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EmuSpawn

24 / M / straight / Single

Fort Worth, Texas

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo but it doesn’t matter
Education
college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am Esoteric, Ducky, and Sandwich.

My Self-Summary

This guy usually prefers to describe himself in the third person, so that he shall. He is a vaugely average looking human being whose interests swing from the geeky to the more mundane. He has an voracious reading habit, and an affinity for all things digital. He believes himself to be witty, and others sometimes agree(Either by proclaiming as such or groaning heartily, which amounts to the same thing). He occasionally entertains illusions and delusions of grandeur which tend to ultimately take form as a story or piece of 'art'. Oh, he also hates platypi, for entirely irrational reasons.

What I’m doing with my life

~Working.
~Not learning another language.
~Exploring the vast amounts of sci-fi and fantasy books that exist.
~Fighting off bears, ninjas, pirates, and the forces of evil whenever a chance presents itself.
~Geocaching
~Biking

I’m really good at

~Being sarcastic.
~Making English sentences that sound clever.
~Fixing things.
~Breaking things.
~Communing with electronics.
~Non-sequiturs.
~Making brownies.
~Sword fighting.
~Okay, not actually sword fighting, but I have been known to throw swords AT things. And sometimes hit them.

The first things people usually notice about me

Many people will notice my shirt, as it usually more interesting to look at than I, unless I am wearing an awesome hat, which happens on occasion. Failing that, people intake my goatee and/or natural ('messy, untamed, chaotic') hair.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books
I really enjoy science fiction and fantasy, particularly 'hard' sci fi. I can also be convinced to read the occasional mystery.
Favorite authors include Tadwilliams (Otherland series!), Mercedes Lackey, Issac Asimov, Neil Gaiman, and Terry Pratchett.

Movies
~Memento
~Paprika
~Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
~The Prestige
~Citizen Kane

Music
~Lately I've been listening to the likes of Ladytron, The Chromatics, Hot Chip, Goldfrapp, The Sounds, The Knife... basically electronica. Oh, also most of Jonathan Coulton's songs.

Food
~I like seafood. And sushi. And seafood sushis too. I also enjoy stews, especially Goulash. Hungarian Goulash, not the stupid American hamburger version. I am also willing to try new and/or exotic foods. Chinese Style Red Pork. Best protein related substance ever?

The six things I could never do without

~Internet
~Air
~Food
~My precious organs.
~A good knife (Swiss Army Cybertool 41!?)
~Lemon-Lime flavored Gatorade
~My math skills

I spend a lot of time thinking about

~The general mechanics of the universe.
~Should I eat that sandwich? (It's only been out for a day.)
~The digital medium ('the internet') and the way it affects meatspace('not the internet').
~What shall I have for dinner?

On a typical Friday night I am

In front of the computer. Or playing Rock Band. Or watching the tellyvision.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I am not secretly a superhero, regular hero, villain, or government agent.

You should message me if

~You are a person who is okay with a healthy dose of chaos.

~You have a dislike (or are neutral towards)the Platypus, Ornithorhynchus anatinus

~You also like tildes.