EmpressJuliet
23 Saginaw, MI
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My self-summary
Hello love

I am Juliet. Just your average butcher, Baker and candlestick maker (only two of those are true.... Hmm which two). Anyways, i spend way too much time on here talking to the same ole creeps so i figured it's time to change this up. I am extremely sarcastic, rude at times but a sweetheart once you get to know me.

More important bits
I AM WHOVIAN!! If you are as well we are already friends. i also love supernatural, torchwood, and sherlock. I'm into Alot of generally nerdy things. So if you like something nerdy, chances are I am pretty familiar with it or would like to be.

I am polyamorous. I am married and yes, my husband obviously knows(would get a bit messy if he didn't). But i am always open to making new friends. So if you practice polyamoury or polyamory (no I'm not that obnoxious I just want to make it easier for people to find each other!)

Thats about it for now, want to know more? Shoot me a message. Just make sure you have something to talk about besides my breasts. That conversation will only go so far.

If you are looking for a sign....this is it!!!! This is your big fucking flashing sign. Do it, just do it. You never know what you can accomplish if dont.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a student. Currently in school to be a teacher! Im also a baker. I make beautiful, yummy things.....in insane amounts.
I’m really good at
Cooking, crafting and thinking on my feet.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am very short...either that or my smile, boobs, relatively curvy shape or my black lipstick
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Most important thing!!! I am a whovian meaning....a doctor who fan.....to the max. Whovians are instant friends! If you love the show message me and we can be friends....and dont blink.

my favorite books are anything to do with nutrition, anything by Tess Gerritsen, horror, alot of classic novels. Ive been getting into the harry potter series lately.

my favorite movies are breakfast at tiffany's, the devil wears prada, sweeney todd, the roommate,coraline, tim burton.

Music is very varied. I love rock music my favorite band is My chemical romance. I also love the used, foo fighters, the veronicas, paramore....you get the point! I also love hip hop...well some of it. Im a dancer so I dance to it. Oh andI absolutely adore Beyonce and Lady Gaga. Hozier

My favorite foods are nectarines, peaches, apples, anything with grilled foods and great wines. After that pretty much any good foods and im always willing to try new things. Oh and I absolutely LOVE apple cider!!! If anyone ever wants someone to go to a cidar mill with i am always game.
The six things I could never do without
A good Book
adam...husband fellow
Music
Doctor who
My tardis (aka my car)
My collection of dad jokes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The world, and how i can make it even just a little bit better.

And why green isn't a creative color.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to find a crazy adventure to go on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I speak entire conversations with people that I never will in real life. Not like talking to myself but speaking as though the person is right in front of me and I can unabashedly say what I need to. It's a pretty relaxing experience
You should message me if
You are nice. looking for a friend, or recipes or anything like that. I will probably respond to you..more than likely as long as you aren't rude or being a creep. And if you have to ask what constitutes as a creep then move along good Sir or ma'am. Most importantly, I am not looking for hookups or anything like that. Don't try to go that route.

Also if you frequently carry pocket sand.
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