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38 Eastlake, OH Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:12am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I am a unique constellation of attributes.

I'm intelligent, an avid reader, and consume all things popular culture. But not in a Keeping up with the Kardashian way, but more along the lines of discussing the rise of the anti-hero in the second golden age of television kind of way.

I'm looking to meet someone around my age. Please do not be married. Someone who is funny and intelligent are bonuses as well.
What I’m doing with my life
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Reading. Lots and lots of reading. I just started working for a non-profit health organization. I'm also becoming the best aunt ever to my niece and nephew.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastination, being snarky, naming one hit wonders and other useless trivia. I'm good with adjectives, speed reading, and quoting movies. I also think I'm pretty damn good at Jeopardy and my Uno game is on point. I also happen to make a mean pot roast!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My lips. As a kid, they teased me about having lips like LL Cool J and I hated it. Fast forward 20 years, and I get a ton of compliments.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: genre fiction, literary fiction, biographies/autobiographies, cultural history, essays, anything by Wally Lamb

Movies: Lars and the Real Girl, Ocean's 11, Secretary, Brat Pack, When Harry Met Sally, Shrek,Clueless, Cruel Intentions, Step Brothers, True Romance, The Apartment, Clerks, MallRats, Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure, Easy A, Crazy Stupid Love, A Single Man, The Oh in Ohio, Pineapple Express, Knocked Up, Princess Bride, Hairspray (the original John Waters version, not that bullshit with John Travolta)

Shows: Dexter, Mad Men, 30 Rock, Law and Order, Breaking Bad, The United States of Tara,Six Feet Under, House of Cards, American Horror Story, Scandal, New Girl, The Mindy Project, The Sopranos, RuPauls Drag Race, and of course the Golden Girls. My goal in old age is to be Dorothy Szbornak complete with flowing caftans and resplendent shoulder pads.

Music: Barenaked Ladies, Moxy Fruvous, Guster, Neil Diamond, Kenny Rogers, Tom Jones, 80s and 90s music, rockabilly, Van Morrison, Lady Gaga, disco, Prince, Roliing Stones, New Kids on the Block, Rick Astley. I love Pandora because it always surprises me because it thinks it knows what I like, and they seem to be correct more often than not.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
public libraries
lip balm
Red wine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff. Seriously, I have one of those minds that never shuts off. So I go from 0-60 in 5 seconds in terms of thinking ahead to all possible scenarios.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually I'm spending Friday nights with my boyfriend Netflix. I would much rather go out on Saturday night. Karaoke is a fun way to wind down as is chicken wings and beer
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think Barney Fife is one of the greatest television icons in television history.
You should message me if
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You're awesome! Sense of humor is very important to me, as is intelligence. I would like to meet someone who "gets" me and isn't intimidated by my brain.