26 Amarillo, TX
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My self-summary
Socially awkward.
Kind of an introvert.
I'm best after 2 am.
I hate when people use the term "workflow"
I still don't think vape culture is real.

I get in my head a lot. Sometimes I feel like I'm Bruce Willis in the sixth sense. And I constantly have to remember if I'm asleep or awake.
Maybe it's the drugs.

I'm just looking for a partner in crime.
I get overly emotional about tv shows.
I love every dog everywhere.

I'm happiest in my car.

Let's be friends
What I’m doing with my life
Apologizing for things I have no control over. Changing everything about my life at 4 in the morning. Laughing at my own jokes. Yelling about how beautiful the stars and the moon are. Interrupting my friends. Listening to the same song for days at a time. Telling dogs I see while I'm driving that I love them. Trying to find an Orca whale decal for my wall.

School. Nanny. Librarian.
Busy all the fucking time.
I’m really good at
Never being on time.
Forgetting your name.
Quoting Disney movies.
Staying up too late.
Never wanting to get out of bed.
Air drums.
The first things people usually notice about me
Laugh? Eyes? Septum? Face? Shoes? Fuck I have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Watchmen. Anything Kurt Vonnegut. It. Tokyo Ghoul. Deathnote. One piece.

|-/ twenty one pilots.
Wild sweet orange. Best coast. The 1975. Manchester orchestra. Bob Dylan. Taking back Sunday. Brand New. The Beatles. Run DMC. The Ramones. Led Zepplin. The Who. Pink Floyd. The Rolling Stones. The Zombies. Joan Jett. Miley. Lisa Hannigan. STYX. Queen. Chance The Rapper. The Beach Boys. Blink 182. Dashboard confessional. Elvis. Frank Sinatra. The monkees. New found glory. The Beastie Boys. Guns and Roses. The lumineers. Passenger. The Backstreet Boys. Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons. Sam Cooke. Noah and the whale. Kate Nash. Copeland.
Solid gold hits
80s hair metal
Anything and everything else.

Daria. How I met your mother. The office. American dad. South Park. Teen wolf. Futurama. The X-files. Dawson's Creek. Gotham. Freaks and Geeks. Psycho-pass. Death note. Lost. Buffy the vampire slayer. Dexter.

I love horror movies. I love Bruce Campbell, Sam Raimi, and Tim Burton. That should sum it up.

Pizza and cereal.
The six things I could never do without
My dog.
Mary Jane.

And cross stitching

That's 7 but what can I say. I'm a rule breaker.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is it illegal to turn my car into a pirate ship?
Does ancient aliens actually make total sense or am I just stoned?
What's the newest town in America?
What the fuck is dry ice even?
On a typical Friday night I am
Cold chillin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I shot a man in Reno... Just to watch him die.
You should message me if
You're not a part of fuckboy nation.

You're cool with me legitimately believing I'm a mermaid.
You also feel like you're living in a painting.

You wanna get your ass kicked at Soulcalibur.
You wanna write a song for me.

You consider yourself a Pacey Witter.

Lets have a conversation. Like a real one. Ya dig man?
I'll let you snapchat me if you promise not to send me dick pics.

I'm really just looking for someone to sing backup vocals for me in the car.