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EmmaFeens

33 F London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:13am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hello there. I am a bonafide human woman with acceptable levels of oddness.

Day job in music. Active actor (my voice has been on tele and everything). Not so active bass player. I need a new band. Do you know anyone who needs a bassist with post-punk-verging-on-funk stylings? Slap is out of the question though. I can't bloody do it.

I want a sexy stock of a man with a beard to roll around with.

Please make me laugh til I get a stitch and come with me to Brandt Braur Frick Ensemble gigs.

Thanks! X
I’m really good at
Being silly. Sometimes I even get paid for it.
The first things people usually notice about me
Exceptionally expressive eyebrows? Curly bonce? Great T-shirt?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This is your brain on music by Daniel Levitin. How to be a woman by Caitlin Moran, mainly because I thought it was an instruction manual. Turns out, it's not.

Filums: Delicacy, Hellzapoppin', The wrong arm of the law, Secretary, Amelie, Team America, Spaceballs, Deathproof, Django, Half Nelson, Let the Right One In, The Royal Tenenbaums, any Marx Brothers, Pineapple Express, Into the Wild, Empire Records...

Tune-age: Blockheads, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, Tame Impala, Wayne Shorter, Joni Mitchell, Field Music, Punch Brothers, Kendrick Lamarr, Aphex Twin, Beck, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Yes, Weather Report, Miles Davis, Everything Everything, Wild Beasts, James Blake, Roy Ayers, Gil Scott Heron, Stan Kenton, Beasties, A Tribe called Quest, Ravel, Debussy.

CHEESE, MEAT, BREAD, PORT, PASTIES. I love food.

Tele: Blackadder, Black Mirror, Brasseye, Spaced, Father Ted, Frasier, Alan P, Girls, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Armando Ianucci Show, Psychoville.
The six things I could never do without
Quality cans for tune-age
Socks with bamboo in
Morning cuppa cha
My Ma et Pa
Nonsense
A song in my heart
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much time I waste thinking.
On a typical Friday night I am
having a tipple, a titter and a tickle with any luck.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love watching Joan Hickson's Miss Marple kick murderer ass.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like nice, round, lady bottoms.

You like a challenge.