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Emahleee3

25 Canyon, TX Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 20–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:19am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Emily.

Nocturnal. Quirky. Indecisive. Charming. Obsessive. Sarcastic. Smoker. Toker. Radical. And mother fucking hilarious.

I sometimes wish it was 1963

I got a pipe in my purse right next to my lipgloss.

I can be shy. Most of the time I don't know how to start a conversation. Unless we're talking about ninja turtles.

Let's be friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Apologizing for things I have no control over. Changing everything about my life at 4 in the morning. Laughing at my own jokes. Saying things like "groovy." And "out of sight man."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Never being on time.
Forgetting your name.
Cooking.
Laughing.
Staying up too late.
Never wanting to get out of bed.
Directions.
Air drums.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Laugh? Eyes? Septum? Face? Shoes? Fuck I have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything Kurt Vonnegut.

Wild sweet orange. Best coast. The 1975. Manchester orchestra. Bob Dylan. The rolling stones. Macklemore. Brand New. The Beatles. Run DMC. The Ramones. Joan Jett. Miley. Lisa Hannigan. STYX. Queen. Guns and Roses. The lumineers. Passenger. Noah and the whale. Kate Nash. Copeland.
Motown
Solid gold hits
80s hair metal
90s
Anything and everything else.

Daria. How I met your mother. The office. American dad. South Park. Teen wolf. The X-files. Freaks and Geeks.

I love horror movies. I love Bruce Campbell, Sam Raimi, and Tim Burton. That should sum it up.

PizzazziPizzazziPizza
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog.
Books.
Records.
Cigarettes.
Mary Jane.
Pizzaaaaaaa.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is it illegal to turn my car into a pirate ship?
Does ancient aliens actually make total sense or am I just stoned?
What's the newest town in America?
What the fuck is dry ice even?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cold chillin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm in love with Harry Styles. And I have nightmares about the M83 midnight city album cover sooo...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Bad bitches is the only thing that you like.

Your life is missing a girl dancing around your kitchen, singing Aretha Franklin and making you tacos.

For real though. I'm pretty nice. I'm always down for new friends and snapchat.

But really, if you're gonna message me saying something about my boobs just don't even fucking bother. Thanks.