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32 F Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 8, 2010
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Christianity, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
So you have come to visit my profile. More than likely you have judged me to me somewhat pretty or you wouldn't really be bothered to read this. I know how shallow you are;)

Anyway, Emma, 28 and a single pringle. Graduated a long time ago but still stuck in the college party phase on Saturday nights. I shudder to think that I look like the crazy cat lady stalking into clubs around 11pm and pouring myself into a cab sometime the next morning. Its just Saturday nights I swear don't judge me on my few hours of alcoholism, i'm really an upstanding member of society! Hee Hee.
Hurricane Em is my nickname given to me fondly by my so called friends;) I would like to think I am not at all similar to a powerful, spiraling storm that wreaks havoc upon anything it lands on however in certain ways I am. I'm not much of a planner or very organized. I'm terrible at cleaning generally making quite a mess (but it is my lovable mess;)). I am a very strong person, both physically (don't laugh) and emotionally. I am addicted to punctuation as you can plainly see (although that has nothing to do with the nickname just an observation on my typing skills).
Well, gosh I just don't know what else to write, my train of thought has gone loop di loop over to an amusing video on Youtube.
More ramblings and scramblings to ensue....eventually.

and to quote one of the greatest, smartest most inspiring men of all time (dripping with sarcasm darlings)

Ill Be Back.

P.S. If you dont know whom I'm talking about please please get up to date with dear auld Arnie.

What I’m doing with my life
Pillaging local and international bars for a beautiful wench to take back aboard me pirate ship and sing yo ho ho and a bottle of rum while wearing long-johns and battling life.

Oh yeah...and working. Forgot to mention that in the self-summary. I do work, yes I know you didn't think it but there. My current 'job title' if you will, Manager of Financial Reporting (yawn to you missus, endless hours of dull entertainment for me;)) I wont tell you the company I work for, you will have to guess. Three guess and if you do not get it the penalty is a quick shag behind the bushes in my garden with yours truly!
I’m really good at
I'm pretty good at acting (I don't want to be an actress, its just for playtime) I take classes and perform some plays now and again, nothing to write home about but its good fun and we don't take ourselves seriously AT ALL.

If you are nice to me and buy me a cup of coffee, and I like how you smell, ill bring you along sometime;)
The first things people usually notice about me
Oh no why this question. I really have no idea.

*runs to mirror*

well the first thing I notice about myself is my nose, mainly as its right bang in the middle of my face. Then my eyes, they are nice eyes, kissable lips (yes I did pout a little there) a saucy smirk (well to me it is, maybe to everyone else its a scary smirk!)
Not bad overall, wouldn't kick myself out of bed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oh these are the kind of questions I love on dates (its where you get to natter on about yourself for a little, don't be coy I know you like to talk about yourself too and then maybe just maybe if you talk long enough you will have something in common;))

Books Wise: Odd Thomas by Dean Koontz, Book Of a Thousand Days by Shannon Hale, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath, White Noise by Don Delillo, I like anything by James Rollins and Lincoln Child/Douglas Preston. I also enjoy Ted Dekker. One of my favorite books is Don Quixote. It taught me to be a chaser of windmills and seeker of impossible dreams and I am a better person for that. The Power of One by Bryce Courtenay. The chronicles of Narnia by CS Lewis- I know it's a kids book, but I still love it, yes I am also a fan of Harry Potter (the books, not the films).

Movie Wise: Casablanca, Gone With the Wind, The Wizard of Oz, High Noon, It's a Wonderful Life, Duck Soup, The Maltese Falcon, The Best Years of Our Lives, Singin' in the Rain, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, To Kill a Mockingbird, Animal Crackers, An American in Paris, Forrest Gump, American Beauty, Spinal Tap, Pulp Fiction, The Sound of Music, Sabrina, Breakfast At Tiffany's, My Fair Lady, Victor/Victoria, Phantom Of The Opera, Bringing Up Baby, A Streetcar Named Desire, Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The French Lieutenant's Woman, (I know lots of classics and musicals, They just make me happy!)

Music Wise: Sunset Rubdown, Interpol, Arcade Fire, Matt and Kim, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Death Cab for Cutie, Pixies, Muse, Reverie Sound Revue, The Cure, Devotchka, Broken Social Scene, Sonicflood, Pink Floyd, Pixies, The Smiths, Foo Fighters, Marvin Gaye, Stevie Wonder, Bob Marley, Prince, Micheal Jackson, Smashing Pumpkins, Keane, Coldplay, AC/DC, Blondie, Beyonce, Greenday, HIM, Radiohead, Lady Gaga, Pink, Blink 182, Bon Jovi, Judy Garland, Gwen Stefani, Queen, Taylor Swift, Red Hot Chilli Peppers (and so so many more Ill show you my ipod something)

Food Wise: I'm a vegetarian (its a choice thing) anyway yum yum I love food, the kitchen is the center of my house! Coconut, Mushrooms, Squash, Mozzarella (drool), All Pasta! Pizza, A Good Salad, Chocolate, Mountains of it! Cereal, I love my cereal. Marshmellows....oh I want some now, to the shop!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
There was once a samurai warrior who traveled to the distant home of an old monk. On arriving he burst through the door and bellowed, “Monk, tell me! What is the difference between heaven and hell?”

The monk sat still for a moment on the tatami-matted floor. Then he turned and looked up at the warrior. “You call yourself a samurai warrior,” he smirked. “Why, look at you. You’re nothing but a mere sliver of a man!”

“What!!” cried the samurai, as he reached for his sword.

“Oh!” said the monk. “I see you reach for your sword. I doubt you could cut off the head of a fly with that.”

The samurai was so infuriated that he could not hold himself back. He pulled his sword from its sheath and lifted it above his head to strike off the head of the old monk. At this the monk looked up into his seething eyes and said, “That, my son, is the gate to hell.” Realizing that the monk had risked his life to teach this lesson, the samurai slowly lowered his sword and put it back into the sheath. He bowed low to the monk in thanks for this teaching.

“My friend,” said the monk, “That is the gate to heaven.”

That and lots of other stuff.

Like right now...what shall I have for a snack and maybe I should put on some laundry...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sing opera when I'm waxing my legs.
When i was little ran up and down the halls in school shouting, I AM YOUR SAVIOR! BOW TO ME! MWHAHAHA.
When I am at home, alone, I walk around the house naked talking to myself and singing Bad Bad Leroy Brown.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 25–33
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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