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Emefisme

38 M Orem, UT

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 24–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 21, 2013
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Some may call me contrary, I prefer to say multi-dimentional. I can be as happy center stage on the dance floor as I am roughing it, sleeping under the stars. I am one of the most opinionated and picky persons you will ever meet yet completely open minded and willing to try anything once. If Polyanna and Fran Lebowitz were to have a bastatd child, I would be it. The soundtrack to a perfect day would scored by Robyn, Trent Reznor and a little Sigur Ros for some of the more treachly portions.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working hard, trying to work smart. I've been single for over a year after over a decade of partnership. I have learned much in this time. I am beginning to think that life would be a little more satisfying to have someone to share it with again. Ready for the next edition.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening then giving advice. Being correct, Kissing. Arguing, being wrong, graciously accepting defeat, massage. Laughing, crying, texting, holding a grudge, forgiving and loving. Would like to be a robot.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The World According to Garp (most John Irving), Middlesex, Running With Scissors, Social Studies & Metropolitan, Sookie Stackhouse, all by David or Amy Sedaris, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, The Witching Hour, Doctor Who, Suburgitory, Parks and Recreation, Drag Race, 2 Broke Girls, AHS!, Rachel Maddow, Dr Who reruns.
celine et julie vont en bateau, The Color Purple, A Coal Miners Daughter, Jackie Brown, The Apartment, the edited for television verson of Showgirls (I loves me some badly animated bras and panties!), Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Machette, City of Lost Children, Once, White & Blue (but not Red). Pop
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
iPad
Chu Chu
Iced tea w/ Lemon
Chucks
Gum
A good pillow
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How can I make this better?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will hide nothing, you will need to ask though.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You understand that an NSA hookup is better if you can have a bit of conversation. Know that ultimately I am looking for something a little more than just tonight. Yes, I have seen a few too many romantic comedies and that has tainted my view of the real world.