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EmilyofDoom

31 Kannapolis, NC Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Straight men only
  • Ages 27–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:09pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First thing is first - I am a great mom to two wonderful sons.
They are the greatest things I've ever done or ever hope to do.
They come first - no questions, no negotiations.

I am pretty easy-going. I have a very unique sense of humor that is dark and twisted but I'm not cruel or violent. I don't do yelling or drama.

Unlike most girls, what I say is EXACTLY what I mean. Cryptic conversation annoys me and I don't read between lines. So say whats on your mind - I certainly will not figureit out otherwise. I'm direct, forward and expect nothing but the same in return. I don't have very many filters so I'm lost on subtle hints.
I like being outdoors and being indoors. Going camping for the weekend or camping out in front of a good movie is all the same to me.
Honesty is something very important to me. I don't like lies, even little white ones...so if you REALLY don't want to know what I think of your shirt, don't ask lol.

Above all else, I like to try new things. Adventure lies in the unknown and I'm all about expanding my horizons - even if it is just to be educated enough to explain why I think something is terrible. Knowledge isn't just power - it is safety, security, and essential in understanding yourself and other people.

Public Service Announcement - I am too socially awkward to date. So unless you have standardized testing that covers video gaming, general guitar knowledge, mommy trivia, and B-rated horror flicks with light crappy 80's and foreign films - I'm probably not going to "pass".
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Honestly, I don't really know where my life is going. I know where I want it to go, but where I want and where it goes are not usually the same.

I've come to the conclusion that I don't really like this question. I'm going to remember yesterday to avoid repetition, plan for tomorrow because it's practical, and live in today because that is where "living" belongs. Therefore, the answer to this question will change on a day to day basis and lets face it, I'm not updating this thing every day.

If you are a positive element in my life - you'll know the answer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm honestly not REALLY good at anything. Jack of all trades, master of none.
I read very quickly.

There has only been one book I've started and have not finished.....Moby Dick. That book is the 3rd circle of the Chinese he'll of Boredsville. Population: me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Would probably be my glasses. I like the librarian look lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This list will never end lol. I read a lot - mostly period pieces from Tomas Hardy, Jane Austen, Charlotte Bronte. I've read the Harry Potter books and I think it is a wonderfully orchestrated masterpiece of modern literature. I hate unfinished books and generally don't read a book series unless it is complete or the author is dead and I'm prepared for no closure. (Thanks for that George Elliot)

My favorite comedian is Eddie Izzard.
Favorite director is Jean-Pierre Jeunet.

As for movies, I like independent films, horror movies (I am a horror movie trivia beast), action \ sci-fi. Pretty much anything as long as it has some kind of plot line. Recently I've been getting into French films. Current favorite actor is Ron Perlman. The man is a genius and nobody knows it.

There are 2 kinds of music: Good music and bad music. Under good music there is: music I like and not so much. But I recognize the difference in skill and preference. I've played guitar for quite a few years and you can't really appreciate music unless you have a good basis for comparison in difficulty and innovation. I listen to a little bit of everything, Avett Brothers to Outkast to Vivaldi. Cypress Hill, Ben Harper, Modest Mouse, Megadeth....there really is no way to narrow down preference.

Food - I am a menace in the kitchen.
If I had to pick one dish that I'd have to eat every day for the rest of my life - burritos.

I don't watch tv really. When I do I binge watch shows that have already ended so I don't have to wait lol.
Fav TV shows:
Hells Kitchen, House,
Bones, Anything on Adult Swim,
Family Guy, South Park,
Love BBC, Beavis & Butthead,
Big Bang Theory
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My family
2) Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
3) Xbox live
4) Some form of productive employment

That's pretty much it. Unless you want to go with desert island necessities like toothbrush, hairbrush, etc. I'm not needy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Books I've just read, movies I've just seen. Zombie apocalypse survival.
I daydream a lot - but those are a little more private and explanation is best saved for someone with whom I am on an intimate level lol.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On my XBOX....*shaking head sadly*

Ideally I'd be with good company at the coffee shop or a game night. I'm a beast at Spades, Hearts, and Canasta.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Guilty pleasures:
Spongebob Squarepants and Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends are the greatest!
I have one Alan Jackson cd.
LEGO video games = awesome!
I have an irrational fear of volcanoes and can't watch that stupid Tommy Lee Jones movie or Dante's Peak without a good week of nightmares.
Jeepers Creepers totally creeped me out.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
****PLEASE READ THIS CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU MESSAGE ME**** If you don't take time to read my profile, you will not get a response. I am not into "one-nighters" or "booty calls", regularly or not. Please don't message me with that crap. Also, one word messages or messages that simply say "you're sexy," "Hey beautiful," or anything of the sort will not be answered. Flattery gets you nowhere. Use your brain....the one upstairs guys :)