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37 F Eastlake, OH

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:31pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am a complex woman. I would like to meet someone for a long-term relationship. However, I'm open to meeting new people and hanging out. I'm pretty intelligent, an avid reader, and obsessed with all things popular culture. But not in a Keeping up with the Kardashian way, but more along the lines of discussing the rise of the anti-hero in the second golden age of television kind of way. Or in the is Olivia Pope a role model for modern day women way.
What I’m doing with my life
When I'm not working, I'm reading. Constantly. Sometimes, when I'm feeling super luxurious I'll go to Starbucks and sit and read with my coffee and pretend to be pretentious. I spend a lot of time with family as well.
I’m really good at
Procrastination, being snarky, naming one hit wonders and other useless trivia. I'm good with adjectives, speed reading, and quoting movies. I also think I'm pretty damn good at Jeopardy and my Uno game is on point.
The first things people usually notice about me
My lips. As a kid, they teased me about having lips like LL Cool J and I hated it. Fast forward 20 years, and I get a ton of compliments.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: genre fiction, literary fiction, biographies/autobiographies, cultural history, essays, anything by Wally Lamb

Movies: Lars and the Real Girl, Ocean's 11, Secretary, Brat Pack, Shrek,Clueless, Cruel Intentions, Step Brothers, True Romance, The Apartment, Clerks, MallRats, Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure, Easy A, Crazy Stupid Love, A Single Man, The Oh in Ohio, Pineapple Express, Knocked Up, Princess Bride, Hairspray (the original John Waters version, not that bullshit with John Travolta)

Shows: Dexter, Mad Men, 30 Rock, Law and Order, Breaking Bad, The United States of Tara,Six Feet Under, House of Cards, Scandal, New Girl, The Mindy Project, The Sopranos, RuPauls Drag Race, and of course the Golden Girls. My goal in old age is to be Dorothy Szbornak complete with flowing caftans and resplendent shoulder pads.

Music: Barenaked Ladies, Moxy Fruvous, Guster, Neil Diamond, Kenny Rogers, Tom Jones, 80s and 90s music, rockabilly, Van Morrison, Lady Gaga, disco, Prince, Roliing Stones, New Kids on the Block, Rick Astley. I love Pandora because it always surprises me because it thinks it knows what I like, and they seem to be correct more often than not.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stuff. Seriously, I have one of those minds that never shuts off. So I go from 0-60 in 5 seconds in terms of thinking ahead to all possible scenarios.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to relax after a long week. I would much rather go out on Saturday night. Karaoke is a fun way to wind down as is chicken wings and beer
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think Barney Fife is one of the greatest television icons in television history.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're awesome! Sense of humor is very important to me, as is intelligence. I would like to meet someone who "gets" me and isn't intimidated by my brain.