Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Nocturnal. Quirky. Indecisive. Charming. Obsessive. Sarcastic.
Smoker. Toker. Radical. And mother fucking hilarious.
I sometimes wish it was 1963.
I can be shy. Most of the time I don't know how to start a
conversation. Unless we're talking about ninja turtles.
The truth is I'm a mess. But I'm really good at ignoring my
problems while I dance to loud music in my car.
I get too emotionally involved in my tv shows. I don't wanna talk
If you don't lose your shit when "we built this city" comes on the
radio then you should keep on movin... Same goes for "come sail
Let's be friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Apologizing for things I have no control over. Changing everything
about my life at 4 in the morning. Laughing at my own jokes. Saying
things like "groovy." And "out of sight man."
Im a nanny. Been watching the same babes for like 2 years. I
wouldn't have it any other way. They're my soul mates.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Never being on time.
Forgetting your name.
Staying up too late.
Never wanting to get out of bed.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Laugh? Eyes? Septum? Face? Shoes? Fuck I have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything Kurt Vonnegut.
Wild sweet orange. Best coast. The 1975. Manchester orchestra. Bob
Dylan. The rolling stones. Macklemore. Brand New. The Beatles. Run
DMC. The Ramones. Joan Jett. Miley. Lisa Hannigan. STYX. Queen.
Guns and Roses. The lumineers. Passenger. Noah and the whale. Kate
Solid gold hits
80s hair metal
Anything and everything else.
Daria. How I met your mother. The office. American dad. South Park.
Teen wolf. The X-files. Freaks and Geeks. Psycho-pass. Death
I love horror movies. I love Bruce Campbell, Sam Raimi, and Tim
Burton. That should sum it up.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is it illegal to turn my car into a pirate ship?
Does ancient aliens actually make total sense or am I just
What's the newest town in America?
What the fuck is dry ice even?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm in love with Harry Styles. And I have nightmares about the M83
midnight city album cover sooo...
I also talk to my hair in hopes that it will grow faster. I'll let
you know how it's going.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a septum piercing too. I've always wondered if they could
get tangled up if we made out. This is strictly for science.
You don't have a septum piercing but still wanna make out. For
You're bored. I'm pretty nice. I'm always down for new friends and
snapchat. I have this really bad habit of looking at people's
profiles who don't live near me. It's because I thought you were
But really, if you're gonna message me saying something about my
boobs just don't even fucking bother. Thanks.
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