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EmilieMorgen

24 F Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Norwegian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm from New Orleans. Spent most of my life there. I like cupcakes and roller coasters. I tend to be an optimist; sometimes to a fault. Please don't contact me if you are overly competitive(with partners and friends), or play video games, or sleep your life away. I don't like surrounding myself with people who waste their time. Drugs are fine. Addicts, not my cup of tea. I like tea.

Note: I'm not as arrogant as I come off. Don't take me too seriously.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying not to waste it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
so many things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My lips or my eyes... or my smokin' hot bod.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything Shel Silverstein.
-Someone once mentioned how they thought it was funny that I put a children's book author, which I say is arguable. But, what I think is funny is how so many on this website put books from their middle school/ high school reading lists. Some of them, inarguably wonderful (A ClockworK Orange, The Great Gatsby, etc.). Others, I can only assume are making your list because you'd like people to perceive you as intelligent.
-For those who put anything written by Rimbaud, but don't actually speak French: you should learn French. The translated versions of his work are vastly different from the originals. The language doesn't flow the same; the imagery is rarely as successful. Really, go buy Rosetta Stone. And, then, re-read Le Petit Prince from when you were a child. The original is also way better.

Movie: The Little Rascals
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxrMnpWy6xk&feature=related

Music: James Blake, Bob Dylan, Alt-J, Woodkid, The Weeknd, The Alabama Shakes, Family of the Year, Jamie Woon, Beirut, Lykke Li, LCD Soundsystem...I don't know; I don't have all day.

Food: Sushi-- hold the seaweed, pretty much any seafood, Carnitas and most Mexican food, Cheese-- hold the blue
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hair tie. Mechanical pencil. Passport. Shoes. Food... Don't think I NEED 6 things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to create next. People I care about. Traveling. The future, although I'm trying to get better about living in the present.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out on the town.

In a New Orleans kind of way: Good music. Good food. Good drinks. Please don't ask me to go to a club, ever. Bottle of wine and a blanket, always.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...then it wouldn't be private.

Maybe it has something to do with my move to the West Coast from the Gulf Coast, but lately, I have noticed quite a few profile pictures that, upon first glance, seem pretty ambiguous in regards to gender. What concerns me is that I tend to click on them out of an almost perverse curiosity, and a surefire giggle. I'm really not a bitch, but sometimes, this website makes me feel like a terrible person.
You should message me if
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you use proper English, spelling and punctuation.

And, you have sweet moves on the dance floor.