Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not a morning person. I never will be.
I mostly joined to giggle at people I know.
Goatees are never OK.
I probably won't reply to you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I convince confused men to buy overpriced jewelry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making instruments, knitting, witty replies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Vonnegut smut, Apatow movies, Netflix shows, Alllllll the foods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pulled pork. The ole cell phone. Keys. ID. Card. Old receipts. (is
it cheating to just go through my pockets? Not that I keep pork in
my pockets... Often...)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bacon pancakes. Makin bacon pancakes. Make some bacon and then put
it in a pancake. Bacon pancakes, that's what it's gonna make. Bacon
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working and/or watching Netflix.
I’m looking for
- Ages 25–26
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't mind that I probably will forget I'm on OKCupid, and most
likely won't respond.
Who are you looking for?
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