Elysium821
26 Cleveland, OH
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My self-summary
I'm a writer. That pretty much means I'm weird. I'm also a nerd. I've spent more hours than I can count gaming online. I like anime. I also like crime shows and medical dramas. I don't really classify myself as belonging to any particular social group, though I was one of those kids in high school that sang show tunes in the hallway for no particular reason.

I love to read. I love to sing. I love to curl up and watch movies. I listen to most types of music and appreciate the beauty of someone who can play an instrument. I like the outdoors, though my pale skin sometimes makes me wonder if I'm secretly a vampire. I like hair bows and converse sneakers and striped socks. I have tattoos and piercings and occasionally technicolor hair. I am out of the ordinary in the best way. I love to cook and bake and can't draw worth a damn, but still try. My nail polish is chipped, but I clean up well. I would love to learn to dance.

I'm me. And I'm looking for someone who appreciates that.
What I’m doing with my life
Starting over.
I’m really good at
Writing, cooking, singing (if you can stand to listen to show tunes), random bouts of inappropriate behavior with friends in public.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile, unless my hair is pink that day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love Augusten Burroughs and David Sedaris. I am also in love with pretty much every book and screenplay written by Nora Ephron.

I enjoy Mel Brooks movies, Monty Python, and the Big Bang Theory. When I'm feeling girly, I like a little Grey's Anatomy, but I am a big fan of action movies as well as the classics.

I will listen to pretty much anything, but lean more towards rock and alternative.
The six things I could never do without
- Love
- Family
- Patience
- Optimism
- Appropriate doses of medication
- A sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I had to sum up my life in ten words or less, they would be:

"It seemed like a good idea at the time."
On a typical Friday night I am
Plotting to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm REALLY good at finding crazy people. I think I have a sign on my back that says "Stalkers Welcome Here"
You should message me if
You're interested in learning more about me!

Also, I should note that, yes, I probably think your tractor is sexy. But if you read what I'm looking for, you should have noticed I don't have 'casual sex' listed. Don't get me wrong, sex is awesome, and I'm not one to hold out, but do us both a favor and at least strike up a conversation first, eh?
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