hope. Below are bands/artists that have made the cut.

GENRES: Jazz (particularly Ethiopian Jazz), Blues, Industrial, Psychedelic, Stoner Rock, Doom Metal, Shoe-Gaze, Progressive, Classical, Folk, Pirate, Motown, Big Band, Post Punk, 80's pop, Gamalon Kebjar, Ambient, Hip Hop, Metal, Rock, Sludge, Punk, NOISE, Grunge, Post Rock, Grind Core, local bands... pretty much anything and everything....but I am VERY picky about what I like

BANDS/ARTISTS: Tom Waits, The Melvins, Electric Wizard, Ubik, Flux of Pink Indians, 7 Year Old Blind Girl, Crop, José González, Tomahawk, Swans, Fantomas, Sleep, Primus, Kaki King, Tool, Edith Piaf, The Books, Frédéric Chopin, This Heat, Fugazi, A Perfect Circle, Gustav Mahler, Boubacar Traore, Nine Inch Nails, Travis Laplante, Common, Pink Floyd, Miles David, The Roots, Chet Baker, Billie Holiday, Bjork, Medeski Martin & Wood, (old) Modest Mouse, Otis Redding, Conflict, Echo & The Bunnymen, Monogomy Party, MTNS, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Les Claypool, The Beatles, Weedeater, The Locust, Oscar Peterson, Thelonious Monk, Claude Debussy, Minor Threat, Pink Floyd, The Clash, The Flaming Lips, Tortoise, Bongzilla, Aphex Twin, Bonobo, Toots & the Maytals, DJ Shadow, Crass, Black Flag, The Goats, The Talking Heads, Hank Williams I, II & III, Kyuss, Johnny Cash, Amon Tobin, Citizen Fish, The Cure, Pixies, Louis Armstrong, Trevor Dunn, Misfits, Mike Patton, Robert Johnson, Elliott Smith, Roots of Orchis, Potty Mouth Society, Leonard Cohen, Grateful Dead and much more.

I really love a lot of different kinds of food. Indian, Thai, Japanese, Moroccan, Ethiopian, Vietnamese, Greek, Argentinean, Korean, Chinese, French, Spanish, Italian, Indonesian, and a good hot dog or burger and fries is always good too. :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
guitar, any book by Bukowski, bottle of Chateauneuf-du-Pape, Bali Shag or Camel Reds depending on the week, a good pair of boots, weed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a show, hosting a movie night, or just play some XCOM or FTL.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is the kind of man I strive to be:

There is a movie made based on my life and a book in the works as well.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Are not put off by loud music and/or really weird music, drinking (heavily, at times), smoking (both tobacco and herb), don't mind the mouth of a sailor, sarcasm, beards and general strangeness.

If you have actually read through all my bullshit and you still think I'm worth a damn.

If you know where this quote is from "He tried to kill me with a forklift!" I may try to marry you. Don't say I didn't warn you

Also, if you like this recording of my drummer and I just fucking around: