Not to be outdone by the Eastern European gymnasts and Sudanese strippers, I decided to have a prehensile tail surgically attached. The Las Vegas tourists were in awe of my feats acrobatic aerial derring-do and admiring of my svelte prehensile tail. After that I attended the University of Antartica (FRML WEAR REQ’D!*) where I received a BFA in Modern Dance.
Then I went to The School of Visual Arts in NYC to get an MFA where I learned the geographic coordinates of garbage cans filled with ice and cans of PBR. Since then I’ve been exhibiting my work in various art galleries around the country. I also write art reviews occasionally and have a book-keeping day-job.
*Go Fightin' Penquins!!!