Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm borderline genius. GAI IQ of 137.
I'm an agnostic atheist.
I have pet snakes.
I like animals. Virtually anything with a spine although some
invertebrates intrigue me.
I'm often lost in thought.
I love netflix dates with pizza and some N64 video games. Keep it
cheap, keep it simple and test domestic compatibility for in the
I also am a very affectionate person and love cuddling. Although
I'd rather have sex THEN cuddle.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fuck? Applying for minimum wage jobs and moving through college at
a glacial pace.
I'd love a relationship with a girl that connects on more levels
than I've ever connected on so far, I've never felt it like that,
so consider this a disclaimer that the most likely outcome is
something casual. There exists the possibility for more though, I
just need to find a girl that makes me want to have more with her.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hahahaha I wish.
More of a mathlete but I'm okay (no more than okay) on the
wrestling mat, submission wrestling or wrestling wrestling.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know, they probably notice that I'm male or that I happen
to being wearing a snake as a necklace. If I'm doing that at the
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex - DUH.
Music - I like to feel stuff.
TV - Because I'm too effing boring to live without it.
My pet snakes
My father, I'm going to miss that man when he dies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
COCK. Big, throbbing vein cane.
World problems. How to solve them.
Challenging preconceived notions I have about the world.
Stratification of wealth in: economies, societies (protected by
rule of law). Income inequality in these societies and how
inherited wealth is a huge factor.
Human behavior from a zoological and evolutionary standpoint. This
includes but is not limited to: intelligence, empathy, sexuality,
social structures, as well as just drawing parallels by observing
How to help put religiosity on the decline in this country and
around the world, and promote atheism.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spooning my pillow crying myself to sleep while watching romantic
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
ARE NOT RELIGIOUS OR IDENTIFY AS A MEMBER OF ANY RELIGION. Must be
some form of agnostic, atheist, skeptic, secularist... You get the
believe creationism does not belong in schools and the comparison
to evolution is not a "both sides" scenario. That there is a
disparity in the evidence in favor of each and creationism is
You know, have at least 1 thing in common with me and aren't
messaging me because I'm "hot" or "cute".
Who are you looking for?
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