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Emahleee3

25 Canyon, TX Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 20–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Job
Education
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Emily.

Nocturnal. Indecisive. Charming.Sarcastic. Smoker. Toker. Radical. Mother fucking hilarious.

I would give anything to be able to turn into a bird. That should give you a pretty good idea of who I am.

I'm kind of a mess. But it is what it is.

I get too emotionally involved in my tv shows. I don't wanna talk about it.

If you don't lose your shit when "we built this city" comes on the radio then you should keep on movin... Same goes for "come sail away"

Let's be friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Apologizing for things I have no control over. Changing everything about my life at 4 in the morning. Laughing at my own jokes. Saying things like "groovy." And "out of sight man."

Telling dogs I see while I'm driving that I love them.

I'm a nanny. Been watching the same babes for like 2 years. I wouldn't have it any other way. They're my soul mates.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Never being on time.
Forgetting your name.
Cooking.
Quoting Disney movies.
Laughing.
Staying up too late.
Never wanting to get out of bed.
Directions.
Air drums.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Laugh? Eyes? Septum? Face? Shoes? Fuck I have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Watchmen. Anything Kurt Vonnegut.

|-/ twentyone pilots.
Wild sweet orange. Best coast. The 1975. Manchester orchestra. Bob Dylan. The rolling stones. Macklemore. Brand New. The Beatles. Run DMC. The Ramones. Joan Jett. Miley. Lisa Hannigan. STYX. Queen. Guns and Roses. The lumineers. Passenger. Noah and the whale. Kate Nash. Copeland.
Motown
Solid gold hits
80s hair metal
90s
Anything and everything else.

Daria. How I met your mother. The office. American dad. South Park. Teen wolf. The X-files. Freaks and Geeks. Psycho-pass. Death note. Lost. Buffy the vampire slayer.

I love horror movies. I love Bruce Campbell, Sam Raimi, and Tim Burton. That should sum it up.

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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog.
Books.
Records.
Cigarettes.
Mary Jane.
Pizzaaaaaaa.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is it illegal to turn my car into a pirate ship?
Does ancient aliens actually make total sense or am I just stoned?
What's the newest town in America?
What the fuck is dry ice even?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cold chillin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have nightmares about the M83 midnight city album cover.

I also talk to my hair in hopes that it will grow faster. I'll let you know how it's going.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not a part of fuckboy nation.

You wanna teach me how to play guitar.

You're cool with me legitimately believing I'm a mermaid.

You wanna hear me go on a rant about whatever TV show I'm watching right now.

You're bored. I'm pretty nice. I'm always down for new friends and snapchat. I have this really bad habit of looking at people's profiles who don't live near me. It's because I thought you were cute.

Just fucking do it man.

But really, if you're gonna message me saying something about my boobs just don't even fucking bother. Thanks.