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ElvisDelvis

26 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:49am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Icelandic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
First things first.

1. I am strictly on here for dating.

2. If you don't like big guys with big beards, you probably want to just keep moving on. (Though I am currently trying to get back to my early 20's weight and would love someone to keep me motivated and perhaps join me in workouts and such)

3. I have recently decided to condence everything on here... though, there is still a lot. Significantly less than before, I swear.

Random things about myself so you don't have to read all this bullshit: Musician, winemaker (grape killer), oenophile, gear head, indecisive, 50's & 60's Japanese cinema, gamer, audio engineer, duct tape enthusiast, DIY, farmer, Bukowski, dog lover, John Waters, dreamer and can be swayed into just about anything by the right pair of eyes
What I’m doing with my life
Living the American dream. Doing what I love till it kills me. This includes, but not limited too: 120+ shows a year, killing grapes to make that sweet berry wine, annoying my neighbors with my wall of speakers, giving much more than I get back, living pay check to pay check, sleeping when I can get it, eating at the local sushi joint with my head buried in a book, working on some project around the house, driving...lots of driving.
I’m really good at
Being a sarcastic asshole, in the best of ways, but still making you love me
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard, smile & laugh. My genuine care for everyone I meet. Apparently I always look like I'm about to go on some epic fishing journey.... "Don't fuck with me now, man. I am Ahab!"

Also, I have been told I look like Orson Wells more times than I can count
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This part is long. You can ignore if you wish. I figure it brings me up in more searches. Sue me

Authors/Books:
Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, Frederich Nietszche, Ernest Hemingway, René Descartes, Baruch Spinoza, Immanuel Kant, Søren Kierkegaard, Kurt Vonnegut, Ken Kesey, Joseph Heller, George Orwell, Philip K. Dick, and most books that have been banned at one point in time.

Movies:
I'm a HUGE MST3K and Rifftrax fan. I also like really bad movies, old kung fu, horror, mystery, drama, a lot of films from the 50's & 60's (especially Samurai films), film noir, documentaries, and more. But a list of movies I have watched more than 3 times: the whole Criterion Collection, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, anything Akira Kurosawa (Seven Samurai, Yojimbo, High and Low, Rashomon, etc.), Sword of Doom, Blade Runner, Juno, Clerks, Broken Flowers, Female Trouble, Ghostbusters, The Shining, Dancer In The Dark, Chasing Amy, Tetsuo, Dawn of the Dead, The Good The Bad & The Ugly, Reefer Madness, Lost in Translation, Bug, The Godfather Pt. 1, Day of the Dead, Pulp Fiction, Dirty Harry, The Devil's Rejects, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Chinatown, Haiku Tunnel, Casablanca, Nosferatu, Naked Lunch, Rubber, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Alien series, Star Wars 4 & 5, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill Vol. I & II, I heart Huckabees, Religulous, Royal Tenenbaums, Darjeeling Limited, Night of the Living Dead, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, City of Lost Children, etc.

Shows:
I try to watch as little tv as possible, but I love all the Star Trek series, Louie, Simpsons, Dave's Old Porn, Daily Show, SportsNation, Beavis & Butt-Head, MST3K, Six Feet Under, Merlin, Trailer Park Boys, Breaking Bad, GAME OF THRONES, @Midnight, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

Music:
Just so you know what your getting yourself into...I perform, run and attend around 200 shows a year. Sometimes I feel I have hesrd it all, but occasionally something wonderful pops up and gives me new hope. Below are bands/artists that have made the cut.

GENRES: Jazz (particularly Ethiopian Jazz), Blues, Industrial, Psychedelic, Stoner Rock, Doom Metal, Shoe-Gaze, Progressive, Classical, Folk, Pirate, Motown, Big Band, Post Punk, 80's pop, Gamalon Kebjar, Ambient, Hip Hop, Metal, Rock, Sludge, Punk, NOISE, Grunge, Post Rock, Grind Core, local bands... pretty much anything and everything....but I am VERY picky about what I like

BANDS/ARTISTS: Tom Waits, The Melvins, Electric Wizard, Ubik, Flux of Pink Indians, 7 Year Old Blind Girl, Crop, José González, Tomahawk, Swans, Fantomas, Sleep, Primus, Kaki King, Tool, Edith Piaf, The Books, Frédéric Chopin, This Heat, Fugazi, A Perfect Circle, Gustav Mahler, Boubacar Traore, Nine Inch Nails, Travis Laplante, Common, Pink Floyd, Miles David, The Roots, Chet Baker, Billie Holiday, Bjork, Medeski Martin & Wood, (old) Modest Mouse, Otis Redding, Conflict, Echo & The Bunnymen, Monogomy Party, MTNS, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Les Claypool, The Beatles, Weedeater, The Locust, Oscar Peterson, Thelonious Monk, Claude Debussy, Minor Threat, Pink Floyd, The Clash, The Flaming Lips, Tortoise, Bongzilla, Aphex Twin, Bonobo, Toots & the Maytals, DJ Shadow, Crass, Black Flag, The Goats, The Talking Heads, Hank Williams I, II & III, Kyuss, Johnny Cash, Amon Tobin, Citizen Fish, The Cure, Pixies, Louis Armstrong, Trevor Dunn, Misfits, Mike Patton, Robert Johnson, Elliott Smith, Roots of Orchis, Potty Mouth Society, Leonard Cohen, Grateful Dead and much more.

Food:
I really love a lot of different kinds of food. Indian, Thai, Japanese, Moroccan, Ethiopian, Vietnamese, Greek, Argentinean, Korean, Chinese, French, Spanish, Italian, Indonesian, and a good hot dog or burger and fries is always good too. :)
The six things I could never do without
guitar, any book by Bukowski, bottle of Chateauneuf-du-Pape, Bali Shag or Camel Reds depending on the week, a good pair of boots, weed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...everything. I tend to think too much and get lost in my head
On a typical Friday night I am
At a show or hosting a movie night
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This is not how most people see me as, but this is the truth. I hate people in general. I think people more often than not have an angle and when things get rough, they play the victim and want sympathy. Fuck that. Everyone has it hard in this world. That's what life is. A series of shitty situations that occasionally has moments of sheer beauty and magnificence. I want to think that everyone is beautiful and we are all special snowflakes, but we aren't. We really aren't. Not yet at least, maybe in the future, but not now. We are all born inherently selfish and evil. Anyone who thinks differently needs a good kick in the ass back to reality. I am not writing this because I'm some bitter individual who thrives on bringing other people down, though I can see myself having fun with that, I write this because it's true. I can be a pretty blunt person, and I think the world is too soft. Sometimes people will say "So you think you have all the answers then, huh?" To that I say... HELL NO! I'm just as fucked up as the rest of us, I just happen to be a man who cares enough to try. I show kindness to everyone I meet and would gladly give the shirt off my back to my neighbor if they needed it. Not because some book that I believe is the word of GOD tells me too, but because it is the right thing to do. It is the compassionate and loving thing to do. I spend my life trying to make not just myself, but the people around me happy. I live to make the world a better place, even if it never reaches outside of my home. If you take the time to get to know me, you will find that I am one of the most caring, intelligent, loving, welcoming, respectful, honorable people in the world, and i'm very proud of that. Not in an egocentric way, but in a way that I know who I am and what I am about and i'm happy with it. I live with no regrets. I make my decisions and I stand by them, good or bad.

That will be all for now of my drunk rant

Also, this is the kind of man I strive to be: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E

There is a movie made based on my life and a book too
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You hate talking through a computer screen and would rather just meet up in person for beer and talking shit, are not put off by loud music and/or really weird music, drinking (heavily, at times), smoking (both tobacco and herb), don't mind the mouth of a sailor, sarcasm, beards and general strangeness. You like to watch 50's and 60's Samurai films

If you have actually read through all my bullshit and you still think I'm worth a damn.

!!!WARNING!!!
If you know where this quote is from "He tried to kill me with a forklift!" I may try to marry you. Don't say I didn't warn you

Also, if you like this recording of my drummer and I just fucking around:
http://soundcloud.com/ehband-1/meninkilts5?utm_campaign=share&utm_content=http%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fehband-1%2Fmeninkilts5&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=soundcloud