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EmmaFeens

33 London, UK Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:04am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello there. I am a bonafide human woman.

The day job was in music until a very recent move to the literary world. I feel a bit like a chimney sweep working in a posh house. I quite like that though.

Active actor. My voice has been on the tele and everything.

Not so active bass player. I need a new band. Do you know anyone who needs a bassist with post-punk-verging-on-funk stylings?

I want a sexy stock of a man with a beard to roll around with.

Please make me laugh until I get a stitch and come with me to Brandt Braur Frick Ensemble gigs.

Thanks! X
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Improvising.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being silly. Sometimes I even get paid for it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Exceptionally expressive eyebrows? Curly bonce? Great T-shirt?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is your brain on music by Daniel Levitin. How to be a woman by Caitlin Moran, mainly because I thought it was an instruction manual. Turns out, it's not.

Filums: Delicacy, Hellzapoppin', The wrong arm of the law, Secretary, Amelie, Team America, Spaceballs, Deathproof, Django, Half Nelson, Let the Right One In, The Royal Tenenbaums, any Marx Brothers, Pineapple Express, Into the Wild, Empire Records...

Tune-age: Blockheads, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, Tame Impala, Wayne Shorter, Joni Mitchell, Field Music, Punch Brothers, Kendrick Lamarr, Aphex Twin, Beck, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Yes, Weather Report, Miles Davis, Everything Everything, Wild Beasts, James Blake, Roy Ayers, Gil Scott Heron, Stan Kenton, Beasties, A Tribe called Quest, Ravel, Debussy.

CHEESE, MEAT, BREAD, PORT, PASTIES. I love food.

Tele: Blackadder, Black Mirror, Brasseye, Spaced, Father Ted, Frasier, Alan P, Girls, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Armando Ianucci Show, Psychoville, Toast of London
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Quality cans for tune-age
Socks with bamboo in
Morning cuppa cha
Ma et Pa
Nonsense
Jazz
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much time I waste thinking.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
having a tipple, a titter and a tickle with any luck.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love watching Joan Hickson's Miss Marple kick murderer ass.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like nice, round, lady bottoms.

You are a hopeless romantic nincompoop.

You like a challenge.