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30 Takoma Park, MD Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Nov 25
5' 8" (1.73m)
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My self-summary
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hey, i'm emily. i like crosswords, cloudscapes, root vegetables, sharp knives, alpacas (and llamas), knob creek, playing in the mud, being barefoot, spooning, cat whispering...

i'm (not so) recently single, taking some time to explore myself and the people around me. i want to follow the butterflies..

i'm interested in the connections we make with people. on whatever level, with whomever it is in our lives. i like making eye contact with people and i will smile at anyone, which gets me in to some trouble sometimes (but it's overall worth it) i'm great at flirting with people, but terrible at flirting with women. i'm always on the search for co-conspirators. let's run amok, at least in spirit.
What I’m doing with my life
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slinging espresso in an independently-owned coffee shop, extolling the virtues of whole milk, napping like a fiend, climbing trees, bending wire and throwing pots, trying to get serious about selling my art, constructing varying degrees of cat furniture, hiking, biking, kayaking, snowboarding, skydiving, zip-lining, generally brooding and playing in equal measure

also, acroyoga! and thai massage! and table tennis. my game is getting to a point where i feel a need to distinguish it from "ping pong", which is maybe obnoxious?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
mental math, microfoam, waking up just in the nick of time, cat massages (and people massages)
The first things people usually notice about me
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freckles, smile, and i get lots of compliments on my rad gauges, and now my buzz cut
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: all of tolkien, always; tom robbins, sometimes. recently enjoyed nonfiction- secrets in the fields: the science and mysticism of crop circles, promised the moon: the untold story of the first women in the space race. those ladies were effing badasses!

movies: most of wes anderson's movies (especially rushmore and fantastic mr. fox), milo and otis, fried green tomatoes (also love the book), contact (and the book)

shows: cosmos, mushishi, ds9, arrested development, jeopardy!, golden girls

music: bluegrass, indie, cello-heavy (or double bass), other stuff too

food: fresh market veggies! greens with bacon, garlicky mushrooms, green beans, copious amounts of freshly ground black pepper over everything. also goldfish crackers, ipa's, and ginger beer
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my sandals; a cat, most any cat will do; full-fat dairy; dreams, i live for my flying dreams; garlic; cuddle naps!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
fractals, the nature of god and the universe, the secret lives of inanimate objects, climbing routes, my next art project, trying to remember all the details of my epic dreamscapes
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
contra dancing! i may make an exception for a compelling date..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
as much as i love my buzz cut (very very much), i still get startled by the way it looks in pictures. also, i sleep with a beatrix potter pillow case
You should message me if
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you're a dreamer, or a drummer. you want to talk metaphysics, smack a ping pong ball around, or go contra dancing at glen echo. or make out. or for any other reason..