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EmbryonicCell

41 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There's a word for the effect of an old joke or gag that becomes funny again when referenced under new circumstances. I can't remember that word or where I read about that concept, but I do remember that there's a category of humor labelled "on the roof" by TV producers after this old joke which fits the bill, for me anyway:

A guy has his brother watch his cat while he's on vacation. First day out, he calls his brother...

"How's my cat?"

"Sorry, Bill, the cat's dead."

"Dammit, don't tell me that! Now my vacation's ruined!"

"Well, what was I supposed to say?"

"Ease me into it! Tell me that the cat's gone up on the roof, and
you can't get it down. Next time I call, tell me the cat's still on the roof, and it won't come down. Then, when I call the last time, tell me the cat died, so it's not a shock."

"Fine, fine. Sorry."

"Okay. So, how's Mom?"

"Mom's up on the roof and she won't come down."

And I will be here for the entire week.
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And what about me...

I am a pretty even balance of introverted and extroverted, analytical and creative.

I am strangely addicted to Business Insider and experience FOMO if I don't at least get through every article on the first page.

I am a reliably Democratic voter.

I have had brushes with death in overambitious wilderness adventures. And I am only interested in outdoor activities "for fun" now.

I have been playing guitar since age 10 and remain an obsessive listener of rock, blues, jazz and classical music. I can also play drums, bass and piano, though I mostly just play guitar these days.

I am a film buff and one of my favorite activities has been to serve as an indie film festival juror here in the city.

I tend to be gregarious and don't take myself too seriously.

I was born and raised in S. FL and go back there several times a year. It's great in the Winter.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Music licensing and continuing education in advertising and business.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Guitar.
Talking.
Karaoke.
Listening.
Whistling.
Carousing.
Waxing political.
Waxing philosophical.
Seeing the big picture.
Distilling complexity into simplicity.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Broad shoulders? Wavy reddish-brown hair?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I enjoy reading about Economics, Advertising, Music Theory, Physics, Cosmology, History and Philosophy, among other things. I don't read much fiction these days, but am looking forward to getting back into it eventually.

Music: Zeppelin, Beatles, Sabbath, Rush, Floyd, Donovan, Fiona Apple, Chopin, DeBussy, Ravi Shankar, Miles Davis, Coltrane, Joao Gilberto, Stan Getz, Phillip Glass, Metallica, AC/DC, Elliott Smith, Radiohead, Chet Baker, Howlin' Wolf....

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Lost in Translation, Sideways, The Departed, Star Wars, Young Frankenstein, Barry Lyndon, Mulholland Drive, Clockwork Orange, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Punch Drunk Love, Jackie Brown, Star Trek, Life of Brian....

TV: Freaks and Geeks, Firefly, South Park, Family Guy, Community, Mad Men, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Louie, Hardball....

Food: I'll 'ave the lot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, friends, music, books, vacations & stimulating conversation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The word "textiles" sounds absolutely nothing like what it means. Every time someone uses that word I have to look it up in my brain and substitute the definition for the word. (I wouldn't say that I think about this "A LOT.")

People I care about. Politics. Weekend plans. Cosmology. Economics. Philosophy. Music. Problems that I need to solve. Funny memories.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends for dinner and/or drinks, or in catching up on my shows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm often more opinionated and passionate than laid back and easy going, though "go with the flow" is a mantra of mine precisely because I need it to be. Gotta keep things in perspective, you know. Many things (if not all things) are ultimately out of one's control, not to digress into a metaphysical argument here. In any case, stress is a killer, so I do my best to mitigate it.
You should message me if
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You think we'd find each other attractive and have a great time chatting in a bar, watching a movie, or taking a stroll.