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EmmettGrogan

27 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 29
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), Welsh (Okay)

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My self-summary
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English accent, tattoos, beard, smoker, cyclist, Londoner, writer, queer.

Grad student at Notre Dame, peripatetic funtime alter ego in Chicago
What I’m doing with my life
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Prose MFA
I’m really good at
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White male privilege
The first things people usually notice about me
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I put this to the room.

Joe: Your gangly frame? No, wait, wait... your deep penetrating eyes.

Ellen: Does it have to be a physical thing?

Joe: I don't really remember the first time I met you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm into books. DFW, Helen De Witt, Delillo, Beckett, Ben Lerner, Tom McCarthy, John D'Agata, William Gass - modernism and post-modernism, critical theory, left wing history, hysterical lyricism. Most recent best read was The Empathy Exams by Leslie Jamison.

TV: Louie. Broad City
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for a dance, a party, a date
You should message me if
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you get what I'm on about