Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The name's Emily and let me warn you, I'm obnoxious.
I like classic rock, cigarettes and telling people to suck my
I'm probably the kind of girl your mother warned you about. Not
really. But I felt like that would sound cool.
I'm not cool. I'm a free spirit. Laughing is my favorite hobby. I
call everyone dude or man.
I could easily convince you I'm a decently sane person. I'm not.
Don't let me fool you.
I like reading.
The open road is constantly calling my name.
I'm kinda weird. And by kinda I mean really super fucking
My mother still threatens to wash my mouth out with soap. And my
road rage will probably lead to my demise.
My first born son's name will be Optimus Prime. And I still wear
teenage mutant ninja turtle t-shirts.
I have this terrible habit of getting on here and just looking at
people's profiles who don't live anywhere near me. Maybe because
I'm sick of this town. Maybe because I'm a creep. Who's to say
I like good vibes and a good time.
So hey. Let's cold chilly chill maaaaaaaan.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Apologizing for things I have no control over. Changing everything
about my life at 4 in the morning. Laughing at my own jokes. Saying
things like "groovy." And "out of sight man."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Never being on time.
Forgetting your name.
Staying up too late.
Never wanting to get out of bed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything Kurt Vonnegut.
Wild sweet orange. Best coast. The 1975. Manchester orchestra. Bob
Dylan. The rolling stones. Macklemore. Brand New. The Beatles. Run
DMC. The Ramones. Joan Jett. Miley. Lisa Hannigan. STYX. Queen.
Guns and Roses. The lumineers. Passenger. Noah and the whale. Kate
Solid gold hits
80s hair metal
Anything and everything else.
Daria. How I met your mother. The office. American dad. South Park.
Teen wolf. The X-files. Freaks and Geeks.
I love horror movies. I love Bruce Campbell, Sam Raimi, and Tim
Burton. That should sum it up. Oh and thumbelina is still my
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is it illegal to turn my car into a pirate ship?
Does ancient aliens actually make total sense or am I just
What's the newest town in America?
What the fuck is dry ice even?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm in love with Harry Styles. And I have nightmares about the M83
midnight city album cover sooo...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not a creeper.
You wanna make me laugh.
You think you can handle my weirdness.
Or you're bored.
But really, if you're gonna message me saying something about my
boobs just don't even fucking bother. Thanks.
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