I prefer books to TV, but find myself inexorably drawn to TLC programming like "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo." (If you can't stomach a 6-year-old snapping "dolla make me holla," then we might not work out.)
My friends say I can go from being Lady Mary to Uncle Buck in the span of one sentence. I prefer the company of people who are classy/crass.
I laugh as easily as I cry, and my best conversations in life usually involve both.
I need lots of time outside near trees and water and stars, but I deplore - yes, deplore - camping.
I love very few things more than Sarah Silverman's abortion jokes, but serving communion at church is one of them. (Note: you don't need to feel this way about either one, but it's a pretty honest assessment of myself.)
Nothing is as important to me as my family in Minnesota, but I keep finding myself taking jobs far away from them.
I like being my contradictory self, and I want more simplicity in my life.