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EmmettGrogan

28 London, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jun 26
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Education
Graduated from university
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), Welsh (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Smoker, cyclist, beard. Back in London for the summer, writing my thesis.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Prose MFA
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
White male privilege
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I put this to the room.

Joe: Your gangly frame? No, wait, wait... your deep penetrating eyes.

Ellen: Does it have to be a physical thing?

Joe: I don't really remember the first time I met you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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DFW, Helen De Witt, Delillo, Beckett, Ben Lerner, Tom McCarthy, John D'Agata, Chris Kraus, Knausgaard

TV: Louie. Broad City
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for a dance, a party, a date
You should message me if
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you get what I'm on about