(If you're short on time, this self-summary and the "you should message me if" section at the bottom of the page may be sufficient.)
BREAKING NEWS! Although I'm pansexual, I have decided to remove the part that says I'm looking for guys. This was brought on by the disgusting number of horndog men that have been messaging me lately (and can't be bothered to read the part of my profile titled "Regarding Casual Sex"). No mas! No mas! (At least for now... yikes.)
Subjectives: Intelligent, wise, affectionate, kind, caring, sweet, level-headed, reasonable, patient, graceful in adversity, thrives on compersion, attentive in bed, and nerdy-as-all-hell.
Objectives: Seeking friends that are tolerant of open and/or poly relationships for a deep emotional connection (as friends) and optionally may be open to that friendship developing into something more.
I may be discerning, but that doesn't mean I want the moon and stars. What I generally look for when I'm browsing profiles is effort. It's apparently rare on OKCupid.
In the list below, odds are decent I'll completely ignore #1 and #2 in your case if you fit #3, are significantly #4, optionally are confident about #5, and on top of that you take the initiative and message me first (see my guidelines for your first message).
I'm looking for someone who...
#1. Has answered at least 200 matching questions.
#2. Has put thought into all of their open-ended main profile page essays.
#3. Isn't against the most basic rights women and alternative sexualities deserve and doesn't intractably believe in "God".
#4. Is into videogames/tabletop games and the possibility of playing them with me.
#5. Expresses their unique intelligence and wisdom in their main profile page.
There are two main reasons why you may find me looking at your profile repeatedly:
A. I may be simply determining whether you fit the above, or
B. Something on your profile particularly interests me (such as matching questions I haven't answered yet).
Footnotes: (feel free to skip this if you want)
 ...or so I've been told. ^////^
 I am currently in a completely open relationship (that's why up top it says "available"). She and I consider love to be boundless, infinite, and impossible to steal or squander. The concept of a "primary" is not suitable to us specifically. There is only love, and you will not be regarded as lesser or greater than her if you and I become involved.
 See the "you should message me if" section for more specifics about my objectives.
 200 matching questions "in common" results in OKCupid having 99.5% confidence that the match/friend/enemy ratings are accurate. Thus, I consider anyone with less than 200 to have inaccurate (and thus untrustworthy) ratings.
 If you can't put in the effort to write something significant for your open-ended "essays", odds are you're too bland to be worth my time (by all means, please prove me wrong).
 Just being honest. I am for both equality and science, and if you denounce either (theism denounces science), then I don't consider you an honest actor upon the world, and thus also don't consider you relationship material. Sorry.
 This does not have to be life-shattering stuff. Just show in your profile essays that you have some intellectual substance or profound understanding that makes you unique as a person. Quoting other people doesn't count, as you're just stealing someone else's wisdom.