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38 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 31–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:57pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Graduated from law school
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
My self-summary
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In the beginning, I was an odd child, with fluffy brown curls. I took school seriously. Perhaps too seriously. I remember I once wore a suit and carried a brief case to my second grade classroom. That’s when I learned the value of not being in second grade.

Later I went to more school, where I learned to like watching basketball and eat BBQ. I returned to NY to work in homeless shelters. Well not in the shelters, but, you know, doing policy for them. That’s when I learned it’s better not to be homeless, so I went to more school, where I struggled unsuccessfully to bring powdered wigs back into fashion.

Finally I returned to NY, where I get paid to argue, which is convenient, as I’ve been arguing pro bono since birth. I spend 42.3% of my time in afternoon movies, making mint juleps, and slathering on sun screen. (I’ve been known to sneak a cocktail into the theater on summer afternoons – on occasion wearing sunscreen, for the trifecta.) I'm also hunting for the greatest dumpling, and methodically tracking my progress on pinterest.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can be very disciplined when I choose to be. For instance, unless I'm traveling, I exercise at least every other day.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My friends say I have no filter but I like to think of myself as unusually honest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love buffalo wings. When I'm not eating buffalo wings, and sometimes when I am eating buffalo wings, I'm reading serious, often non-fiction, books (Devil in the Grove, Snowball, Moneyball, Kissenger by Isaacson, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy) and watching dark comedies (The Big Lebowski, The Royal Tenenbaums, Spies Like Us) or very silly movies -- think robots fighting with each other.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If the voice in my head could sound like the voice (just the sound, not the substance) of anyone I wanted, who would I choose?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Debating how many peking ducks to order.
You should message me if
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You are smart and funny. Bonus points if you can teach me to fold fitted sheets.