Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So, hi. My self summary?
I enjoy a pint of cider, or two. I love painting my nails, playing
video games, drawing, internetting, reading and generally passing
the time. I am highly addicted to film and TV, and watch at least 2
or 3 TV shows a day, and about 6 films a month!! Yes, I have an
I have a frankly unhealthy appetite for the media. I religiously
follow shows like Game of Thrones, Archer, New Girl, Arrow,
Sherlock & Doctor Who, but still find myself glued to guilty
pleasures like Britain's Got Talent and The Vampire Diaries. I
watch at least 3 different TV shows a day. I also watch far too
many films. And still have so many I need to watch...
I'm also supposed to be a writer or something but I forget.
I'm not really very fashionable, I prefer comfort over style, but I
am particularly in love with Doc Martens, any and all types of
jeans, Black Milk Clothing leggings & big cozy jumpers.
Also, I'm really sorry I've been off here for a long while,
apologies if you messaged me yonks ago and I ignored you :(
I'm back on here but I'm terrible at replying promptly, please bear
with me and I'll message you in time :/ sorry I just have a very
bad short-term memory!
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm almost at the end of 3rd year at Bournemouth University,
studying Scriptwriting for Film and TV. Apart from that, I'm
travelling when & where I can and living a healthy lifestyle!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Erm, not sure.... Saying stupid things? I frequently ask stupid
questions like "are eggs dairy?" And "who shall I get a card for on
Mother's Day" etc etc.... Yeah, I have dumb moments.
Apart from that, I'd say I'm really good at cooking, especially
stir fries and pasta bakes. And sometimes a cake.
Oh yeah, another freaky talent I have is being strangely observant,
having a photographic memory and a memory for useless things!
Also I posses some unremarkable but interesting talents - I can
read upside down, in a car, on a bus, whatever. I can also write
upside down and backwards so you can read it properly in a mirror.
And I'm also kinda ambidextrous! Woooo, awesome stuff yeah?
But! Don't ever ask me to do maths. I do not get the whole numbers
Aaaaand now I sound really dumb. I promise you, I has intellect. I
studied religion and all.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How stupidly short I am, and how much metal adornments are in my
face, and then my freakishly small hands and feet, and tiny ears,
and then probably my perfectly adequate rack. ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favourite book: Battle Royale, for sheer page-turning gory
entertainment value. Haven't read it for a while though. I recently
really enjoyed the Hunger Games trilogy (can u see a theme
emerging?!) & the first of the Hitchhiker's Guide :)
Favourite film: it's really tough to choose for this one so I do it
1st for sci fi: Moon
Joint 1st for dark comedy: Shallow Grave & The Guard
Joint 1st for horror: The Devil's Backbone / The Orphange (same
director) and Cabin in the Woods
1st for Thriller: Stoker
Joint 1st for superhero/comic book: Kick Ass / Scott Pilgrim and
The Dark Knight
Joint 1st foreign cinema: Let the Right One In, Peepli Live and The
(Yeah, I really, really like films...)
I will listen to almost any type of music. Just not heavy screamo
death metal. I think its cool and all, I do like it, I just don't
enjoy it. I enjoy Biffy Clyro, Muse & 30 Seconds to Mars an
awful lot. And then other times I'll be listening to Country and
I will eat almost any type of food... But if it has a single speck
of chillis, peppers, spice, or even peppercorns/salt&pepper
pepper, I will not go near it. I have a very, very low tolerance
for hot food!! It is the bane of my life :'(
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- co2, trees and oxygen
- the creation of the universe and the answer 42
- the internet.
- my family.
- awesome video games.
- lactose-free ice cream and milk, and my other favourite foods
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm going to do with my life after Uni.
What the big plan is, and also if I will ever ever find this
elusive thing called "love", or if there even is someone out there
for me at all.
But I mostly think about our existence on this earth, space and
nebulas and shit, and those useless things I really want to buy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a film in bed or something equally lame, like playing my
xbox for hours. I tend to forget about time and continue doing a
million quests on Borderlands. I need to have more of a
Sometimes I'll actually socialise with the lesser mortals in
nightclubs. Maybe. ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I frequently talk to myself?! I swear I'm not crazy...
Also if you're this far down my monologue, I may as well say this.
I've never once had what I would describe as a "successful"
relationship, and it's always been down to my fault. Please be
patient with me as I have pretty massive issues. I hate to be so
needy, but I am fairly fucked up and could really use someone to
handle that :/
& If you've gone running for the hills after reading this...
well, see ya!
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