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20 East Lansing, MI Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 17
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm borderline genius. GAI IQ of 137.

I'm an agnostic atheist.

I have pet snakes.

I like animals. Virtually anything with a spine although some invertebrates intrigue me.

I'm often lost in thought.

I love netflix dates with pizza and some N64 video games. Keep it cheap, keep it simple and test domestic compatibility for in the future.

I also am a very affectionate person and love cuddling. Although I'd rather have sex THEN cuddle.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fuck? Applying for minimum wage jobs and moving through college at a glacial pace.

Maybe farm peacocks when I get older. Shit like that. I like animals and wouldn't mind working with them. Seriously, who doesn't want to farm cool animals?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

Hahahaha I wish.

More of a mathlete but I'm okay (no more than okay) on the wrestling mat, submission wrestling or wrestling wrestling.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't know, they probably notice that I'm male or that I happen to being wearing a snake as a necklace. If I'm doing that at the time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex - I don't need it right away but I'm the kind of guy who will be all over you anywhere to the subtle touching while you are busy to plant dirty thoughts in your head to lifting up and throwing you onto my shoulder to carry you to be bedded.

Music - I like to feel stuff.

TV - Because I'm too effing boring to live without it.

My pet snakes


My father, I'm going to miss that man when he dies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
World problems. How to solve them.

Challenging preconceived notions I have about the world.

Stratification of wealth in: economies, societies (protected by rule of law). Income inequality in these societies and how inherited wealth is a huge factor.

Human behavior from a zoological and evolutionary standpoint. This includes but is not limited to: intelligence, empathy, sexuality, social structures, as well as just drawing parallels by observing animals.

How to help put religiosity on the decline in this country and around the world, and promote atheism. These are not contrapositives.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spooning my pillow crying myself to sleep while watching romantic comedies.
You should message me if
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ARE NOT RELIGIOUS OR IDENTIFY AS A MEMBER OF ANY RELIGION. Must be some form of agnostic, atheist, skeptic, secularist... You get the picture.

Agree that morality is relative and not universal.

believe creationism does not belong in schools and the comparison to evolution is not a "both sides" scenario. That there is a disparity in the evidence in favor of each and creationism is unscientific.

Believe that since men and women are equals, the tab on a date should be split, alternated who pays each time, etc. Equality works both ways and you can't pick and chose what sexist practices should stay and go.

Can tolerate at least the site of snakes and preferably can hold them, even greater preference to you being able to hold them without fear. I can help you get acclimated to this.

Are in favor of protecting the environment and support animal rights and feel empathy for animals.

Want a serious relationship, have a healthy sex drive, love Netflix and cuddling, etc.