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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:32am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on Two-year college
Might want kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

Nocturnal. Indecisive. Charming.Sarcastic. Smoker. Toker. Radical. Mother fucking hilarious.

I would give anything to be able to turn into a bird. That should give you a pretty good idea of who I am.

I'm kind of weird. It is what is it.

I need someone who will just play music for me while I cross stitch.
Also taking applications for a co pilot on my random drives.

I get too emotionally involved in my tv shows. I don't wanna talk about it.

I'm probably an alien.

If you don't lose your shit when "we built this city" comes on the radio then you should keep on movin... Same goes for "come sail away"

Let's be friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Apologizing for things I have no control over. Changing everything about my life at 4 in the morning. Laughing at my own jokes. Saying things like "groovy." And "out of sight man."

Telling dogs I see while I'm driving that I love them.

School. Nanny. Librarian.
Busy all the fucking time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Never being on time.
Forgetting your name.
Quoting Disney movies.
Staying up too late.
Never wanting to get out of bed.
Air drums.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Laugh? Eyes? Septum? Face? Shoes? Fuck I have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Watchmen. Anything Kurt Vonnegut. I've recently started reading manga. Give me suggestions.

|-/ twenty one pilots.
Wild sweet orange. Best coast. The 1975. Manchester orchestra. Bob Dylan. Taking back Sunday. Brand New. The Beatles. Run DMC. The Ramones. Led Zepplin. The Who. Pink Floyd. The Rolling Stones. The Zombies. Joan Jett. Miley. Lisa Hannigan. STYX. Queen. Chance The Rapper. The Beach Boys. Elvis. Frank Sinatra. The monkees. New found glory. The Beastie Boys. Guns and Roses. The lumineers. Passenger. The Backstreet Boys. Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons. Sam Cooke. Noah and the whale. Kate Nash. Copeland.
Solid gold hits
80s hair metal
Anything and everything else.

Daria. How I met your mother. The office. American dad. South Park. Teen wolf. Futurama. The X-files. Freaks and Geeks. Psycho-pass. Death note. Lost. Buffy the vampire slayer.

I love horror movies. I love Bruce Campbell, Sam Raimi, and Tim Burton. That should sum it up.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog.
Mary Jane.

And cross stitching

That's 7 but what can I say. I'm a rule breaker.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is it illegal to turn my car into a pirate ship?
Does ancient aliens actually make total sense or am I just stoned?
What's the newest town in America?
What the fuck is dry ice even?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cold chillin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have nightmares about the M83 midnight city album cover.

I also talk to my hair in hopes that it will grow faster. I'll let you know how it's going.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not a part of fuckboy nation.

You wanna teach me how to play guitar.

You're cool with me legitimately believing I'm a mermaid.

You're an alien.

You're Josh Dun.

You wanna get your ass kicked at Soulcalibur.

Just fucking do it man.

You're gonna have to message me first. I'm too shy, honestly. I just assume that if you view my profile and don't message me it means I scared you off. I'm the fucking worst.

I'm really just looking for someone to sing backup vocals for me in the car.

But really, if you're gonna message me saying something about my boobs just don't even fucking bother. Thanks.