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27 Seattle, WA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–90
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 7:47am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Mostly other
When drinking
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of two-year college
Sales / Marketing
More than $1,000,000
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Icelandic (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Unlike I am in most things I do, brevity is not an attribute I seemed to have grasped here. My apologies in advance.

Hi there. My name is David, but everyone calls me Elvis (or Delvis). I'm a hobbyist winemaker, musician, writer, gear head, science geek and avid DIYer.

I try to teach myself a new skill every day and I treat everyone I know like family. I always give more than I get and am very slow to judge. My intuition is hardly ever wrong and i usuallly see damn near anything coming a mile away. I almost always have a smile on and will always make you laugh. You can always count on me through thick and thin.

If you connect with at least 3 of the following, I'm sure we can become thick as thieves.

-John Waters
-Sonic exploration
-Electrical engineering
-David Lynch
-Mystery Science Theater 3000
-Red Letter Media
-Whiskey (single malt and bourbon)
-General strangeness
-Criterion Collection
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living the American dream. Doing what I love till it kills me. This includes, but not limited too: 120+ shows a year, killing grapes to make that sweet berry wine, giving much more than I get back, sleeping when I can get it, eating all the dim sum, overflowing my plate on a regular basis, driving...lots of driving.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a sarcastic asshole and answering all your vino questions
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard, smile, laugh and genuine care for everyone I meet.

I've been told I look like Orson Wells more times than I can remember.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This part is long. You can ignore if you wish.

Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, Frederich Nietszche, Ernest Hemingway, René Descartes, Kurt Vonnegut, Ken Kesey, George Orwell, Philip K. Dick, and most books that have been banned at one point in time.

Blue Velvet, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, anything Kurosawa & Bergman, Sword of Doom, Clerks, Female Trouble, The Shining, Dancer In The Dark, Tetsuo, Lost in Translation, Day of the Dead, Haiku Tunnel, Naked Lunch, Evil Dead/Army of Darkness, Alien, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill 2, Videodrome, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, City of Lost Children.

TWIN PEAKS, Star Trek (some more than others), Louie, Simpsons, Dave's Old Porn, Daily Show, Colbert Report, MST3K, Six Feet Under, Trailer Park Boys, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, @Midnight, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

Just so you know what your getting yourself into...I perform, run and attend around 100 shows a year.

Tom Waits, The Melvins, Electric Wizard, Ubik, Flux of Pink Indians, 7 Year Old Blind Girl, Marmits, Crop, José González, Tomahawk, Swans, Fantomas, Sleep, Om, Mogwai, The Locust, Man is the Bastard, Primus, Public Image Limited, Big Business, Sunn, Kaki King, Mulatu Astatke, Chopin, This Heat, Fugazi, Mahler, The Raincoats, Dinosaur Jr, DEVO, Zappa, Boubacar Traore, Miles David, Medeski Martin & Wood, Echo & The Bunnymen, Prince, MTNS, Weedeater, The Locust, Debussy, Minor Threat, Tortoise, Bongzilla, Aphex Twin, Black Flag, Hank Williams 1 & 3, Roots of Orchis.

I really love a lot of different kinds of food. Indian, Thai, Japanese, Moroccan, Ethiopian, Vietnamese, Greek, Argentinean, Korean, Chinese, French, Spanish, Italian, Indonesian, and a quality burger w/ fries is always good too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, whiskey, wine, a good pair of boots, soldering iron, hats (I love hats)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a show, hosting a movie night, or playing some XCOM, FTL or Binding of Isaac.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a moderator on OKC, Reddit and Twitch.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Are not put off by loud music and/or really weird music, drinking (heavily, at times), smoking (both tobacco and herb), don't mind the mouth of a sailor, sarcasm, beards and general strangeness.

If you know where this quote is from "He tried to kill me with a forklift!" I may try to marry you. Don't say I didn't warn you

Also, if you like this recording of my drummer and I just fucking around: