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EmilysMessenger

33 Ann Arbor, MI Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:42am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay)

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Appreciating what I've got, and making things better where I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
laughing at my own jokes
writing dares on jenga blocks
accomplishing goals
geeking out at art museums
keeping to my word
making mixed CDs/playlists
finding the perfect gift
whipping up an awesome meal with only 4 things in the fridge
cards against humanity
road trips
organizing closets
making cheesecake (thank you mom)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my laugh, it is loud and occasionally devilish
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything by Bill Bryson or David Sedaris. I still can't stop talking about "The Age of Miracles".

Movies: Moulin Rouge, It's all Gone Pete Tong, Paris Je t'aime, Best in Show, Midnight in Paris, Lost in Translation, Fur, The Big Lebowski, Crazy Stupid Love...anything by Focus Features has yet to disappoint me really

Shows: 30 Rock, and I can't normally stand scary stuff but i love The Walking Dead

Music: oh don't get me started...Roesy, Beirut, The Eastern Sea, Bernard Fanning, Lucius, TuneYards, Yo La Tango, Yeasayer, Tegan and Sara, Spoon, RJD2, Ra Ra Riot...I seem to like songs with clapping in them lately. I'm not sure what this means.

Food: I joke that I have a healthy inner fat child. Really, I'm a "flexitarian" which is a word I made up to explain that I don't eat a lot of meat. Cooking at home I'm pretty much a vego, but I would never deny myself one of my dad's steaks, king scallops, sushi or peruvian chicken. Ok I've just made myself hungry typing this.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family and friends, for sure
Clementine, my 4 year-old puppy
Clementine's anti-fart meds
A gym membership, love me some yoga
Trader Joe's
St Germain
My passport
NPR
Lake Michigan sunsets
My Mini Cooper
(whoops did i go over 6?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Karma and when to have another party as an excuse to design a cheese plate
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
ideally, going out to meet friends for a house party, salsa dancing, a movie...

(But let's be serious here, if it has been a busy week at work i am catching up on laundry/working out/recharging. Look out Saturday night!)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Really OKCupid, I answer all those questions publicly and you still want another...fine then, I have really small ears.

More seriously though, I've always wanted to write lyrics.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've got your shit together
You like to dance or are at least willing to try (salsa anyone?)
You believe dinosaurs existed
You love to learn
You prescribe to Dan Savage's GGG philosophy
Your mom says that pets and kids always seem to love you
You find bathroom selfies bizarre, puzzling, and a bit sad
You dress well and also look damn fine in a clever Halloween costume
You haven't lied on your profile
You have mad cuddling skills that pair nicely with your toned arms and big heart
You will introduce me to something new
You can look down my shirt without breaking eye contact
You enjoy playing sports, but don't care to watch them on TV
You read any of the AxeCop comics and wanted to be 5 again

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