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Emmett_Fitz-Hume

37 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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In the beginning, I was an odd child, with fluffy brown curls. I took school seriously. Perhaps too seriously. I remember I once wore a suit and carried a brief case to my second grade classroom. That’s when I learned the value of not being in second grade.

Later I went to more school, where I learned to like watching basketball and eat BBQ. I returned to NY to work in homeless shelters. Well not in the shelters, but, you know, doing policy for them. That’s when I learned it’s better not to be homeless, so I went to more school, where I struggled unsuccessfully to bring powdered wigs back into fashion.

Finally I returned to NY, where I get paid to argue, which is convenient, as I’ve been arguing pro bono since birth. I spend 42.3% of my time in afternoon movies, making mint juleps, and slathering on sun screen. (I’ve been known to sneak a cocktail into the theater on summer afternoons – on occasion wearing sunscreen, for the trifecta.) I'm also hunting for the greatest dumpling, and methodically tracking my progress on pinterest.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My friends say I have no filter but I like to think of myself as unusually honest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love buffalo wings. When I'm not eating buffalo wings, and sometimes when I am eating buffalo wings, I'm reading serious, often non-fiction, books (Devil in the Grove, Snowball, Moneyball, Kissenger by Isaacson, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy) and watching dark comedies (The Big Lebowski, The Royal Tenenbaums, Spies Like Us) or very silly movies -- think robots fighting with each other.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would do if I woke up as Bill Murray's character in Groundhog Day. My next meal. And public policy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Debating how many peking ducks to order.
You should message me if
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You are smart and funny. Bonus points if you can teach me to fold fitted sheets.