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Elysium821

25 F Cleveland, OH

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:22pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a writer. That pretty much means I'm weird. I'm also a nerd. I've spent more hours than I can count gaming online. I like anime. I also like crime shows and medical dramas. I don't really classify myself as belonging to any particular social group, though I was one of those kids in high school that sang show tunes in the hallway for no particular reason.

I love to read. I love to sing. I love to curl up and watch movies. I listen to most types of music and appreciate the beauty of someone who can play an instrument. I like the outdoors, though my pale skin sometimes makes me wonder if I'm secretly a vampire. I like hair bows and converse sneakers and striped socks. I have tattoos and piercings and occasionally technicolor hair. I am out of the ordinary in the best way. I love to cook and bake and can't draw worth a damn, but still try. My nail polish is chipped, but I clean up well. I would love to learn to dance.

I'm me. And I'm looking for someone who appreciates that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Starting over.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, cooking, singing (if you can stand to listen to show tunes), random bouts of inappropriate behavior with friends in public.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile, unless my hair is pink that day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love Augusten Burroughs and David Sedaris. I am also in love with pretty much every book and screenplay written by Nora Ephron.

I enjoy Mel Brooks movies, Monty Python, and the Big Bang Theory. When I'm feeling girly, I like a little Grey's Anatomy, but I am a big fan of action movies as well as the classics.

I will listen to pretty much anything, but lean more towards rock and alternative.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Love
- Family
- Patience
- Optimism
- Appropriate doses of medication
- A sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I had to sum up my life in ten words or less, they would be:

"It seemed like a good idea at the time."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Plotting to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm REALLY good at finding crazy people. I think I have a sign on my back that says "Stalkers Welcome Here"
You should message me if
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You're interested in learning more about me!

Also, I should note that, yes, I probably think your tractor is sexy. But if you read what I'm looking for, you should have noticed I don't have 'casual sex' listed. Don't get me wrong, sex is awesome, and I'm not one to hold out, but do us both a favor and at least strike up a conversation first, eh?