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33 F San Francisco, CA

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Last Online
Today – 9:00am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
When faced with decisions of import I often ask myself, "Self, What would Larry David do?" And a lifetime of adherence to the social contract has been my reward!

I like to be active: beach walks, park runs, hikes up in Marin, and rage-running at a wall on a silly machine at the gym are all things I enjoy. I'm determined to become a little old lady one day, and man, you gotta stay healthy to get to live that long.
I also enjoy brown liquor, garlic fries, Tapatio and SyFy Original movies, but for whatever reason these things do not make me feel great unless taken in moderation.

My dealbreakers include toe shoes and pets that you wear. (Just kidding-ish.)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working on a Master's Program in English literature, teaching and/or a PhD are next; I nanny part-time for grocery/baseball/book money and don't have tons of free time, but I'm willing to make time for people that are worth making time for.
I’m really good at
making lasagne, recalling tons of useless trivia for pub quiz nights, killing house plants, remembering birthdays, loading a dishwasher, wearing my bossy pants
The first things people usually notice about me
That I kinda look someone getting a Mater's degree in English, or a librarian. What can I say? I need the glasses to see, and cardigans are quite simply the finest piece of raiment yet to be crafted by human hands. And I've been told my junk to trunk ratio is impressive.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Atonement, Midnight's Children, Tracks, Where the Air Is Clear, As I Lay Dying, The Crying of Lot 49, Pale Fire, Moby Dick, and Beloved number amongst my favorite novels. Admittedly, I occasionally re-read parts of Paradise Lost for fun. And I would love to replace occasionally with frequently. Keats is my favorite of the Romantics. I also read a fair amount of nonfiction in my spare time, mostly history. I will probably ruin our first date by going on and on about Milton. I know, I'm an asshole.

Movies: The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic, Donnie Darko, Velvet Goldmine, Frida, Trainspotting, Pleasantville, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, La Vie en Rose, Midnight in Paris, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, and Jurassic Park (duh). I also invented a Pacific Rim drinking game with a friend of mine. SyFy original movies are one of my favorite things about this young century.

Shows: I don't have a TV, but these are the things I miss about it: Dexter, Mad Men, 30 Rock, Treme, Boardwalk Empire, Curb Your Enthusiasm, True Blood, Parks and Rec. I just binge-watched the first 4 episodes of the new season of Game of Thrones; I'm starting to get annoyed by the amount of stylized sexual violence in it.

Music: Radiohead, The Arcade Fire, Belle & Sebastian, Bob Dylan, Damien Rice, REM, Steve Earle, Pulp, Gillian Welch, The Rolling Stones. I'm more likely to be listening to classical KDFC than anything else, though. It helps me study. It keeps me calm and intellectually stimulated at the same time. I'm really looking forward to this year's Stern Grove because of Vetiver, Smokey Robinson, Darlene Love, Andrew Bird, the SF Symphony. The bluegrass festival is like fucking Christmas morning to me.

Food: I'm not a picky eater (and have a relatively low tolerance for adults that are), but i go absolutely bananas for Mexican, Thai, or Italian.
The six things I could never do without
The Ocean
The Giants
More Books
Prescription Sunglasses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How my choices impact the people & the world around me. I also think about cheese. A LOT.
On a typical Friday night I am
My ideal Friday night is starting to look more and more like a few good friends, sharing a home-cooked meal and plenty of good wine, board games, and pie. There should definitely be pie. But I haven't hung up my dancin' shoes just yet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I wish that Jurassic Park was real.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you also enjoy cheese, booze, words, and dinosaurs

you wanna go to a ballgame or a show with me

you won't feel emasculated when I buy a round of drinks