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25 F Canyon, TX

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 19–29
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:39pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Christianity, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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The name's Emily and let me warn you, I'm obnoxious.

I like classic rock, cigarettes and telling people to suck my dick.

I'm probably the kind of girl your mother warned you about. Not really. But I felt like that would sound cool.

I'm not cool. I'm a free spirit. Laughing is my favorite hobby. I call everyone dude or man.

I could easily convince you I'm a decently sane person. I'm not. Don't let me fool you.

I like reading.

The open road is constantly calling my name.

I'm kinda weird. And by kinda I mean really super fucking weird.

My mother still threatens to wash my mouth out with soap. And my road rage will probably lead to my demise.

My first born son's name will be Optimus Prime. And I still wear teenage mutant ninja turtle t-shirts.

I have this terrible habit of getting on here and just looking at people's profiles who don't live anywhere near me. Maybe because I'm sick of this town. Maybe because I'm a creep. Who's to say really?

I like good vibes and a good time.

So hey. Let's cold chilly chill maaaaaaaan.

Ya dig?
What I’m doing with my life
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Apologizing for things I have no control over. Changing everything about my life at 4 in the morning. Laughing at my own jokes. Saying things like "groovy." And "out of sight man."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Never being on time.
Forgetting your name.
Staying up too late.
Never wanting to get out of bed.
Air drums.
The first things people usually notice about me
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You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything Kurt Vonnegut.

Wild sweet orange. Best coast. The 1975. Manchester orchestra. Bob Dylan. The rolling stones. Macklemore. Brand New. The Beatles. Run DMC. The Ramones. Joan Jett. Miley. Lisa Hannigan. STYX. Queen. Guns and Roses. The lumineers. Passenger. Noah and the whale. Kate Nash. Copeland.
Solid gold hits
80s hair metal
Anything and everything else.

Daria. How I met your mother. The office. American dad. South Park. Teen wolf. The X-files. Freaks and Geeks.

I love horror movies. I love Bruce Campbell, Sam Raimi, and Tim Burton. That should sum it up. Oh and thumbelina is still my favorite movie.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog.
Mary Jane.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is it illegal to turn my car into a pirate ship?
Does ancient aliens actually make total sense or am I just stoned?
What's the newest town in America?
What the fuck is dry ice even?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cold chillin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm in love with Harry Styles. And I have nightmares about the M83 midnight city album cover sooo...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not a creeper.
You wanna make me laugh.
You think you can handle my weirdness.
Or you're bored.

But really, if you're gonna message me saying something about my boobs just don't even fucking bother. Thanks.