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Emahleee3

24 F Canyon, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:06pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
The name's Emily and let me warn you, I'm obnoxious.

I like classic rock, cigarettes and telling people to suck my dick.

I'm probably the kind of girl your mother warned you about. Not really. But I felt like that would sound cool.

I'm not cool. I'm a free spirit. Laughing is my favorite hobby. I call everyone dude or man.

I like reading.

The open road is constantly calling my name.

My mother still threatens to wash my mouth out with soap. And my road rage will probably lead to my demise.

My first born son's name will be Optimus Prime. And I still wear teenage mutant ninja turtle t-shirts.

I like good vibes and a good time.

So hey. Let's cold chilly chill maaaaaaaan.

Ya dig?
What I’m doing with my life
Apologizing for things I have no control over. Changing everything about my life at 4 in the morning. Laughing at my own jokes. Saying things like "groovy." And "out of sight man."
I’m really good at
Never being on time.
Forgetting your name.
Cooking.
Laughing.
Staying up too late.
Never wanting to get out of bed.
Directions.
Air drums.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything Kurt Vonnegut.

Wild sweet orange. Best coast. The 1975. Manchester orchestra. Bob Dylan. The rolling stones. Macklemore. Brand New. The Beatles. Run DMC. The Ramones. Joan Jett. Miley. Lisa Hannigan. STYX. Queen. Guns and Roses. The lumineers. Passenger. Noah and the whale. Kate Nash. Copeland.
Motown
Solid gold hits
80s hair metal
90s
Anything and everything else.

Daria. How I met your mother. The office. American dad. South Park. Teen wolf.

I love horror movies. I love Bruce Campbell, Sam Raimi, and Tim Burton. That should sum it up.

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The six things I could never do without
My dog.
Books.
Coffee.
Cigarettes.
Mary Jane.
Pizzaaaaaaa.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is it illegal to turn my car into a pirate ship?
Does ancient aliens actually make total sense or am I just stoned?
What's the newest town in America?
What the fuck is dry ice even?
On a typical Friday night I am
I like card games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm in love with Harry Styles. And I have nightmares about the M83 midnight city album cover sooo...
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 19–34
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You're not a creeper.
You wanna make me laugh.
You think you can handle my weirdness.
Or you're bored.

If you want to stalk my life you can follow my Instagram-Emahleee

Cool.