Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Nocturnal. Indecisive. Charming.Sarcastic. Smoker. Toker. Radical.
Mother fucking hilarious.
I would give anything to be able to turn into a bird. That should
give you a pretty good idea of who I am.
I'm kind of weird. It is what is it.
If you're looking for a ride or die, you've come to the right
place. I need someone who will just play music for me while I cross
I get too emotionally involved in my tv shows. I don't wanna talk
I'm probably an alien.
If you don't lose your shit when "we built this city" comes on the
radio then you should keep on movin... Same goes for "come sail
Let's be friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Apologizing for things I have no control over. Changing everything
about my life at 4 in the morning. Laughing at my own jokes. Saying
things like "groovy." And "out of sight man."
Telling dogs I see while I'm driving that I love them.
School. Nanny. Librarian.
Busy all the fucking time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Never being on time.
Forgetting your name.
Quoting Disney movies.
Staying up too late.
Never wanting to get out of bed.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Laugh? Eyes? Septum? Face? Shoes? Fuck I have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Watchmen. Anything Kurt Vonnegut. I've recently started reading
manga. Give me suggestions.
|-/ twenty one pilots.
Wild sweet orange. Best coast. The 1975. Manchester orchestra. Bob
Dylan. Taking back Sunday. Brand New. The Beatles. Run DMC. The
Ramones. Led Zepplin. The Who. Pink Floyd. The Rolling Stones. The
Zombies. Joan Jett. Miley. Lisa Hannigan. STYX. Queen. Chance The
Rapper. The Beach Boys. Elvis. Frank Sinatra. The monkees. New
found glory. The Beastie Boys. Guns and Roses. The lumineers.
Passenger. The Backstreet Boys. Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons.
Sam Cooke. Noah and the whale. Kate Nash. Copeland.
Solid gold hits
80s hair metal
Anything and everything else.
Daria. How I met your mother. The office. American dad. South Park.
Teen wolf. Futurama. The X-files. Freaks and Geeks. Psycho-pass.
Death note. Lost. Buffy the vampire slayer.
I love horror movies. I love Bruce Campbell, Sam Raimi, and Tim
Burton. That should sum it up.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
And cross stitching
That's 7 but what can I say. I'm a rule breaker.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is it illegal to turn my car into a pirate ship?
Does ancient aliens actually make total sense or am I just
What's the newest town in America?
What the fuck is dry ice even?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have nightmares about the M83 midnight city album cover.
I also talk to my hair in hopes that it will grow faster. I'll let
you know how it's going.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not a part of fuckboy nation.
You wanna teach me how to play guitar.
You're cool with me legitimately believing I'm a mermaid.
You're an alien.
You're Josh Dun.
You wanna get your ass kicked at Soulcalibur.
Just fucking do it man.
You're gonna have to message me first. I'm too shy, honestly. I
just assume that if you view my profile and don't message me it
means I scared you off. I'm the fucking worst.
I'm really just looking for someone to sing backup vocals for me in
But really, if you're gonna message me saying something about my
boobs just don't even fucking bother. Thanks.
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